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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:51:47 PM EDT
He was walking through the shoe dept and this Feminazi he had crossed swords with a while back was in the shoe dept with her shoes off getting ready to try on a pair of shoes.

He looked at her, hooked his thumb. "Blacksmith's down the road a mile on the right."

She ran for the mgr, and he escorted him out, laughing his ass off. "C'mon back after she leaves," he told him.

In my memory, getting kicked out of a K-Mart is a first.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 6:54:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By piccolo: He looked at her, hooked his thumb. "Blacksmith's down the road a mile on the right."
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[lol]
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 6:55:02 PM EDT
another piccolo classic [rofl2] thanks!
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 6:55:45 PM EDT
What the fuck was the guy doing in Kmart anyway? The comment was very funny by the way!!!!
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 7:04:42 PM EDT
Wow, people really buy shoes at Kmart?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 7:08:42 PM EDT
I got 86'ed once from a mall type art store. They had a picture of a baby seal, with real pretty "baby seal" eyes, staring at the photgrapher in a natural setting, ice and water, etc. in the background. It had a small "end the clubbing of seals" type of message on it. I casually asked(out loud, crowded store), if they really wanted to convey a message, why didnt they instead offer a picture of a dead baby seal that had been clubbed to death? The feminazi clerk promplty huffed/puffed and kicked my ass out. Anyway, the friends I were with thought it was a hoot.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 7:21:46 PM EDT
NO, NO, NO! She needed a [i]farrier[/i], NOT a blacksmith! Sorry, I'm kind of a snob about these sort of things.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 7:28:52 PM EDT
damn... i thought k-mart was the name of the corner bar.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 7:32:12 PM EDT
That's a Good One! Danny
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 7:37:27 PM EDT
[rofl2]
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 7:53:22 PM EDT
Thanks for the laugh, it's been a long week!
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 8:10:29 PM EDT
[ROFL] Oh man that's funny. Thanks for sharing.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 8:17:06 PM EDT
Damn, K-Mart's still in business?
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:53:47 PM EDT
Ma nearly hit me at Wally-World . There were a pile of baby seal slippers and I turned to her and one of the clerks. "That reminds me, where are the baseball bats?" "They're right ov---. That wasn't funny." Both Ma and the Clerk were trying not to laugh and look indignant at the same time. "What did I say? What did I say?"
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 9:56:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By llanero: NO, NO, NO! She needed a [i]farrier[/i], NOT a blacksmith!
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Some can do both.
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:16:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Originally Posted By llanero: NO, NO, NO! She needed a [i]farrier[/i], NOT a blacksmith!
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Some can do both.
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A Farrie Blacksmith? WOW!! SGtar15
Link Posted: 12/12/2003 10:26:18 PM EDT
What in the hell are you doing in a KMart ...looking for a cheap date??? I quit going in that place when the dyke bitch Rosie started her crap and I called corperate offices and was told to pound salt. I have never set foot in one since. And I have all their junk mail returned to them. Don't let those fuckers forget their mistakes cost them BIG TIME and that there is a large part of the public will not support their choices of "doing bussiness". I drive past 2 KMarts to go to a Costco or Sam's Club or a Target. SCREW KMART , THEY WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER PENNY OF MINE !!!
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