Ask Doctor Sgtar15

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ask Doctor Sgtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:02:50 PM EDT

Okay gang. Once again I am here to help you with your sorry little sad lives.

WOmen problems? Ask Sgtar...

School problems? Sgtar can help...

Problmes at the work place? SGtar understand, and has the answers.

So ask away frineds...You fucked it up, but I will fix it.

SGtar15

PS No riddles

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:06:55 PM EDT

[#1]

I am not what I think I am. I am not what you think I am. I am what I think, you think I am. What am I?

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:06:59 PM EDT

[#2]

OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation?

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:09:11 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation?

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A cat.

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:10:06 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I am not what I think I am. I am not what you think I am. I am what I think, you think I am. What am I?

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I said no riddles. I have a PHD in Family Theraphy from Phonex E-mail schools. I am a well trained professonal...please do not mock me with such trivialities.

PS....You are my reflection

OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation?

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A kitten. I am shotting skeet.

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:12:51 PM EDT

[#5]

My pee-pee hurts, why?

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:14:02 PM EDT

[#6]

How do I get my female tactical cockateil to mate with my male tactical cockateil? She rebuffs all of his advances to date.

CW

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:16:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Um...I'm getting hair...you know...down there.

Am I a freak?

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:20:42 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
My pee-pee hurts, why?

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You are gripping it WAY too tight.

Loosen up a little bit...try not to use you pinky finger. ALso a reverse grip may help.

How do I get my female tactical cockateil to mate with my male tactical cockateil? She rebuffs all of his advances to date.

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I got bad news. If you have 2 cocks in a cage then I doubt they ever will mate. And even if they do there won't be any little cocks. Well, except for the one outside the cage[;)]

Um...I'm getting hair...you know...down there.

Am I a freak?

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This is normal. As you get older hair moves from your head to your balls. So your balls will be warm, but never seen. WHile your head will be cold, but always seen.

SGtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:24:09 PM EDT

[#9]

brass whated to know what his butt itches... and no i have nothing to do with it

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:24:14 PM EDT

[#10]

Is OxyContin okay to snort (the hillbilly way)?

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:37:02 PM EDT

[#11]

Wow. I thought I would see Diver Down in here!

[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=218366&w=activePop[/url]

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:38:01 PM EDT

[#12]

Why won't MissMagnum return my IM's?

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:42:50 PM EDT

[#13]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:51:47 PM EDT

[#14]

[img]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/img]

Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work.

What is c?

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:52:42 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
brass whated to know what his butt itches... and no i have nothing to do with it

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Hemroids....he's been a pain in the arse for a [i]long[/i] time.

Is OxyContin okay to snort (the hillbilly way)?

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Yes. Oxycotin can also be taken this way to increase the speed of your heart, relax the muscles, and numb the brain of all senses.

And then you die.

Why won't MissMagnum return my IM's?

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I don't think you're her type. [pink](hint)[/pink]

SGtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 9:56:58 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
[url]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/url]

Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work.

What is c?

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"C" is a 90* angle.

Damn dude!! Challenge me!!

Sgtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:00:43 PM EDT

[#17]

Ok I worded that wrong:

Tell me the length of BA.

Show all work. It was my falt.

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:03:02 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Ok I worded that wrong:

Tell me the length of BA.

Show all work. It was my falt.

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To late...

[b]NO MATH FOR YOU!![/b]

Sgtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:03:56 PM EDT

[#19]

You don't know how to do it, doc?

Edited for grammer.

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:04:12 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
[url]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/url]

Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work.

What is c?

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Lame.

(AC)^2 + (CB)^2 =(BA)^2

so....solve for BA

BA = sqrt ((AC)^2 + (CB)^2)

BA = sqrt (2^2 + 3^2)
BA = sqrt (4 + 9)
BA = sqrt (13)

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:05:41 PM EDT

[#21]

I know but the point is he didn't do it. I am really board with it.

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:07:55 PM EDT

[#22]

I can really do it.

AB =5
cb =4

find ac

a2+b2=c2

8+x=25

25-4=21

b=sqrt 21

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:13:30 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
PS No riddles

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Well, you have proven your math skills little jackrabbit. Now we shall move to reading comprehension.

Sgtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:16:07 PM EDT

[#24]

Can you explain why people avoid me, do I have body odor or something?

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:20:04 PM EDT

[#25]

Can you explain why I avoid David_Hineline?

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:21:07 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Can you explain why people avoid me, do I have body odor or something?

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David,

David,

I don't know what to tell you. DO you know how some people are just born...well...in need of attention. These people just love to piss others off.

They laught at auto accidents.

They yell at priest on sundays.

They park in handicapped spaces just for fun.

They bitch and stick their noses in places that don't belong.

Their favorite sexual position is sitting in the lazyboy with channel 69 on cable.

These people are just naturally born assholes. I get like this, we all do.

SOme just more than others.[;)]

SGtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:21:45 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Can you explain why I avoid David_Hineline?

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See above

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:22:07 PM EDT

[#28]

Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:24:07 PM EDT

[#29]

where can I find me a fine lookin' sugar mamma who has class 3 firearms?

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:24:08 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?

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No.

But if you can get the dog to do that while having sex with a woman it officially counts as a threesome.

Sgtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:24:35 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?

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That makes you sick, if you let any dog lick your balls.

PS. sorry Sgt.

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:26:20 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?

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That makes you sick, if you let any dog lick your balls.

PS. sorry Sgt.

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What am I supposed to do? Cats have very sandpapery tongues.

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:26:28 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
where can I find me a fine lookin' sugar mamma who has class 3 firearms?

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Finding them is easy. They are all over and you can find them in great numbers. Even you can do it.

However, talking to them and then keeping them is a whole differant challenge. And from what I see you are rather lacking in that department.

Quite frankly...they are out of your league.

Check Wal*Mart........kids section

SGtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:30:06 PM EDT

[#34]

ok, what should I wear?

what do I need to say ?

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:30:22 PM EDT

[#35]

It only makes you gay if you smear peanut butter on your balls to make your dog lick them.

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:36:22 PM EDT

[#36]

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ok, what should I wear?

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Garanamals.

what do I need to say ?

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Want to see my fossilized wood?

SGtar15

Posted: 12/12/2003 10:50:40 PM EDT

[#37]

When making love to a chicken how do you keep it from pecking and scratching you?

Posted: 12/12/2003 11:39:42 PM EDT

[#38]

When I shoot my M16A1 on Full Auto I usually get a boner that doesn’t go away until I start cleaning it. Is this normal?

Posted: 12/12/2003 11:41:12 PM EDT

[#39]

Related to previous question,

Is it gay if the dog is wearing marpat?

Posted: 12/12/2003 11:57:58 PM EDT

[#40]

Why has Gloftoe been moaning "Oh, Sarge!" in his sleep ever since Gunstock?

Posted: 12/12/2003 11:59:13 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
I can really do it.

AB =5
cb =4

find ac

a2+b2=c2

8+x=25

25-4=21

b=sqrt 21

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[bald old fart with alien eyes]Wrong, grasshopper. a2=4x4=16. When you fix the answer it will be time for you to leave this thread.[/bald old fart with alien eyes]

Posted: 12/13/2003 12:06:06 AM EDT

[#42]

What if you name your female dog a male name and then she licks your balls?

Posted: 12/13/2003 12:37:51 AM EDT

[#43]

... The circles in figure 1 below represent cross-sections of spherical wave fronts emanating from a source S. All points on a wave front are in phase.

... (a) What do the concentric circles pass through for each of the sinusoidal waves shown? What are the distances?

... (b) SP,

... (c) SP¡¦, and

... (d) SP¡¨ in terms of wavelength ƒ±.

... (e) If you wished to draw wave fronts through troughs where and how would you draw them?

[img]http://members.cox.net/winston_wolf/figure_1.gif[/img]