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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:02:50 PM EDT
Okay gang. Once again I am here to help you with your sorry little sad lives.

WOmen problems? Ask Sgtar...

School problems? Sgtar can help...

Problmes at the work place? SGtar understand, and has the answers.

So ask away frineds...You fucked it up, but I will fix it.

SGtar15

PS No riddles
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:06:55 PM EDT
I am not what I think I am. I am not what you think I am. I am what I think, you think I am. What am I?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:06:59 PM EDT
OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:09:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By giacutter: OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation?
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A cat.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:10:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ar10er: I am not what I think I am. I am not what you think I am. I am what I think, you think I am. What am I?
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I said no riddles. I have a PHD in Family Theraphy from Phonex E-mail schools. I am a well trained professonal...please do not mock me with such trivialities. PS....You are my reflection
OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation?
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A kitten. I am shotting skeet.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:12:51 PM EDT
My pee-pee hurts, why?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:14:02 PM EDT
How do I get my female tactical cockateil to mate with my male tactical cockateil? She rebuffs all of his advances to date. CW
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:16:04 PM EDT
Um...I'm getting hair...you know...down there. Am I a freak?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:20:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Wolfpack: My pee-pee hurts, why?
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You are gripping it WAY too tight. Loosen up a little bit...try not to use you pinky finger. ALso a reverse grip may help.
How do I get my female tactical cockateil to mate with my male tactical cockateil? She rebuffs all of his advances to date.
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I got bad news. If you have 2 cocks in a cage then I doubt they ever will mate. And even if they do there won't be any little cocks. Well, except for the one outside the cage[;)]
Um...I'm getting hair...you know...down there. Am I a freak?
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This is normal. As you get older hair moves from your head to your balls. So your balls will be warm, but never seen. WHile your head will be cold, but always seen. SGtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:24:09 PM EDT
brass whated to know what his butt itches... and no i have nothing to do with it
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:24:14 PM EDT
Is OxyContin okay to snort (the hillbilly way)?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:37:02 PM EDT
Wow. I thought I would see Diver Down in here! [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=218366&w=activePop[/url]
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:38:01 PM EDT
Why won't MissMagnum return my IM's?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:42:50 PM EDT
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:51:47 PM EDT
[img]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/img] Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work. What is c?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:52:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By tattoo: brass whated to know what his butt itches... and no i have nothing to do with it
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Hemroids....he's been a pain in the arse for a [i]long[/i] time.
Is OxyContin okay to snort (the hillbilly way)?
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Yes. Oxycotin can also be taken this way to increase the speed of your heart, relax the muscles, and numb the brain of all senses. And then you die.
Why won't MissMagnum return my IM's?
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I don't think you're her type. [pink](hint)[/pink] SGtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:56:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Penguin_101: [url]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/url] Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work. What is c?
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"C" is a 90* angle. Damn dude!! Challenge me!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:00:43 PM EDT
Ok I worded that wrong: Tell me the length of BA. Show all work. It was my falt.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:03:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Penguin_101: Ok I worded that wrong: Tell me the length of BA. Show all work. It was my falt.
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To late... [b]NO MATH FOR YOU!![/b] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:03:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2003 10:05:00 PM EDT by Penguin_101]
You don't know how to do it, doc? Edited for grammer.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:04:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Penguin_101: [url]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/url] Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work. What is c?
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Lame. (AC)^2 + (CB)^2 =(BA)^2 so....solve for BA BA = sqrt ((AC)^2 + (CB)^2) BA = sqrt (2^2 + 3^2) BA = sqrt (4 + 9) BA = sqrt (13)
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:05:41 PM EDT
I know but the point is he didn't do it. I am really board with it.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:07:55 PM EDT
I can really do it. AB =5 cb =4 find ac a2+b2=c2 8+x=25 25-4=21 b=sqrt 21
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:13:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2003 10:13:47 PM EDT by sgtar15]
Originally Posted By sgtar15: PS No riddles
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Well, you have proven your math skills little jackrabbit. Now we shall move to reading comprehension. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:16:07 PM EDT
Can you explain why people avoid me, do I have body odor or something?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:20:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2003 10:21:03 PM EDT by Johnny_Reno]
Can you explain why I avoid David_Hineline?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:21:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By David_Hineline: Can you explain why people avoid me, do I have body odor or something?
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David, David, I don't know what to tell you. DO you know how some people are just born...well...in need of attention. These people just love to piss others off. They laught at auto accidents. They yell at priest on sundays. They park in handicapped spaces just for fun. They bitch and stick their noses in places that don't belong. Their favorite sexual position is sitting in the lazyboy with channel 69 on cable. These people are just naturally born assholes. I get like this, we all do. SOme just more than others.[;)] SGtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:21:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: Can you explain why I avoid David_Hineline?
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See above
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:22:07 PM EDT
Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:24:07 PM EDT
where can I find me a fine lookin' sugar mamma who has class 3 firearms?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:24:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?
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No. But if you can get the dog to do that while having sex with a woman it officially counts as a threesome. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:24:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?
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That makes you sick, if you let any dog lick your balls. PS. sorry Sgt.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:26:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ar10er:
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?
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That makes you sick, if you let any dog lick your balls. PS. sorry Sgt.
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What am I supposed to do? Cats have very sandpapery tongues.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:26:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RED_5: where can I find me a fine lookin' sugar mamma who has class 3 firearms?
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Finding them is easy. They are all over and you can find them in great numbers. Even you can do it. However, talking to them and then keeping them is a whole differant challenge. And from what I see you are rather lacking in that department. Quite frankly...they are out of your league. Check Wal*Mart........kids section SGtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:30:06 PM EDT
ok, what should I wear? what do I need to say ?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:30:22 PM EDT
It only makes you gay if you smear peanut butter on your balls to make your dog lick them.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:36:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RED_5: ok, what should I wear?
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Garanamals.
what do I need to say ?
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Want to see my fossilized wood? SGtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:50:40 PM EDT
When making love to a chicken how do you keep it from pecking and scratching you?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 11:39:42 PM EDT
When I shoot my M16A1 on Full Auto I usually get a boner that doesn’t go away until I start cleaning it. Is this normal?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 11:41:12 PM EDT
Related to previous question, Is it gay if the dog is wearing marpat?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 11:57:58 PM EDT
Why has Gloftoe been moaning "Oh, Sarge!" in his sleep ever since Gunstock?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 11:59:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Penguin_101: I can really do it. AB =5 cb =4 find ac a2+b2=c2 8+x=25 25-4=21 b=sqrt 21
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[bald old fart with alien eyes]Wrong, grasshopper. a2=4x4=16. When you fix the answer it will be time for you to leave this thread.[/bald old fart with alien eyes]
Link Posted: 12/13/2003 12:06:06 AM EDT
What if you name your female dog a male name and then she licks your balls?
Link Posted: 12/13/2003 12:37:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2003 7:39:12 AM EDT by Winston_Wolf]
... The circles in figure 1 below represent cross-sections of spherical wave fronts emanating from a source S. All points on a wave front are in phase. ... (a) What do the concentric circles pass through for each of the sinusoidal waves shown? What are the distances? ... (b) SP, ... (c) SP¡¦, and ... (d) SP¡¨ in terms of wavelength ƒ±. ... (e) If you wished to draw wave fronts through troughs where and how would you draw them? [img]http://members.cox.net/winston_wolf/figure_1.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 12/13/2003 12:58:25 AM EDT
If you feel like a woman trapped in a man's body, but are atracted to women, does that make you a lesbian?
Link Posted: 12/13/2003 4:35:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls?
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Only if you return the favor!![;] Sorry Sarg. I just couldn't help myself[:D]
Link Posted: 12/13/2003 5:18:31 AM EDT
I have a friend that is tall and ugly and he hates cats. What can we do to help him? Tj[:D]
Link Posted: 12/13/2003 5:51:21 AM EDT
I collect smegma, but I dont know what to do with it. Do you have any good recipes?
Link Posted: 12/13/2003 6:18:17 AM EDT
Why do most women behave like children?
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