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Posted: 12/19/2003 8:14:29 AM EDT
With lots of pockets. And I'm going to fill those pockets up with all the change in my change jar. Then I'm going to walk down a downtown street, and when a bum walks up to me and asks me, "Do you have any spare change?"

I will then, shout at the top of my lungs: "Today is your lucky day! You have hit the jackpot!"

And I will start filling his hands with all the change from my pockets, just to see the joy on his face. I will make him glad that, despite his past and whatever problems he may have, he is who is that day. He will jump and shout, "Oh, thank you thank you!"

<­BR>The above was a joke from a standup comic named Peter Tosh (I think). Cracked me up.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 8:15:49 AM EDT
As long as you're not a cop and the pants aren't BDUs, nobody here will object.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 8:17:22 AM EDT
The homeless guy will stab you and take your wallet. Sgtar15
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