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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:43:25 PM EDT
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I would've fucked both of them bitches and made their beta husband's watch.
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This...
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:44:14 PM EDT
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Next time call me, im only 2,300 miles away.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:45:51 PM EDT
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I'm glad that there are still men that know right from wrong.


Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:48:39 PM EDT
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 They are fun but their degeneracy is a sexual turnoff.

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Invite them to your church.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:48:59 PM EDT
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Op made the right choice but not sure why posting
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:50:42 PM EDT
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Op made the right choice but not sure why posting
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regret
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:50:55 PM EDT
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looks like we're all disappointed in your thread, including you.
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FPNI
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:51:03 PM EDT
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Ummmmm...... no thanks. I'll just stay the old fashioned way, ya know, boring old me and boring old wife, an nobody else. Pardon while I go finish my Dr. Pepper as I look over some other newsworthy GD .
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:54:10 PM EDT
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Has Fella posted yet? I didn’t read all the threads.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:54:54 PM EDT
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This thread is more confusing than Rupaul’s gynecologist.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:55:38 PM EDT
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In any sexual situation any number of dicks higher than one is too many dicks for me.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:56:05 PM EDT
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They were nothing to write home about.

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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:58:04 PM EDT
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If I had a dollar for every "open marriage" weirdo I see on tinder I could retire tomorrow. Is this a thing now a days with people in their 30s?
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Where do you think "wife's boyfriend" meme came from?
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:00:23 PM EDT
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Good lying fake thread 20er. At least you're  semi creative

In before NorCal Leo
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:01:52 PM EDT
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looks like we're all disappointed in your thread, including you.
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Dude that is the best first post I’ve ever seen. Bravo man. Bravo.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:03:21 PM EDT
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Yeah, no way that could turn into some trailer park like drama later on. Good call.
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This
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:03:43 PM EDT
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Me, divorced, 40, kids not home.  Them, couple, 30's and their friend who is married and her husband was at work.  He knows and joins in I guess.  The women are not hot, but cute.  Wife, 5'9" 150 lbs, friend, 5'2" 130 lbs. No pics because they have kids.  No, I'm not into married chicks or parents of my kids friends.  And there's the one dick rule.

I'm up at their house once or twice a week drinking and hanging out, card games, mario kart, and watching the kids play.  It's 200 yards up the road so we usually walk.

I was there for a few hours earlier drinking and playing cards against humanity.
I get texts from the wife.

Her: Heyy
Me:  What?  
Me:  If yall are doing a drunk parade, hurry up.  I'm going to bed soon.
30 mins pass and I'm not wanting drunk visitors this late
Me:  Going to bed

20 mins later
Her: LOL.
Her: Comer over and join the party
Her: lol
Her: I need another dick
Her: LOL
Her: Danial is keeping up with both of us

20 minutes later I get a facetime from her.  My dumbass answered it.  Its them, in bed, naked, the husband hiding his face and junk behind their friend.  2 sets of mommy tits.

They giggle and try to convince me to come up.  I tell them I'm not into married chicks.  They try for a little longer before I start to be intentionally boring.  And we say goodbye.

I'm not looking for drama like that.  They are fun but their degeneracy is a sexual turnoff.

And I'm not gay.
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So "fuck it, not FOing"?
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:04:40 PM EDT
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Good lying fake thread 20er. At least you're  semi creative

In before NorCal Leo
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I'm too lazy to come up with a story that is a lie.  I just thought it was interesting.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:05:04 PM EDT
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You literally said no to every GDer's ultimate fantasy... the only thing that was missing was a bucket of trout.

WTF Man?
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Its every GDers fantasy to have another dick swinging around  in the same bed?
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:08:02 PM EDT
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Its every GDers fantasy to have another dick swinging around  in the same bed?
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how else will you get a drink break in?
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:08:12 PM EDT
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The last time this happened OP was never heard from again. Good call. You didn't fent.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:09:47 PM EDT
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Lame. Should have fent.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:10:48 PM EDT
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On one hand I’m proud of you, very proud.  On the other, disappointed.

Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:17:44 PM EDT
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looks like we're all disappointed in your thread, including you.
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:17:57 PM EDT
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Its every GDers fantasy to have another dick swinging around  in the same bed?
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No.
The only porn I like us solo women or lesbian. Anything else would be too much dick.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:18:00 PM EDT
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Never turn down something that will make a great story in 20 years.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:20:22 PM EDT
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Sounds pretty faggy to me. I would have shown up and taken charge.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:22:31 PM EDT
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Op made the right call.

U gots to have some morals theses days.

A lot of times, that craziness also involves (intertwines) with drugs.

Stay far far away from that bad news sh*t
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:22:34 PM EDT
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No.
The only porn I like us solo women or lesbian. Anything else would be too much dick.
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:22:38 PM EDT
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Sounds pretty faggy to me. I would have shown up and taken charge.
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I forgot to tell you, their kids were upstairs.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:24:31 PM EDT
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I forgot to tell you, their kids were upstairs.
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How old are kids?
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:24:35 PM EDT
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Good call OP.
You would have ended up like Shaun of the dead.

Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:25:25 PM EDT
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I forgot to tell you, their kids were upstairs.
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Sounds pretty faggy to me. I would have shown up and taken charge.

I forgot to tell you, their kids were upstairs.

You don't have 60 bucks for a motel?
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:25:47 PM EDT
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How old are kids?
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4 kids. 7-11
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:26:28 PM EDT
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I forgot to tell you, their kids were upstairs.
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Damn.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:26:59 PM EDT
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You don't have 60 bucks for a motel?
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It wasn't my idea.  I wanted nothing to do with it.

And a $60 motel.  I'd rather sleep in my truck.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:28:47 PM EDT
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Time to move
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:30:14 PM EDT
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Time to move

And leave the wife there. That is fukdup
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:30:56 PM EDT
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Good for you OP, that was the right thing to do.  I cannot imagine letting another person have sex with my wife.  That is beyond stupid.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:31:05 PM EDT
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Did you FO?
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:31:31 PM EDT
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It wasn't my idea.  I wanted nothing to do with it.

And a $60 motel.  I'd rather sleep in my truck.
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You don't have 60 bucks for a motel?

It wasn't my idea.  I wanted nothing to do with it.

And a $60 motel.  I'd rather sleep in my truck.

So have the foursome in your truck.

You completely lack ingenuity.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:33:38 PM EDT
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I wonder why the generation before this better
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:34:34 PM EDT
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4 kids. 7-11
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Good call.  You’re a good dude.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:34:56 PM EDT
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So have the foursome in your truck.

You completely lack ingenuity.
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:39:48 PM EDT
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Son, I am very, very disappointed in you!
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:42:21 PM EDT
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Good call op.  That's how you end up on Forensic Files.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 7:44:13 PM EDT
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lol I bet you're a hoot at parties, OP
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Clearly he doesn't even participate in them.

Such a failure here.




Link Posted: 1/17/2021 8:18:52 PM EDT
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I'm with OP on this one.

I'd be fine with two willing single ladies but hard pass with married chics and a second weiner in the mix.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 8:28:31 PM EDT
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Two hot as hell chicks would be hard enough to give proper attention to.

The fact that it is two semi-meh chicks plus there being another dick.

No way in hell.

I may look at some twisted porn shit online but I never went over and tried to break my ex's balloon knot even if she at one time or another was open to trying it.    I just didnt need to go there.
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Last part is squarely your loss... lol
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 8:29:28 PM EDT
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Never turn down something that will make a great story in 20 years.
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I dont care to tell any story that an extra naked man in my threesome brings.
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