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Posted: 12/14/2003 1:35:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2003 1:37:45 PM EDT by pale_pony]
If you took a lump of coal and shoved it up Howard Dean's ass I bet he could squeeze it into a diamond right now, as tight as his sphincter must be, John Kerry's too!
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 1:39:18 PM EDT
How are you going to get it past the clench to test out that theory?
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 1:51:05 PM EDT
Dress up the "courier" as Bill Clinton, and they'd present themselves quicker than a Bonobo (pygmy chimpanzee) in heat!
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 2:22:37 PM EDT
That silly fuck always looks like he is constipated and/or starting to crown...!
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 2:53:40 PM EDT
It would still be coal, but with poop on it.
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