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Posted: 1/15/2021 11:57:44 AM EDT
[#1]
Brockmire sure thought so.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:02:00 PM EDT
[#2]
Only a simp would pack her a sandwich for the road. A real man would tell her to make herself one on the way out.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:02:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Banging MILFs is the best. They don't have time for your shit, they don't want to cuddle since they have to be up for work early in the morning,, and they send you home with a smile on your face and a Capri sun.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:02:43 PM EDT
[#4]
And a page in your Book of Pleasure
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:02:46 PM EDT
[#5]
I'm gonna try that with the wife next time and see how it goes
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:06:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Food, weed, cash. Not to shabby for an hours work.  LOL, I missed the nugs in there. Pretty class operation. I wonder if there is a homer bucket with 2 dozen bags by the door ready to go! |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:08:29 PM EDT
[#7]
There is nothing classy about one night stands.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:09:50 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm gonna try that with the wife next time and see how it goes What if she leaves?
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:12:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryWarning; objects in profiles are larger than they appear |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:16:44 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Only a simp would pack her a sandwich for the road. A real man would tell her to make |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:40:17 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Did he provide a bottle of Valtrex in the bags?  How classy...a "Great Value" (Walmart) sandwich bag full of snacks... There was a time a guy would shell out buying you a drink and/or treating a woman to dinner - even if he just wanted a ONS...Shoot, he might even make you breakfast afterwards... Well, at least the guy doesn't lose. I mean, no baggie of snacks unless she "performs".. We've come a long way baby!!! Me? I'd be ashamed to be given that...I rather give it up for free than being insulted like that. If you wanna "gift" me for my time, I prefer a Publix bag of treats
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:42:09 PM EDT
[#12]
That looks fake as shit
Obvious female handwriting Seems more like a whore trying to gin up a trend to scoop a little extra cash |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:49:04 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Banging MILFs is the best. They don't have time for your shit, they don't want to cuddle since they have to be up for work early in the morning,, and they send you home with a smile on your face and a Capri sun. This guy knows |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 12:54:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's the only appropriate thing to do when you keep her panties to put in your trophy drawer.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:08:56 PM EDT
[#15]
So, she's a $46.72 a night hooker and not even the upscale Nacho Cheese kind?
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:11:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 40 bucks? Judging by the profile pic in the tweet, i'd say the dude over paid. A cheese sandwich, Doritos and a Lipton bottled tea........ |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:13:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Only if it includes plan B.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:16:50 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Only if it includes plan B. that's what the $40 is for |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:19:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Bag should be a single breath mint and plan B.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:25:46 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How classy...a "Great Value" (Walmart) sandwich bag full of snacks... There was a time a guy would shell out buying you a drink and/or treating a woman to dinner - even if he just wanted a ONS...Shoot, he might even make you breakfast afterwards... Well, at least the guy doesn't lose. I mean, no baggie of snacks unless she "performs".. We've come a long way baby!!! Me? I'd be ashamed to be given that...I rather give it up for free than being insulted like that. If you wanna "gift" me for my time, I prefer a Publix bag of treats Make it a chicken tender (Bucs) sub and I'm yours! |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:30:29 PM EDT
[#21]
he did it to not face repercussions from the snorlax
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:31:25 PM EDT
[#22]
I'll take things that didn't happen for $100, Alex.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:39:44 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL that's awesome. Don't do one night stands at your place. You got a vehicle, drive to her place. No shit. Always have an escape plan. Sucks when you bail at 2am and you are quiet as a mouse gathering up your stuff, putting on your jacket, shoes etc. Then her front door is sticking and slams shut with the sound of a nuke popping off. You have walked slowly through the door, and spent 2 full minutes trying to ease it closed, but when you hear that bang, you fucking speedwalk (if not sprint) to your car and GTFO like you just robbed the bank in Heat. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:40:45 PM EDT
[#24]
Everybody knows if you’ve got an apostrophe in your name, it’s an automatic two bagger.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:45:52 PM EDT
[#25]
Damn thats one of those Porsche boxtrucks instead of a sports car.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:51:17 PM EDT
[#26]
The girl is talking shit...but she still took the bag.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:52:34 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted: It is starting to become a thing from what I'm noticing on the internets https://i.imgur.com/xRZ1RUS.jpg
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:53:33 PM EDT
[#28]
WTF? I thought when a girl I liked handed me a toothbrush the next morning was awesome.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:53:47 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The girl is talking shit...but she still took the bag. Lol. I'm too good for this.... can I take two? |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:54:55 PM EDT
[#30]
Seems like a good idea, maybe throw a bar of soap in the bag too.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:58:08 PM EDT
[#31]
Grab one of the bags
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Posted: 1/15/2021 1:58:14 PM EDT
[#32]
Feel free to finish the nightstand beer....
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:00:49 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Seems like a good idea, maybe throw a bar of soap in the bag too. By the looks of her photo, some of this too  
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:20:13 PM EDT
[#34]
No Valtrex in bag?
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:21:36 PM EDT
[#35]
That personal schweaty ball sweat cologne so she will remember you forever.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:22:39 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't see a problem. The homeless chicks I bang have all been very grateful. Did they have all of their teef? Did you get a smoothie, or a scrapey?
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:22:58 PM EDT
[#37]
Ho begone! Ho begone!
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:23:47 PM EDT
[#38]
I know a guy who's a big womanizer, he's in his early 30's.
He bough a couple cases of mason jars, some cutesy stickers and a shitload of Hersey kisses. He dressed up the mason jars with goofy shit (little hearts...whatever) and on the jars he writes something to the effect: "Just thinking of you and hope you'll think of me every time you unwrap a kiss." He said chicks LOVE it, think it's just for them and that he's the most thoughtful guy ever. Seems wonky to me but he's very successful in the hot chick dating scene here. I've seen enough evidence to confirm this. Frankly I don't know why it's necessary but according to him his booty call list is extraordinarily loyal and lengthy. One chick, turns out, was friends with another girl and while at her apartment a familiar mason jar on a table caught her eye. She asked her friend about it and heard a romantic story of this great guy who gave it to her and how sweet and different he is. Both of those two are now no longer on the booty call list. Having the same jars and realizing it was more of a mass production thing kinda stained things apparently. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:23:49 PM EDT
[#39]
Bet that hoe smoked the blunt and kept the $20.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:24:01 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't believe |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:26:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A ho by another name is still a ho.... |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:26:40 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It is classy to save yourself for marriage This. And i'm not even religious. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:28:48 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I know a guy who's a big womanizer, he's in his early 30's. He bough a couple cases of mason jars, some cutesy stickers and a shitload of Hersey kisses. He dressed up the mason jars with goofy shit (little hearts...whatever) and on the jars he writes something to the effect: "Just thinking of you and hope you'll think of me every time you unwrap a kiss." He said chicks LOVE it, think it's just for them and that he's the most thoughtful guy ever. Seems wonky to me but he's very successful in the hot chick dating scene here. I've seen enough evidence to confirm this. Frankly I don't know why it's necessary but according to him his booty call list is extraordinarily loyal and lengthy. One chick, turns out, was friends with another girl and while at her apartment a familiar mason jar on a table caught her eye. She asked her friend about it and heard a romantic story of this great guy who gave it to her and how sweet and different he is. Both of those two are now no longer on the booty call list. Having the same jars and realizing it was more of a mass production thing kinda stained things apparently. Legend. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:30:46 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A ho by another name is still a ho.... Famous Quote I don't pay them to have Sex... I pay they to GO AWAY after I have Sex... |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:37:54 PM EDT
[#45]
A real playa would skip the Doritos and give them Lays.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:45:24 PM EDT
[#46]
I like to give them pleasure journals with the first entry prefilled for them.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 2:58:24 PM EDT
[#47]
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:00:06 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The girl is talking shit...but she still took the bag. You know those Doritos didn't make it to the parking lot. Dat ass dint get that bedonk by eating salad. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:24:32 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's the only appropriate thing to do when you keep her panties to put in your trophy drawer. Hell with that. All of her clothes, the blindfold you used to take her home and back to a drop off, and the used rubbers go in the bag. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 6:21:54 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I know a guy who's a big womanizer, he's in his early 30's. He bough a couple cases of mason jars, some cutesy stickers and a shitload of Hersey kisses. He dressed up the mason jars with goofy shit (little hearts...whatever) and on the jars he writes something to the effect: "Just thinking of you and hope you'll think of me every time you unwrap a kiss." He said chicks LOVE it, think it's just for them and that he's the most thoughtful guy ever. Seems wonky to me but he's very successful in the hot chick dating scene here. I've seen enough evidence to confirm this. Frankly I don't know why it's necessary but according to him his booty call list is extraordinarily loyal and lengthy. One chick, turns out, was friends with another girl and while at her apartment a familiar mason jar on a table caught her eye. She asked her friend about it and heard a romantic story of this great guy who gave it to her and how sweet and different he is. Both of those two are now no longer on the booty call list. Having the same jars and realizing it was more of a mass production thing kinda stained things apparently. Fucker is lucky he wasn't the victim of a stabbing. One of those stabbings where they find 1,793 knife wounds on the corpse. Holy shit, that's the kind of thing that would produce pure, unrestrained chick rage. |
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