You are one sick puppy![;D]
My Husky likes to pounce on the farging bastages. There are more than enough of them to keep her happy. She gets at least a couple a day, that I know of.
Sometimes, I find a couple I hadn't taken from her when I run over them with the mower[puke]
Nothing like a little decomposition to clear the sinuses when emptying the rear bagger!
P.S.: For those of you who are offended by mention of killing off starlings, please keep in mind that they are not native to this continent, having been released in Central Park in NYC a hundred or so years ago. They're aggressive, and crowd out native wildlife. That, and they shit on my car. [;D]