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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:19:28 PM EDT
[#1]
When I read "journal" I suspected a queer name for "diary."
Little did I know how wrong I was. I have to go cut down a tree or similar to get over this perversity. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:19:31 PM EDT
[#2]
I've already read more than I wanted to by reading OP's post.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:19:43 PM EDT
[#3]
OP needs to learn to...
1. Deny everything when confronted with his indiscretions. 2. Admit nothing that will incriminate him. 3. Make counter accusations immediately to throw them off. Oh...and dibs on gun's in your forthcoming divorce. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:20:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:20:45 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't write anything down, Don't take any pictures, Deny-deny-deny. Admit nothing, Deny everything, Make counter-accusations. I'd love to hear those counter-accusations. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:21:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:21:12 PM EDT
[#7]
WT actual F?
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:21:26 PM EDT
[#8]
Dude, I have done some twisted shit with women. My exploits are well documented on this site.
But I can only assume a "pleasure journal", which for the record I've never heard about in my life, is a calendarized record of your jack off sessions. But I don't know what is it, and do you know why *that* is? Because I'd never so much as utter the phrase "pleasure journal", much less keep one. And since you keep one, I must ask: to what end? Why would you spend the time and effort to do that? Do you also note the specific porn genre, ejaculatory power, and other metrics of your stroke session? If so, have you at least fed this information into a database and let loose some AI analysis on it? |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:22:18 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok. I’m done with the internet today. I need to cleanse my soul from you weirdos. I agree, that’s enough AR15.com for a day.... maybe a few months..... possibly years. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:22:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I like to record the actresses, the scene and amount of pleasure derived from the session. I work a lot at night on my computer after the family goes to bed.... 
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:22:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: before I yell....WTF!?!?!?!?! Explain to us, what a [pleasure journal is OK, I'm a Boomer. I'm out of the loop on many, many things. But a "Pleasure Journal?" WTF. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:23:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Welcome back, Diesel Diesel passed away. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:25:43 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude, I have done some twisted shit with women. My exploits are well documented on this site. But I can assume a "pleasure journal", which for the record I've never heard about in my life, is a calendarized record of your jack off sessions. But I don't know, and you know why that is? Because I'd never so much at utter the phrase "pleasure journal", much less keep one. And since you keep one, I must ask: to what end? Why would you spend the time and effort to do that? Do you also note the specific porn genre, ejaculatory power, and other metrics of your stroke session? If so, have you at least fed this information into a database and let loose some AI analysis on it? OP should keep a yard stick next to his desk to see what kind of distance he gets on each scene. We need to get scientific about this shit. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:25:58 PM EDT
[#14]
And this is how '17ers get their bad name.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:26:45 PM EDT
[#15]
You an Aspie, OP? You’ve kept track since college? Oh my.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:27:55 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP should keep a yard stick next to his desk to see what kind of distance he gets on each scene. We need to get scientific about this shit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Dude, I have done some twisted shit with women. My exploits are well documented on this site. But I can assume a "pleasure journal", which for the record I've never heard about in my life, is a calendarized record of your jack off sessions. But I don't know, and you know why that is? Because I'd never so much at utter the phrase "pleasure journal", much less keep one. And since you keep one, I must ask: to what end? Why would you spend the time and effort to do that? Do you also note the specific porn genre, ejaculatory power, and other metrics of your stroke session? If so, have you at least fed this information into a database and let loose some AI analysis on it? OP should keep a yard stick next to his desk to see what kind of distance he gets on each scene. We need to get scientific about this shit. We can work in some Six Sigma stuff to make sure the process is in control. Just gonna need some data 
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:29:07 PM EDT
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Pleasure journal, as if ARFCOM isn't costing too much already, but now here's another thing half of GD will have to go buy.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:30:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP should keep a yard stick next to his desk to see what kind of distance he gets on each scene. We need to get scientific about this shit. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:30:40 PM EDT
[#19]
Um.... What the actual fuck?
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:32:52 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeahhhh no. You're an oddball. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Like a lot of guys... Yeahhhh no. You're an oddball. This |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:34:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You fool. You're supposed to write those things in code. I use a surplus Enigma machine for mine. 
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:34:08 PM EDT
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My pleasure journal consists of a mound of somewhat crusty, yet still malleable viscous fluid/solid. It is my crowning achievement. It has a distinct odor and color and is something I have cherished since I was 13. Life is amazing!
Good for cold sores and sunburns as well. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:34:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:34:58 PM EDT
[#24]
No, a lot of guys don't do that.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:37:04 PM EDT
[#25]
A lot of guys actually don't keep a journal like that actually
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:37:25 PM EDT
[#26]
A jerking off journey?
 Are you 12? |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:38:14 PM EDT
[#27]
Just like your wife, we are also not excited to lean about this.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:39:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I like to record the actresses, the scene and amount of pleasure derived from the session. I work a lot at night on my computer after the family goes to bed.... So.........Jerk DOPE? At least the thinking is gun related.... |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:39:58 PM EDT
[#29]
OP's wife needs to commit him into a mental institution. Recording his jerk off sessions since college and keeping that data in his gun safe... That kind of fucked up shouldn't be out walking around.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:41:08 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeahhhh no. You're an oddball. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Like a lot of guys... Yeahhhh no. You're an oddball. This. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:41:21 PM EDT
[#31]
Sept 12,
I revealed to an online forum about my pleasure journal. Massive boner, ski skat all over the empty house. Plastic blow up wife didn’t hear a thing. Now I eat imitation crab. Xoxo Lobsterguy |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:41:56 PM EDT
[#32]
Thanks to OP....
I’m now ashamed for my state of residence. I’m also ashamed for my gender. Hell, I’m pretty sure I’m ashamed for my species.  |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:42:28 PM EDT
[#33]
A fucking PLEASURE JOURNAL!?!?!?!?
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:42:46 PM EDT
[#34]
What the masturbatory shenanigans is this Tom Fuckery?
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:42:55 PM EDT
[#35]
What are the odds op even has a wife?
Trolling is a dying art I guess. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:43:33 PM EDT
[#36]
Op, that's just odd as fuck wtf!?
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:43:56 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: Like a lot of guys I keep a "pleasure" journal to record my pleasure sessions. She was looking for something this morning and came across it in my desk. Needless to say she wasn't excited What other guys do you know that keep a "Pleasure Journal", because I know a lot of guys and I've never heard of such bullshit. |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:44:26 PM EDT
[#38]
My son is 13 and I had to have a jerk off talk with him. Mom kept wondering why lotion was going missing and why he smelled like it.
Of course he denied it and I was like, come on man. Had to tell him to be more discreet, with a few pointers. Told him lotion was only for spanking it and gay guys. Also told him every man does it and if they say they dont they are liars. Also told him women know what's up. Parenthood |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:44:35 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A jerking off journey? Are you 12? It’s been a journey alright! |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:45:15 PM EDT
[#40]
Your wife should eject. Damn dude.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:45:25 PM EDT
[#41]
You take notes on whacking off???? Wow.
So how pissed is your wife?  |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:45:36 PM EDT
[#42]
Pleasure Journal = Spank Bank |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:45:40 PM EDT
[#43]
Yeah, I just don't know what to say.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:46:00 PM EDT
[#44]
Pics of wife before I cast judgement.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:46:21 PM EDT
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Just when you think 2020 can't get any more bizarre.
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:46:32 PM EDT
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"Dear Diary,
Today, it rubbed the lotion on its skin again..." |
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:46:34 PM EDT
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Nvm
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:46:50 PM EDT
[#48]
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:46:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2020 5:47:28 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I like to record the actresses, the scene and amount of pleasure derived from the session. I work a lot at night on my computer after the family goes to bed.... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: before I yell....WTF!?!?!?!?! Explain to us, what a [pleasure journal is I like to record the actresses, the scene and amount of pleasure derived from the session. I work a lot at night on my computer after the family goes to bed.... The makings of a serial killer |
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