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Posted: 12/16/2003 9:43:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2003 9:46:17 PM EDT by Johnny_Reno]
Here's the deal. If you send Goatboy $1.00 in my name, and we ever meet, I'll do the following:



1. If you and I both come to a 4-way stop, I'll let you go first.

2. I'll never shake up your beer before you drink it.

3. I'll pet your dog.

4. I'll compliment your wife's cooking.

5. If you are a Baptist, I'll pretend not to see you in the liquor store.

6. I'll tell your boss that you're doing a great job.

7. I won't take the last available firing lane.

8. I'll tell you that you look tactical.

9. I'll compliment your mother on raising a good son/daughter.

10. I'll tell your son that you could beat me up if your wanted to.

11. I won't take the last doughnut.

12. I'll make a fresh pot of coffee if I take the last cup.

13. I won't fart near you.

14. I'll laugh at your jokes.

15. I'll let you have the parking spot closest to the door.

16. I'll send a letter to Barbra Streisand and tell her that you think she is an idiot.

17. I won't run my car up on your grass.

18. I'll give you a lift if I'm heading that direction.

19. I'll pretend not to notice your combover.

20. I'll ask you if you have lost weight.

21. I won't give you unsolicited advise.

22. I'll listen to your stories that no one else wants to hear.

23. I won't push all of the buttons on the elevator before you get on.

24. I won't throw popcorn at you in the movie theater.

25. I won't borrow your tools.


There it is...25 incredibly valuable services for the low, low price of only one greenback. That breaks down to only 4 cents per service. 4 cents! You can't get anything for 4 cents anymore. Until now, that is.

Who wants in on this excellent opportunity!
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:07:13 PM EDT
hmmmm.....let's see.....help you get your renewal, or make a 20 minute phone call......want me to say hi to my mom for you?
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:10:58 PM EDT
Ok. I'm in, but I want my letter to Barbara Streisand sent certifed mail return receipt required.
Link Posted: 12/17/2003 5:04:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kikomax: Ok. I'm in, but I want my letter to Barbara Streisand sent certifed mail return receipt required.
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Absolutely. That's how I send all of my hate mail to Barbra.
Link Posted: 12/17/2003 5:07:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kooter: hmmmm.....let's see.....help you get your renewal, or make a 20 minute phone call......want me to say hi to my mom for you?
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But wait. Don't forget #9.
9. I'll compliment your mother on raising a good son/daughter.
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It would sound much better coming from someone like me.
Link Posted: 12/17/2003 5:09:51 AM EDT
but steyraug was doing a group by on your membership last month for .50 each. i think your trying to rip us off [:D] mike
Link Posted: 12/17/2003 5:18:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: but steyraug was doing a group by on your membership last month for .50 each. i think your trying to rip us off [:D] mike
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SteyrAug was a covert advisor for Enron. Invest at your own risk. I, on the other hand, will give your money straight to Goatboy. You can't beat that deal.
Link Posted: 12/17/2003 8:07:50 AM EDT
You know, you could have entered "Evil's Evil Movie Contest", 3 memberships were given away not even a week ago! But it would be cool to have people that follow #2. [;D]
Link Posted: 12/17/2003 8:26:16 AM EDT
Okay, here is a one-time incentive deal. If you decide to donate now, I'll: 26. Name my next dog after you. 27. Think of your kindness every time I brush my teeth. 28. Will let you know when I find a good ammo deal. 29. Never berate you for shopping at Wal-Mart. 30. I'll warn you if I catch some no-good kid with your daughter. Those last five are [b]only[/b] good with this offer. Please use offer code #23A-RENO with your redemption. Act Now! Operators are standing by!
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 1:15:20 AM EDT
Ummm... What happened to the "Pix In The News" threads???? I miss them. [:(]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 1:20:56 AM EDT
I want your kidney.......Then maybe we can talk [:D]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 1:23:05 AM EDT
Okay, here's my counter offer. I'll be in for 8 cents IF, when and if we ever meet, you do two of the items on your list. BUT I'll only donate the 8 cents if you guess the two that I'm most interested in. Deal? ps. I'd really like all 25 line items, but it's just not in the budget this year.
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 7:20:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By brasspile: Ummm... What happened to the "Pix In The News" threads???? I miss them. [:(]
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I'll see you one for a dollar.
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 7:29:27 AM EDT
It's $20.00 dude, Whats the problem?
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 7:32:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hielo: It's $20.00 dude, Whats the problem?
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Absolutely! Here's your chance to contribute!
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 7:33:42 AM EDT
Whats your paypal id?
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 10:01:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By brasspile: Ummm... What happened to the "Pix In The News" threads???? I miss them. [:(]
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I'll see you one for a dollar.
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You mean 97 cents (after they get their cut)... Or is it more of a "Donate however much you wish, then add 3%"???
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