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Posted: 5/12/2001 7:57:18 AM EDT
I need a good pick-up line to use on girls sitting on a computer. Like when I go into the computer lab, I can't figure a way to initiate conversation without seeming obvious.... So, what'cha got??
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 7:59:46 AM EDT
"Hey baby, can I type on you keyboard"
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:00:49 AM EDT
"What do you say we go and have sex?"
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:02:38 AM EDT
This is an easy one, you tell them you were at that computer earlier and you thought you might have left your disk (or something) there. If this doesn't work then you say that maybe your work was saved to the hard drive and ask them if you can check it out, this will give you a few min. of clicking around blindly through things.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:25:08 AM EDT
"i got a harddrive"
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:28:20 AM EDT
"Please excuse me for staring; it's just that your dress looks very becomming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be comming too."
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:37:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The Snowmaster: "Please excuse me for staring; it's just that your dress looks very becomming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be comming too."
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Otay, you had to go TOO FAR!
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:40:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By stubbs:
Originally Posted By The Snowmaster: "Please excuse me for staring; it's just that your dress looks very becomming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be comming too."
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Otay, you had to go TOO FAR!
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ROTFLMAO you're killin' me.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:43:00 AM EDT
"Your incredibly attractive, would you like to go play tennis"
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:49:41 AM EDT
"your not a crackhead are you?do i need to worry that you'll come back and steal my guns when i throw you out?"mmk
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 8:59:43 AM EDT
Don't say anything. Just go over and stand in their personal space (closer than 24 inches) and just stare at them. 9 out of ten girls will tell you to f*ck off but that [i]tenth[/i] girl....Wooooo Hoooooo!! [;)]
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 9:02:22 AM EDT
Ask her if she'll accept a 3 and a 1/2 inch floppy. [:)]
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 10:39:49 AM EDT
Thankyou Frank for the A&W cream soda that is now on my monitor...
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 10:44:11 AM EDT
A variation on what Miss Magnum said. Make eye contact with the lady. You'll know from the look in her eyes what your chances are. That always worked for me, and I don't consider myself to be particularly handsome. When you get that look, and you'll know it, then you can start off with something safe, like "Hi, my name is---," and go from there. You can tell a lot from a woman's eyes, you just have to know how to read them. Most of y'all are laughing now and saying "what a puss", but it works. That technique helped me land the love of my life. O.K., pukefest is over.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 10:44:13 AM EDT
yep frank,that's the one i wish i would have thought of.[:D] mmk
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 10:56:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 11:25:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CounterStrike: This is an easy one, you tell them you were at that computer earlier and you thought you might have left your disk (or something) there. If this doesn't work then you say that maybe your work was saved to the hard drive and ask them if you can check it out, this will give you a few min. of clicking around blindly through things.
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You, sir, are a fucking poet. Thanks.... McUZI
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 11:36:59 AM EDT
Why in the world would YOU want to pick up a compurter geek anyway??? :) Just because I have two in the house does not mean you have to. My line was "hey sweetems wan'a dance" but you must remember she did not speck english at the time, 20 years later I can't shut her up! LUCK!!
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 1:25:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FrankTheSpank: Ask her if she'll accept a 3 and a 1/2 inch floppy. [:)]
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How about a [b].[/b]3 1/2 inch floppie
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 1:42:21 PM EDT
Email her: There are ducks in the pond; please hurry! - Get's 'em everytime
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 2:20:08 PM EDT
Tell her you need a study partner.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 2:56:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/12/2001 3:10:48 PM EDT by Sixtus]
Is there a hole in the roof, or is it your thousand watts of beauty that brighten up this place. I dicked alot of em in my time.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 3:04:40 PM EDT
I would like to plug my joystick into your I/O port.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 3:19:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The Snowmaster:"Please excuse me for staring; it's just that your dress looks very becomming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be comming too."
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hahaha!! hilarious!!!
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 3:31:25 PM EDT
Tell her to stop sitting on the computer or "qwerty" will be permanently embedded on her a$$.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 3:46:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 4:13:51 PM EDT
Gosh you're pretty! Do you have any Swedish in you?? Do you want some???
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 5:24:31 PM EDT
i retired from the US NAVY. dont ask me for advice about women.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 6:24:49 PM EDT
I saw this in a movie once, and it seemed to work ok. How about "Gimme some suger, Baby"?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:58:19 AM EDT
I forgot my number can i have yours?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 5:32:02 AM EDT
Tell her how much RAM you have, and don't leave out the part about your massive hard drive.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 5:46:46 AM EDT
Tell her to check out this website... www.youknowyouwantmebaby.com [sex]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 9:00:00 AM EDT
How bout' "Would it be rushing our relationship if I asked you to blow me?" You might want to ask her name after that.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 9:24:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 11:22:10 AM EDT by RoadDog]
I don't have any pick-up lines in my "love arsenal" in the league of FrankTheSpank (LOL!), but here are some of my favorites: **I know that I don't work here, but can I help you out? **What time do you have to be back in heaven? **Weren't you on the cover of Cosmo(or other magazine)magazine last month? **Since you're an angel this must be heaven. **I hope you know CPR because you are making my pulse race! **Is it the light in here or are you really an angel? **There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you! **You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. **Your look can sell a half million magazine covers. **Hello, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've seen. **I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours? **Was that you or did the Earth just move? **You are so beautiful, my heart is beating like a drum. **After seeing you here I couldn't help but think there is a super model convention in town. **You're the star I wished upon last night. **Has anyone ever told your mother she has the most beautiful daughter? Well, I guess that is [b]more[/b] than a few! Hope this help with the babes. Good luck! [:)] -RoadDog
Link Posted: 5/14/2001 1:05:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/14/2001 1:05:14 AM EDT by TacCar]
This is the hardest I have laughed in months.[:D] Striker, your killin me...
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