Howdy everybody,
Ijust got done watching some tv with my wife, and we all know how that goes. She can not seem to settle on just one show, but watches three or four at once (remind your significant other of that fact next time they say: "you can only shoot one gun at a time" when you dream out loud of your next purchase). In the process of flipping back and forth, back and forth, etc... I found the only commonality that exists among the WB, NBC, ABC, and CBS is the all-too-tragic end of their wonderful, ratings-grabbing shows. It is simply amazing that the GUN is the special guest on a majority of these season finales (sp?). Charmed on the WB ended with one of the w(b)itches being shot through her front door w/ a deer rifle. ER on NBC ended w/ a hospital full of foster kids that were shot by a raving lunatic; all the while, mind you in the midst of saving lives, those phony doctors have the nerve to say: "jeeze, you think he would of run out of bullets by now" and "what is today? GUN DAY!?!?!". Oh no, that is not the end of it on NBC. When we went to commercial, the preview for Providence had something to do with the Father(the veterinarian) getting shot in the head (probably by a dog who was getting him back from cutting off his nuts). Disgusting you say, what else could they do to defame the law-abiding gun owners of this fine nation you say, why are they lying you say........well remember this all comes from the likes of those who put out crap like The West Wing, Jerry Springer, and every other show that immortalizes the moral-less poster children of Hollywood yet is agasp with mock terror when the fabric of society is rent in twain. To top it all off, the cable company called me tonight and asked why I am not a suscriber. As if the answer could not be clear enough: TELEVISION ROTS YOUR MIND AND CORRUPTS YOUR SOUL! [kill]
Hmmmmmmmmm, I think that I'll go buy another "assault rifle" tomorrow or maybe an "automatic handgun".............OH THE HUMANINTY!