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Posted: 1/4/2021 12:20:39 PM EDT

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Feeling the little "bump bump bump" of the little Boah's penislet causes one much consternation while attempting to poop.

Posted: 1/4/2021 12:21:30 PM EDT

[#2]

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Join date is ALL that matters. Well that and post count. And maybe what you post, and some other stuff but i can't remember what that is now. Any way yes.

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Post counts both ways though.

If, just for example, a poster has made 80,000 posts in less than 4 years we can be pretty confident that they're a quantity over quality type.

Posted: 1/4/2021 12:23:52 PM EDT

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Post counts both ways though.

If, just for example, a poster has made 80,000 posts in less than 4 years we can be pretty confident that they're a quantity over quality type.

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Posted: 1/4/2021 2:57:43 PM EDT

[#4]

Adding multipurpose lipper panks to your Christmas list.

Posted: 1/4/2021 4:23:02 PM EDT

[#5]

Budget nipple rental

Posted: 1/4/2021 4:24:10 PM EDT

[#6]

Barracuda slinging at grandma's.

Posted: 1/4/2021 4:25:40 PM EDT

[#7]

Destabilizing their infrastructure prior to your war on the people hiding in your restroom.

Posted: 1/4/2021 4:28:28 PM EDT

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Sense of humor counts both ways though.

If, just for example, a poster has made pointless rude comment posts... we can be pretty confident that they don’t drink KD, smoke marlboros, or riff. Is it a great loss? Not unless you enjoy the scent of mouthlice infested julio thongs.

Posted: 1/4/2021 4:47:27 PM EDT

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Sense of humor counts both ways though.

If, just for example, a poster has made pointless rude comment posts... we can be pretty confident that they don’t drink KD, smoke marlboros, or riff. Is it a great loss? Not unless you enjoy the scent of mouthlice infested julio thongs.

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Posted: 1/4/2021 4:59:09 PM EDT

[#10]

Creeping up on the choir and urinating in their stomachs.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:01:56 PM EDT

[#11]

Preserving the crotch mold for possible later use as denture adhesive.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:02:39 PM EDT

[#12]

Marsupial chortles

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:08:51 PM EDT

[#13]

Sending the pig sleeves home for hallucinating about gilding the lilies.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:09:53 PM EDT

[#14]

Laughing like a festering chest wound.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:10:58 PM EDT

[#15]

Sniffing your fingers before you root in the cement.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:12:13 PM EDT

[#16]

Installing praying-mantis lips on your rubber dime.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:12:43 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted in it again

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:13:49 PM EDT

[#18]

Counting your tadpole coathangers before you slice them for asswipe.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:15:08 PM EDT

[#19]

Smelling the noon moon rune in June like a loon's poon.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:16:50 PM EDT

[#20]

Explaining to the class of masks how babby is formed.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:17:15 PM EDT

[#21]

Running out of Carpathians slightly ahead of the Yuglatitive demand ascendence.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:18:27 PM EDT

[#22]

Snacking on crackers with cheese and goat shit.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:20:22 PM EDT

[#23]

Smacking your lips while wiggling your ears and riding a unicycle with no seat.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:21:08 PM EDT

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Smacking your lips while wiggling your ears and riding a unicycle with no seat.

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Posted: 1/4/2021 5:22:01 PM EDT

[#25]

Immolation induced laughter.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:24:22 PM EDT

[#26]

Painting the lamb's eyes the color of Matilda's Roo wagon.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:24:27 PM EDT

[#27]

the use of the term “boomer” is an indication

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:26:21 PM EDT

[#28]

Shitting on the street corner while screaming the lyrics to 'Jodie's in love'.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:28:38 PM EDT

[#29]

Screaming at Alex Trebek's tombstone that you'll take 'insanity for $500, Alex'.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:29:36 PM EDT

[#30]

Snorting up the split pea soup and spitting out the bb's.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:29:55 PM EDT

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Shitting on the street corner while screaming the lyrics to 'Jodie's in love' while doing your best John Denver impression. Also, you have gloves and shoes on that look like big cat paws. Oh, and you are wearing a tail, but it's painted to look like a thin curvy lookalike of John Denver's managers mother. And you are on fire.

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Posted: 1/4/2021 5:31:20 PM EDT

[#32]

Juggling crawdads while they nail your feet to the floor of the bus.

Posted: 1/4/2021 5:45:12 PM EDT

[#33]

Jousting with the unknown snake, the wayward oldie gleefully shrieked when he heard the mating call of the mighty moose knuckle.

Posted: 1/4/2021 10:02:54 PM EDT

[#34]

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Sense of humor counts both ways though.

If, just for example, a poster has made pointless rude comment posts... we can be pretty confident that they don’t drink KD, smoke marlboros, or riff. Is it a great loss? Not unless you enjoy the scent of mouthlice infested julio thongs.

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10/10 out-fagging-standing

Posted: 1/4/2021 11:25:57 PM EDT

[#35]

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10/10 out-fagging-standing

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Sense of humor counts both ways though.

If, just for example, a poster has made pointless rude comment posts... we can be pretty confident that they don’t drink KD, smoke marlboros, or riff. Is it a great loss? Not unless you enjoy the scent of mouthlice infested julio thongs.

10/10 out-fagging-standing

Silky Kickass-Man

Posted: 1/5/2021 2:52:52 PM EDT

[#36]

Counting on tobacco to stop the glare of the snake convulsions.

Posted: 1/5/2021 2:53:43 PM EDT

[#37]

Garbage knuckles running against lockjaw.

Posted: 1/5/2021 2:54:43 PM EDT

[#38]

It's 11PM, do you know where your fly-swatter went on vacation?

Posted: 1/5/2021 2:56:13 PM EDT

[#39]

Hath Water brand puke and giggle.

Posted: 1/5/2021 2:57:30 PM EDT

[#40]

The steps on the staircase grew louder and louder until Mickey Mouse shit his tiger balm.

Posted: 1/5/2021 2:58:41 PM EDT

[#41]

Rubbin' nubbin's is best left to interstellar rutabagas and karaoke slingers.

Posted: 1/5/2021 3:00:43 PM EDT

[#42]

Inciting Timmy to boil Lassie in lemon ice cream and croutons.

Posted: 1/5/2021 3:01:40 PM EDT

[#43]

Shaving the waffles off of the countermander's convertible.

Posted: 1/5/2021 3:02:56 PM EDT

[#44]

Leering with indecision at the spumanti clock.

Posted: 1/5/2021 3:03:52 PM EDT

[#45]

Telling the rabid rabbit to burp leads to self-immolation.

Posted: 1/5/2021 5:39:47 PM EDT

[#46]

Having to explain your stomach incision over and over to damn near every medical professional at the hospital after you literally went and fucked yourself, as instructed by your priest after asking her how many goats she had molested.