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Posted: 12/11/2003 11:34:50 AM EDT
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20031211/od_uk_nm/oukoe_life_philippines_penis

(Notice how she conveniently for got to bring his Johnson with her to the hospital!!)

MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.

A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila on Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.

Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.

Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.

Link Posted: 12/11/2003 11:47:13 AM EDT
Uh, maybe if he spent some of that ime with his wife, she would not have been so inlcined to do him bodily harm. She should have flushed the two inches of sausage and called it a night.
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 11:52:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TexasEd: Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.
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BWAH HA HA HA!!! Yeah, that'll solve the problem! Or maybe you should marry a good woman and treat her how she deserves to be treated, and have a close, deep, honest relationship together. Nahhhhh . . .
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 11:57:53 AM EDT
Say...I've got an idea on how to get back at an enemy of mine. Now if I can only remember the SMS address of his cell phone......
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