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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:51:39 PM EDT
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page two is brought to your by Harry Palmer.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:51:55 PM EDT
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Shit, OP, if you're not down, give me their number and address. It wouldn't be the first time I've disappointed more than one woman at the same time.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:52:03 PM EDT
[#3]
Ruined the chance of that happening again now. Playing boring , you'll never get the solo 3 some with the ladies. Should have said you felt sick and wish you could come
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:53:08 PM EDT
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Their friends husband was at work.
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Married couple + married woman (whose husband sometimes joins in) + you?

Between the "married" part and the possibility of the number of dicks exceeding the number of available pussies, I can't think of anything less appealing.


Their friends husband was at work.


Once that boulder starts rolling downhill it's not gonna be easy to stop.

Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:53:22 PM EDT
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I’m going to go against the grain

Should have done it but stuck to the one dick rule

“ I’ll come over but only with the two women there”
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:53:48 PM EDT
[#6]
At least OP didn't end up like Shaunofthedead
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:54:15 PM EDT
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You have weirdo friends....drop them and find a good wife. This BS only leads to emptiness and unhappiness.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:54:28 PM EDT
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I'm kind of monogamous guy.  If they were hot and single and no other dicks in the room, it would be a different story.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:55:06 PM EDT
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You literally said no to every GDer's ultimate fantasy... the only thing that was missing was a bucket of trout.

WTF Man?
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Nah, fucking some chunky married chicks with another dick in the room?  

Pass.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:55:33 PM EDT
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You have weirdo friends....drop them and find a good wife. This BS only leads to emptiness and unhappiness.
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That's another reason I didn't.  I plan on staying in this neighborhood and don't want any secrets with the next woman.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:55:53 PM EDT
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Yeah, no way that could turn into some trailer park like drama later on. Good call.
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This 87%
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:55:57 PM EDT
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That's the kind of degeneracy that is destroying this country. No real man would let another man fuck his wife. Good on you Op for not joining in the cuckoldry.
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Exactly! Glad op is man enough to not have sex with another man’s wife, even if she is willing.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:55:59 PM EDT
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OP did not FO...

I aint mad at ya though, not getting involved with anything that requires more than one dick.

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They sound like they might be up for some hole wrecking tho
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:56:56 PM EDT
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Not the happy ending I was looking for, OP.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:57:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:57:34 PM EDT
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OP did not FO...

I aint mad at ya though, not getting involved with anything that requires more than one dick.

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They sound like they might be up for some hole wrecking tho
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And if you'd have seen the muzzle sweeps when I took them to the range, you'd for sure agree that 2 dicks is too many.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 5:59:05 PM EDT
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looks like we're all disappointed in your thread, including you.
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FPNI
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:00:46 PM EDT
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Good no fo
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:00:53 PM EDT
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No.  I evicted that bitch due to her laziness.
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After skimming your OP, it seems like you had more in common with her than you might have thought.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:01:20 PM EDT
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OP does sound pretty gay
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:05:18 PM EDT
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After skimming your OP, it seems like you had more in common with her than you might have thought.
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Sorry, I'm not a poet.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:06:32 PM EDT
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As a former degenerate with a few threesomes under my belt, I’m with the OP on this one.  Two married chicks, one husband and they invite you?  Fuck that noise.

Something tells me there was copious amounts of X, coke, meth or all three involved.

Good decline OP. Problem is, now that you’ve turned them down, expect to have the women turn up the heat on you one on one.

Women tend to get stupid when guys turn them down.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:06:42 PM EDT
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And I'm not gay.
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Ehhhhhhhh....I dunno.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:06:48 PM EDT
[#24]
FPNI
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:06:56 PM EDT
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Remember it's not gay if a guy is poking you and there are other girls present.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:10:47 PM EDT
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Two hot as hell chicks would be hard enough to give proper attention to.

The fact that it is two semi-meh chicks plus there being another dick.

No way in hell.

I may look at some twisted porn shit online but I never went over and tried to break my ex's balloon knot even if she at one time or another was open to trying it.    I just didnt need to go there.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:10:49 PM EDT
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Remember it's not gay if a guy is poking you and there are other girls present.
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:12:47 PM EDT
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And I thought Go diddy got pissed off about all the gun stories.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:13:41 PM EDT
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Come on OP, this is your chance to Eiffel Tower a chick. That's where the chick is on all fours, you at one end and your bro on the other. Then you and your bro double high five and hold it for a second, mimicking the shape of the Eiffel tower.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:16:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:16:29 PM EDT
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Nvm
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:16:51 PM EDT
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I look forward to the media reading this thread and spinning it into evidence of white supremicist hate. “Why you no bang people with alternative sexual lifestyles?!?!”
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:17:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:18:23 PM EDT
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I would've fucked both of them bitches and made their beta husband's watch.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:18:55 PM EDT
[#35]
25 years ago as a young man with morals? No

Today realizing how no one else has them?
Fuck it I’m foing
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:19:42 PM EDT
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I would've fucked both of them bitches and made their beta husband's watch.
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Lol screen name checks out
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:25:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:31:19 PM EDT
[#38]
Fpni
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:32:31 PM EDT
[#39]
Deej would fo
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:35:27 PM EDT
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No pics of tits!?
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:36:17 PM EDT
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No pics of tits!?
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:39:37 PM EDT
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Deej would fo
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:40:23 PM EDT
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No pics of tits!?
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They were nothing to write home about.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:41:07 PM EDT
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They were nothing to write home about.
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But they were something to post to GD about.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:41:35 PM EDT
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They were nothing to write home about.
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No pics of tits!?

They were nothing to write home about.



I'll be the judge of that.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:41:54 PM EDT
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I'm kind of monogamous guy.  If they were hot and single and no other dicks in the room, it would be a different story.
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Op is correct
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:42:08 PM EDT
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At least OP didn't end up like Shaunofthedead
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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:42:33 PM EDT
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You didn't fo.....

you avoided Shaun of the Dead's fate
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This. Good non-fo
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:42:37 PM EDT
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I look forward to the media reading this thread and spinning it into evidence of white supremicist hate. “Why you no bang people with alternative sexual lifestyles?!?!”
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That’s assuming the OP is white lol
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 6:42:58 PM EDT
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Dear Penthouse Forum, This one time nothing happened, the end.
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