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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:30:12 PM EDT
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I'm not sure if that qualifies as kinky or just plain disgusting.
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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:32:35 PM EDT
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I vote for disgusting. [puke]
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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:32:38 PM EDT
[#3]
I'll never look at an elevator the same way again.
Oh, I forgot...Disgusting |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:34:46 PM EDT
[#4]
How attractive was the sister?
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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:35:18 PM EDT
[#5]
Bent her over the railing of her third floor balcony, overlooking a busy main street, at four in the afternoon.
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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:37:37 PM EDT
[#6]
An old girlfriend wanted me to play dead while she got on top and "rode the saddle horn".
I asked her later why and she said something about it being a control fantasy (for her). Sort of a "shut up, don't move, let me do the rest" moment for her. She also once asked me to take her into the basement wine celler, lock the door, and do her from behind while I bent her over a 50 gallon cask of amontillado. [sex] |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:41:47 PM EDT
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It started a little something like, "Hold my beer and watch this".
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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:49:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: She also once asked me to take her into the basement wine celler, lock the door, and do her from behind while I bent her over a 50 gallon cask of amontillado. Don't think ol' Edgar Allan Poe had THAT in mind when he wrote his story! [;)] My first fiance once had me bone her while she wore my Summer Whites uniform shirt. [>:/] Whatever... [rolleyes] Oh, edited to add: DISGUSTING. |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 2:49:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Been my experience that women really don't ask for what they want but just steer ya towards that direction.
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:02:44 PM EDT
[#10]
I once knew a girl who liked to first pass gas in a naugahyde chair and then be hit on the head with a frying pan before doing it doggie style.
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:05:19 PM EDT
[#11]
OK, IBTL.
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:11:24 PM EDT
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"Wait, wait. Let's just lay here for a minute and pretend like we're married." [shock]
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:12:18 PM EDT
[#13]
Derek from AzEx had a story about a twisted chick who wanted him to hold a loaded gun to her head while he did her. He loaded up some inert bullets to make it it look like it was really loaded and cocked at her head.
That's about the most fucked-up craziest thing I've ever heard, which is why I still remember that story. |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:13:44 PM EDT
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I had a girlfriend that used to ask me to hit (slap) her during sex, very strange girl but she was very hot and was amazing in bed, no inhibitions. To think I gave that up for a good ole fashioned girl that I thought would make a good mother, WTF was I thinking?
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:15:57 PM EDT
[#15]
... Involved an empty wine bottle and generous amounts of Astro-Glide.
... Her mud ring; not mine. |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:16:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: I once knew a girl who liked to first pass gas in a naugahyde chair and then be hit on the head with a frying pan before doing it doggie style. Priceless! [ROFL2] [ROFL] |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:22:27 PM EDT
[#17]
I knew a girl that liked to be pissed in while u did her
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:25:05 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: Quoted: She also once asked me to take her into the basement wine celler, lock the door, and do her from behind while I bent her over a 50 gallon cask of amontillado. Don't think ol' Edgar Allan Poe had THAT in mind when he wrote his story! [;)] My first fiance once had me bone her while she wore my Summer Whites uniform shirt. [>:/] Whatever... [rolleyes] Oh, edited to add: DISGUSTING. Holy shit.....speaking of summer whites.....brought back the memory of something she suggested that we never got around to trying. She wanted me to dig my AF Dress blues out of the storage trunk. She would then get dressed in her old catholic schoolgirl uniform for a little role-play. You can guess the rest. I almost did it but since I retired in 1998, I've gained 40 lbs and there is no way in hell I'm going to squeeze back into my dress blues. She definatley has an active imagination. |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:27:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: I knew a girl that liked to be pissed in while u did her WTF!!! [puke] |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:27:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: I knew a girl that liked to be pissed in while u did her If I didn't find this so unsettling, I'd ask how it is done - assuming there's just the two of you involved. |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:30:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: An old girlfriend once sniffed her sisters paties while I boned her How long have you been carrying this heavy load? |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:31:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I knew a girl that liked to be pissed in while u did her WTF!!! [puke] Several years ago, we had a girl under investigation for RICO violations. In an interview with one of her ex-boyfriends, he let it slip that he had left her because she was into "Cleveland Steamers" [puke][puke] |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:32:42 PM EDT
[#23]
The GF likes alot of anal attention......
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:34:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: I knew a girl that liked to be pissed in while u did her Talk about recon by fire... |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:37:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: ...because she was into "Cleveland Steamers" [puke][puke] Gad, I'm getting old. WTF is a "Cleveland Steamer"? Does this mean there is a Chicago Steamer too? |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:40:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: I once knew a girl who liked to first pass gas in a naugahyde chair and then be hit on the head with a frying pan before doing it doggie style. Lisa?? |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:42:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: ...because she was into "Cleveland Steamers" [puke][puke] Gad, I'm getting old. WTF is a "Cleveland Steamer"? Does this mean there is a Chicago Steamer too? [url]http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/Shirtpages/cleveland.html[/url] |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 3:53:01 PM EDT
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Grand Prize For KinkQueenism...!
This chick who worked at a local mortuary took a body home (20 something dead guy) and was pleasuring herself with him for a week before they noticed they had lost a body. When caught the chick said she did it because she was in love with him (the dead guy). Moms (of the dead guy) was a tad upset and ended up suing half the county. This happened in the late 70's. |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 4:03:37 PM EDT
[#29]
What kind of sick fucks are you guys dating? [:O]
NsB |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 4:08:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: What kind of sick fucks are you guys dating? [:O] NsB Why church girls of course...! [BD]...! |
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Posted: 12/19/2003 4:12:20 PM EDT
[#31]
I have a friend I work with that had a roommate in college who was boning his girlfriend and she requested the "Hot Lunch"
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Posted: 12/19/2003 4:16:44 PM EDT
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Conduct Code: 1.) Respect your fellow gun owners by not posting derogatory comments of a racial, religious or [red]sexual nature[/red]. |
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