Top Ten "Other" Items Found In Saddam Hussein's Spiderhole

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Top Ten "Other" Items Found In Saddam Hussein's Spiderhole

Posted: 12/15/2003 8:32:07 AM EDT

Okay, so it's well-known now that Saddam had $750G in cash and some documents with him when captured. Well here's some details of items that were found in the hole with him that were NOT reported by the media:

Top Ten "Other" Items Found In Saddam Hussein's Spiderhole:

10) Spiders

9) Cute Hallmark "Miss You" greeting card from Jacques Chirac

8) Autographed copy of "Living History"

7) Viagra

6) Unpaid bar tab from Baghdad Chippendale's

5) Complimentary tickets to the Dixie Chicks concert.

4) 72 unwrapped condoms (size small)

3) "Dean For President" bumpersticker

2) Buttplugs

And the number one "other" item found in Saddam's spiderhole...
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1) NIB/Never-Fired SW89 pistol (jammed)

Posted: 12/15/2003 8:33:43 AM EDT

[#1]

[lol]

Posted: 12/15/2003 8:46:09 AM EDT

[#2]

a tattered copy of "It Takes A Village" by Hitlery Klinton

Posted: 12/15/2003 8:49:06 AM EDT

[#3]

A box of Softkins and an extra large pine tree shaped air freshener.

Posted: 12/15/2003 8:49:26 AM EDT

[#4]

You taking my gig?

Sgtar15

Posted: 12/15/2003 8:51:26 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
You taking my gig?

Sgtar15

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Ya' snooze ya' loose! [:P]

j/k... Okay, I'll split the royalties with ya' - how's that?

Posted: 12/15/2003 9:37:39 AM EDT

[#6]

Did you hear about how they confirmed his identity? They compared a DNA sample taken from him to one taken from a stain on Hillary's dress...

Posted: 12/15/2003 10:14:11 AM EDT

[#7]

His DU membership card.

Posted: 12/15/2003 10:22:59 AM EDT

[#8]

A love letter from Arock.

Posted: 12/15/2003 10:32:46 AM EDT

[#9]

... a baby's arm holding an apple
< sorry Tubes >

Posted: 12/15/2003 11:00:21 AM EDT

[#10]

DNA from Hillary.

Posted: 12/15/2003 11:05:39 AM EDT

[#11]

26,000 liters of anthrax

38,000 liters of botulinum toxin

1,000,000 pounds of sarin gas, mustard gas, and VX nerve gas

30,000 munitions to deliver these agents

uranium from Niger

al Qaeda terrorists closely associated with Hussein

Posted: 12/15/2003 11:18:08 AM EDT

[#12]

Piss stained skivies.

You can't tell me a man who hid in a hole faced 600 armed American soldiers and DIDN'T loose bowl/bladder control.

Posted: 12/15/2003 11:28:01 AM EDT

[#13]

And a 5-gallon bucket used as a toilet (full).

Posted: 12/15/2003 1:01:34 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

j/k... Okay, I'll split the royalties with ya' - how's that?

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Okay....you can be my side kick. The straight man. We tour Iraq and entertain the troops.

ANd bring back a few presents[;)]

Sgtar15

Posted: 12/15/2003 1:42:53 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
j/k... Okay, I'll split the royalties with ya' - how's that?

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Okay....you can be my side kick. [red]The straight man.[/red] We tour Iraq and entertain the troops.

ANd bring back a few presents[;)]

Sgtar15

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Sounds great!

But... if I'm the "straight" man - what does that make you?

[img]http://members.cox.net/_themacallan/RichardSimmons.jpg[/img]

[:D]

Posted: 12/15/2003 2:25:14 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

1) NIB/Never-Fired SW89 pistol (jammed)

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At least you didn't say Glock. Thanks!!

ByteTheBullet (-:

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