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Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:09:14 PM EDT
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I just had a fried ham sandwich on grilled with butter sourdough, avocado, mayo, mustard, and lettuce.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:09:18 PM EDT
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Lol

That's a gay sandwich.

This is a sandwich
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That is thinking outside of the box. I'll have to try that, but will hold off on the fungus.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:10:26 PM EDT
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Do you people even use your firearms? Can't even see a single mark from brass deflection.
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Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:11:46 PM EDT
[#4]
Whew...wouldn't eat

Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:12:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Looks tasty to me.
Better than boiln-n-bag sirloin
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:13:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Pretty lame, all of the way around.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:18:04 PM EDT
[#7]
9/10, dinner pics are now graded on a curve
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:21:51 PM EDT
[#8]
You’re supposed to add the crunchy stuff to the sandwich. It adds texture. I prefer Ruffles, but Golfish crackers can be an acceptable substitute.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:22:19 PM EDT
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Sandwich-making is an art and I am Micheal-fucking-Angelo. And, yeah, those are Goldfish. What of it?

Famous Amos cookies for dessert, bitches. Chocolate chip goodness in my mouth.

Also, 14.5" mid-length and USP master race.
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Does mommy know you ate your cookies before you ate your sandwich?
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:23:52 PM EDT
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https://i.imgur.com/F7lclhy.jpg

Sandwich-making is an art and I am Micheal-fucking-Angelo. And, yeah, those are Goldfish. What of it?

Famous Amos cookies for dessert, bitches. Chocolate chip goodness in my mouth.

Also, 14.5" mid-length and USP master race.
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Michael-fucking-Angelo ?
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 11:05:59 PM EDT
[#11]
Where’d you get the tall can, that beer is darn good? Only seen it in 12 oz
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 11:10:14 PM EDT
[#12]
Hey 18er, go be poor somewhere else...what kind of turd sandwich is it?  The goldfish are cute...my 9 YO daughter likes them.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 11:53:58 PM EDT
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Pastrami, ham, pepper jack and cheddar cheese, pickles, tomatoes, jalapenos, mayo, spicy mustard.
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Not bad, but the Wonder Bread kills it.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:28:59 AM EDT
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Not bad, but the Wonder Bread kills it.
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Fake news. It's Nature's Own Butter Bread.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:33:37 AM EDT
[#15]
Mufeletta or poboys, shrimp or crawfish preferably.  Everything else is just sub par.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:34:17 AM EDT
[#16]
No deep fried, no care.

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Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:40:11 AM EDT
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Jesus Christ.

Powdered sugar on side jelly, -1
The crumb on that bread betrays that it is filled with preservatives -2
Lonely guy eating by himself in the background -2

5/10 would feed to my pet guy fieri

edit:upon further review, the more burnt one looks like a body part from Event Horizon, -1
4/10
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:41:31 AM EDT
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Where’d you get the tall can, that beer is darn good? Only seen it in 12 oz
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Either HEB or Kroger
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:45:18 AM EDT
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Jesus Christ.

Powdered sugar on side jelly, -1
The crumb on that bread betrays that it is filled with preservatives -2
Lonely guy eating by himself in the background -2

5/10 would feed to my pet guy fieri
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Jesus Christ.

Powdered sugar on side jelly, -1
The crumb on that bread betrays that it is filled with preservatives -2
Lonely guy eating by himself in the background -2

5/10 would feed to my pet guy fieri
It’s a monte cristo. They are served with a side of jelly and I put the sugar on all of it.

Also, what would you know about bread? That is brioche made with my own hands.
Milk, eggs, butter, flour, sugar, salt, yeast, water. That’s it. It was pulled from the oven a few hours before it was sliced for this sandwich.

ETA: it was also battered.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:48:10 AM EDT
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It's almost like failing that hard requires effort.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:52:40 AM EDT
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Pastrami, ham, pepper jack and cheddar cheese, pickles, tomatoes, jalapenos, mayo, spicy mustard.
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Sandwich actually looks quite good.

What's in it?

Goldfish suck, under any circumstances.
Pastrami, ham, pepper jack and cheddar cheese, pickles, tomatoes, jalapenos, mayo, spicy mustard.
Prosciutto, capacola, sopresatta, provolone, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted peppers, oil and vinegar.  Almost had it.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:54:22 AM EDT
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It’s a monte cristo. They are served with a side of jelly.

Also, what would you know about bread? That is brioche made with my own hands.
Milk, eggs, butter, flour, sugar, salt, yeast, water. That’s it. It was pulled from the oven a few hours before it was sliced for this sandwich.

ETA: it was also battered.
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So when could you tell it was a serious critique? When I mentioned my pet guy fieri, or when I compared it to a body part from a sci fi movie?

I'll take half of OP's sandwich, he seems chill

wrong smiley
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:54:39 AM EDT
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That looks awful. Like someone can't decide what kind of sandwich he wants to make. If I was hammered drunk I might eat it. Were you drunk ? Maybe the "cooks" were looking around the corner betting if you would actually eat that.

What a mess.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:56:09 AM EDT
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That's a gay sandwich.

This is a sandwich
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It's like you're fighting a child with his hands behind his back.  Not fair.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:56:39 AM EDT
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i was going to laugh at your aero precision, but i remembered i have one too
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$239 is tough to beat for an upper.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:59:02 AM EDT
[#26]
I'm just impressed you didn't call it a "sammich".
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:01:36 AM EDT
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So when could you tell it was a serious critique? When I mentioned my pet guy fieri, or when I compared it to a body part from a sci fi movie?

I'll take half of OP's sandwich, he seems chill

wrong smiley
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It’s a monte cristo. They are served with a side of jelly.

Also, what would you know about bread? That is brioche made with my own hands.
Milk, eggs, butter, flour, sugar, salt, yeast, water. That’s it. It was pulled from the oven a few hours before it was sliced for this sandwich.

ETA: it was also battered.
So when could you tell it was a serious critique? When I mentioned my pet guy fieri, or when I compared it to a body part from a sci fi movie?

I'll take half of OP's sandwich, he seems chill

wrong smiley
Sorry man, I have little chill left for today, but the guy fieri part was pretty funny.

And, the lonely guy in the corner was the dude who ordered the sandwich.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:15:44 AM EDT
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Good lord,that is .... beautiful in so many ways.

Would love to try that,but that bread is nowhere to be found around my AO.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:19:46 AM EDT
[#29]
His mom made his sandwich. The Goldfish are a dead give away.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:19:48 AM EDT
[#30]
Sorry but your mom failed, she didn't cut the crust off for you.

And wtf is the tabasco for,  bloody goldfish?
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:20:20 AM EDT
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Never understand how some of you made it to adult hood without learning how to lay out a proper place setting.

Napkin on left, forks on left, knives and spoons on the right and beverage top right of plate.

Oh,
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It's a fucking sandwich.

If you eat a sandwich like that with a fork,youre fucking homo.

What do you even need a spoon for ?

Dont tell me,you eat the goldfish with a spoon.

Are you a Brony ?

You sound Brony.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:22:06 AM EDT
[#32]


Pepper your agnus OP.

Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:23:29 AM EDT
[#33]
How come your mom didn't cut the crust off?
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:25:27 AM EDT
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Do you people even use your firearms? Can't even see a single mark from brass deflection.
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You have to clean that shit up with a pencil eraser you slob
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:31:09 AM EDT
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The thing in that pic more disgusting than your welfare lunch, is that every one of your weapons is placed wrong on the table. NONE are positioned for immediate use. Including that grody blade.
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Going with this.
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