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Posted: 12/11/2003 6:49:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/11/2003 6:49:58 AM EDT by PokeChoke]
Man Gets More Than Phone Cut Off After Mix-Up



MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.



A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.


Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.


Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow



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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 6:56:31 AM EDT
I can attest to the veracity of this piece. My EX-wife attempted to give me a "Filipino Haircut", as well. My buddy Tom's Chinese wife tried to give him one 3 weeks ago. He's now in the PI looking for a new girl... Hopefully one who doesn't like sharp objects!
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 8:33:26 AM EDT
crazy women these days
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 8:37:09 AM EDT
Ouch
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 8:57:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 9:12:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308: I can attest to the veracity of this piece. My EX-wife attempted to give me a "Filipino Haircut", as well. My buddy Tom's Chinese wife tried to give him one 3 weeks ago. He's now in the PI looking for a new girl... Hopefully one who doesn't like sharp objects!
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Anyone else getting a clue here? KEEP AWAY FROM THE ASIAN CHICKS! White girls just take your house and bank account when they get mad.
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 9:17:27 AM EDT
I......can't.....stop......................I just LOVE asian girls....... Maybe employ barbed wire underwear???
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 9:22:12 AM EDT
I would never give my wife a reason to do that to me BUT if she did it anyway, I'd kill her.
Link Posted: 12/11/2003 9:47:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bvmjethead: I would never give my wife a reason to do that to me BUT if she did it anyway, I'd kill her.
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Words right out of my mouth.
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