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Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:53:38 AM EDT
[#1]
Trying to manage your rhythm using cottage cheese.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:54:43 AM EDT
[#2]
Chuckling at the spinning walls.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:55:39 AM EDT
[#3]
picking your nose with your left avocado.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:56:08 AM EDT
[#4]
Sugar boards as a winter food for Wallace Wallaby.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:56:29 AM EDT
[#5]
Jumping the whistle off the moon.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:57:08 AM EDT
[#6]
Catching a hot.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:57:20 AM EDT
[#7]

Misty eyed at the thought of termites, dying on the moon.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:57:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Sneering wolf lizards.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:58:47 AM EDT
[#9]
Chugging audacity.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:59:13 AM EDT
[#10]
Growling, arching and sniffling are just a few of the reasons that I took Circus Peanuts candy out my parakeets diet.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:59:53 AM EDT
[#11]
Marching wallaby blue.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:01:19 AM EDT
[#12]
Teaching vehicular homicide.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:01:20 AM EDT
[#13]
Replacing your dingleberries with pearls and lactose.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:02:37 AM EDT
[#14]
Castigating the olive branch for it's microfiber laugh.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:02:59 AM EDT
[#15]
He who laughs last time was the first on the backburner.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:03:27 AM EDT
[#16]
Bowel removal paste.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:05:01 AM EDT
[#17]
Good night, Casper, you seem like a kneepad pointing towards that finch.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:06:21 AM EDT
[#18]
Cordless baby fat
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:12:29 AM EDT
[#19]
Tripping Steve Harvey from your new hidden camo thing to hide in to trip celebrities invention.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:15:22 AM EDT
[#20]
She sells shotshells by her bedroom.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:38:15 AM EDT
[#21]
Skink Cola....things go better with skink.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:39:01 AM EDT
[#22]
Rubber baby buggy bacon.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:40:06 AM EDT
[#23]
Peeping through a pee hole.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:41:04 AM EDT
[#24]
Fucking a knothole in the space time continuum.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:42:04 AM EDT
[#25]
Growling and girding the gilded gravel.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 1:43:02 AM EDT
[#26]
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Apparently if you have no EE feedback you're automatically a slack-jawed faggot too. Can't forget that.
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Post count wouldn't help you.

Just joking DID NOT Mean that. But you walked right into it
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 2:50:43 AM EDT
[#27]
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Sniffing your finger while screaming at mother-in-law bubbles.
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Link Posted: 12/1/2020 6:29:16 AM EDT
[#28]
Screaming stem cells, dying for love.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 6:46:28 AM EDT
[#29]
Turtle head, dont touch it,  smearage.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:06:22 AM EDT
[#30]
Demented sea sandwich
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:47:25 AM EDT
[#31]
Fallopian tube rest area.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:52:48 AM EDT
[#32]
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Your can put a 2020'er in front of the grill...

But the steak will always come out WELL DONE.

No complaints.

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Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:54:56 AM EDT
[#33]
Training your mannequin costume to mow the yard.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 10:22:21 AM EDT
[#34]
Dating a canoe paddle.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 10:23:40 AM EDT
[#35]
Forgetting to check the wiffles.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 10:25:34 AM EDT
[#36]
Longing for a relaxing precordial thump.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 10:27:15 AM EDT
[#37]
Hanging sunshine from your ears.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:02:58 PM EDT
[#38]
Giggling whilst felching jiggling rutabagas.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:12:44 PM EDT
[#39]
Self-immolation as a Christmas gift.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:25:58 PM EDT
[#40]
Praying the armed baby contingent is sleeping as you enter their lands.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 5:29:30 PM EDT
[#41]
I believe I can fishing.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 5:31:55 PM EDT
[#42]
Driving the parsley and babnanas around to look at Christmas lights.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 5:32:34 PM EDT
[#43]
Fileting your underwear in the dark.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 5:35:47 PM EDT
[#44]
Hiding behind your wife's esophagus.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 5:52:19 PM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:16:31 PM EDT
[#46]
Sliding over the booger wooger.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:17:09 PM EDT
[#47]
Restorative light socket licking.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:18:53 PM EDT
[#48]
Wiggling, jiggling, giggling power saw assault.

Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:20:03 PM EDT
[#49]
Sarcophagus at eight.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 7:41:59 PM EDT
[#50]
Flexing your bones to excite the bees.
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