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Quoted: Hood of a car broad daylight pulled on the side of a back road, atleast 3 other cars passed us but I cant confirm that number as I wasn't paying too good of attention. View Quote |
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220-ish. She was tall and big boned though. Not so much fat, but. . . husky.
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I’ll take the 5’11” broad
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Quoted: I'm telling you, they see the standard 5' 8" 118 36-24-36 Playboy stats and think they're real life. |
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Quoted: I’d venture that the middle 3 are pretty soft specimens for 150 pounds. It doesn’t take much muscle mass at all for a 5’10” woman to be pretty trim. View Quote Attached File |
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I'll probably regret this thread. If I had to guess, I'd go with high 300's or low 400's (pounds). What about you? Poll inbound. Edit: I forgot to include an "I haven't had a partner" option. View Quote High 300? WTF is wrong with you? I'll smash a fat one, but high 300 is insane!!! |
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Fatties wanna be wined and dined also
What fat chick on Tinder would say no to a Friday nite drive thru at McDs of a couple double quarter pounders - a super size fry and a McCoke big gulp 64oz'er She gets fed and you get to stick your pathetic little pecker in her for the grand total of $9.87 cents |
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Blackout drunk, in dive bars around mil bases, with other blackout drunk wingmen? God only knows...
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Just think of how good the real chubby chasers have it in life. Imagine if big girls were what you really found attractive. In today's society, if you were even halfway decent looking, you would be swimming in obese poon. With no one else chasing after them, you could literally have a new one every night. Just swipe right on a Tinder fatty and tell her that you're only DTF and not looking to date. I can guarantee that well over half would take you up on the offer if you were in decent shape. View Quote Oddly, both would be considered handsome guys. Tall, fit, etc. One looked like a male model, the other a bearded, tattooed Navy SEAL. Neither are socially awkward or weird, just liked big wimmins. The one (a high school friend) used to have girls coming to me trying to use me as a conduit to break the ice with him. "So, talk to me about your friend. What does he like" That sort of stuff. Was pretty funny to tell them "sorry, I can tell you right now you are not his type" They would look at me all confused "what do you mean". Just tell them "you are gonna have to put on about 100lbs before he will talk to you" He wound up marrying a woman who was about 240-250. The other guy was a co worker. Had no idea he was into that sorta thing until we had a client who was north of 200lbs and he was all fired up about how hot he thought she was. Honestly thought he was joking but another co worker who would regularly go out drinking with him said "nope, he loves him some fatties". Given how many women are obese these days, I bet if you are into fat chicks the world is your oyster. |
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Ain't even gonna lie. Gone as high as a 220 or so. One was 6'1, too. She freely admitted that she was attracted to me because I was one of the only guys she'd met that was taller than her. View Quote Too bad that relationship didn't last because I really did like that woman. |
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Quoted: Given how many women are obese these days, I bet if you are into fat chicks the world is your oyster. View Quote |
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Hood of a Peugeot on a San Francisco golf course at dawn, fucking golfers showed up to my surprise wavering their golf clubs at us. She freaked out and we bailed View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted: Hood of a car broad daylight pulled on the side of a back road, atleast 3 other cars passed us but I cant confirm that number as I wasn't paying too good of attention. |
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Fatties wanna be wined and dined also What fat chick on Tinder would say no to a Friday nite drive thru at McDs of a couple double quarter pounders - a super size fry and a McCoke big gulp 64oz'er She gets fed and you get to stick your pathetic little pecker in her for the grand total of $9.87 cents View Quote |
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I tried to get with a chick that was 6’7” (no clue at weight, maybe 160? Looked pretty good), but she told me I had to be at least this tall (taller than me) to ride the ride.
Was disappointed. I told her that if I was flat on my back I’d be tall enough to please her (I figured that by the time she discovered it was a lie she wouldn’t care), but alas she wasn’t buying. |
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Muscle and bone count.
I'm 6'4", 275 lbs. and muscular. Most people guess I weigh around 240. |
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Or just stay home, crank one out to some internet hotties and not live with crushing regret the next day for free. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Fatties wanna be wined and dined also What fat chick on Tinder would say no to a Friday nite drive thru at McDs of a couple double quarter pounders - a super size fry and a McCoke big gulp 64oz'er She gets fed and you get to stick your pathetic little pecker in her for the grand total of $9.87 cents |
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A few we're 280-320 (including two I dated a combined six years). I spent a week with a 400lb gal who drove 500 miles to see me. I was expecting 320, so it was a bit of a shock I put on my big boy pants and rocked it all week
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1, 3, 4, 2
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Thanks OP, you reminded me of something I'd long forgotten. I've had that woman in my head off and on all day now.
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You would need hockey equipment on to walk away from that woman on the left alive. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
You would need hockey equipment on to walk away from that woman on the left alive. she would give you. |
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I'll probably regret this thread. If I had to guess, I'd go with high 300's or low 400's (pounds). What about you? Poll inbound. Edit: I forgot to include an "I haven't had a partner" option. View Quote |
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That's exactly what I meant. A lair to hold your obese haram in! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted: Lairs you say? Here's mine. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/412301/5A098075-5FAE-4717-AC13-D7CD5246EF5E_jpeg-874654.JPG Not many obese ones around. |
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First time I ever blacked out completely and wound up with a girl she was probably 5’2 200. Came to mid hook up and just went with it. Every time I thrust she’d wheeze like an asthma attack. Similarly blacked out and wound up with big girls 3-4 other times, peter griffin fupa and such. Usually would finger bang them, get some head and call it a night.
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I'll probably regret this thread. If I had to guess, I'd go with high 300's or low 400's (pounds). View Quote |
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Because of 30 years of marriage and four kids, I can choose three of the responses in the poll.
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The heaviest I've ever had at her absolute heaviest was ~135. She hit that mark 3 times in our relationship. Her normal fighting weight is ~103
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200 to 350 is a BIG range.
I porked a girl that was probably 200lbs. 350, not a fucking chance. |
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She was probably 225 maybe a little more. But she was Amazon kinda woman, 6'2" 8 months pregnant and a large D maybe even E tits. She was.... good.
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I have a rule.
When it comes to looks and shape. She can be chubby, but she has to be "good" looking, i.e. pretty. Or, if she is a butterface, she needs to have a tight bangin' body. Yeah, yeah. I sound like a pig but I don't mess with fat ugly girls. The only girl I ever messed with that was "big" was maybe 200-ish but she was tall 5'10" and curvy, but very, very pretty. |
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All have had great bodies, fit, slender, probably 130# or less with ONE exception. She was a friend I used to hang out with from time to time for several years. We were at the bar drinking one night just like many previous nights and she said "Im surprised we haven't had sex" My first thought was, "Im not" but I said something a long the lines of, "that could change". We finished our drinks and went to her friends house and did the deed in the bathroom. We agreed we wouldn't contact each other for 2 weeks and that we would only do it once. She was probably around 160#, close to 6ft and just bigger in general. Cool chick, very intellectual. We continued to hang out for quite awhile afterwards.
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Dated athletes, softball, soccer, basketball players. Muscular legs, round booty, flat stomach, C cup or smaller.
Dated a softball pitcher who was 5’5” 145-160 six pack abs and all booty. She was awesome I was a booty call for the catcher of the same team 5’7” 165 watched her squat 405lbs in the gym one day. She was fantastic After high school Dated and married a soccer player(now a Dr. in the Army) 5’4” 145-155 works out everyday. 2nd to none. If she got pissed and kicked you I’d have to take you to the hospital. |
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Quoted: Dude I swear sometimes I think you are an IRL manifestation of Hank (David Duchovny)from Californiacation. Ever think of writing a book? View Quote |
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31 votes for over 500lbs View Quote |
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