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Posted: 12/8/2003 3:24:53 PM EDT
I came home today to a notice taped to my outside wall with masking tape. I live in a duplex across the street from a park. The notice basically says I have overgrown plants & "rubbish" in my yard (I don't really have a yard, just a paved front area where I park).
My temptation right now is to wipe my ass with the thing, and tape it back on the wall, only with duct tape. The put a little post-it note on it with an arrow pointing at the shit-stain saying "this is a shit-stain. can you guess where your notice has been? does shit count as rubbish?" SCROLL DOWN FOR PICS |
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Maybe if you weren't a wannabe slum lord the city wouldn't be on your ass. Clean the damn rusty cars and washing machines out from in front of the double wide [:D]
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Quoted: Worthless thread w/out pics.....Of your "parking area". [:)] View Quote I realize that, but it's dark now. I'll try and get one as I leave for work tomorrow. |
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I know those bastards told us to remove our livingroom setup from the front yard this past summer. The nerve of those guys.
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Put lights on your 'rubbish' and call it your religous decorations.
Trim the bushes into a fist giving the finger...but make sure they are neat and trim. Edited to add: Buy a timex and 2 guns. |
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Fire Marshal came by my house one time and complained about a large brush pile I had in the front yard. He was saying it was a fire hazard. I had not burned it because we were under a burn ban. Guess what. Lightning struck that pile of brush that weekend. Caught on fire and burned completely up. Weird it was. Not a cloud in the sky. I guess the fire marshall was right.[}:D]
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Maybe they just don't understand your version of yard art. Tell them it's you first ammendment right to express yourself.
Ps, your in the construction bidniss and are just figuring out that city inspectors are dicks? I doubt it. I'll bet you could write a book on their bullshit! |
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[img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-3/141064/OZGED-son74.jpg[/img]
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I have pics to post tonight. I took them this morning before I left for work.
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OK, here's the pics. Tellme who has the rubbish?
overall [img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/pa882bda5df77d13f7ac9da528fd97497/fa52c605.jpg[/img] my side [img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/p130af7f5e8b68d2552ea6b53ffa4f145/fa52c603.jpg[/img] neighbor's side [img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/p9753aa4beb1c18c4b380d1c93b8e80da/fa52c5ff.jpg[/img] |
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At first I thought you were a dirtbag but see the confusion as the other half of your building is the problem. The inspector was probably likewise confused and sited you first.
Gated community [lol] |
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Your city hires people to go around criticizing peoples' property?
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Mine does, I got a note last summer because my grass was to high. They will eventually cite people here.
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Do they know it's a 2 family house? Perhaps you got the ticket for your neighbors shit.
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Quoted: At first I thought you were a dirtbag but see the confusion as the other half of your building is the problem. The inspector was probably likewise confused and sited you first. Gated community [lol] View Quote don't let the outside fool you, I'm still a dirtbag! And yes, the city has inspectors. I don't mind really in most cases, as they do keep things neat. They stickered my other neighbor's junk car that's been darkening their lawn for about 6 months. Found out from the guy's wife it hasn't run in 3 years, but it's been dragged from house to house with them. I'm toying with the idea of buying again, just in a shittier part of town, lol. More my element. |
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Quoted: OK, here's the pics. Tellme who has the rubbish? overall [url]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/pa882bda5df77d13f7ac9da528fd97497/fa52c605.jpg[/url] my side [url]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/p130af7f5e8b68d2552ea6b53ffa4f145/fa52c603.jpg[/url] neighbor's side [url]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/p9753aa4beb1c18c4b380d1c93b8e80da/fa52c5ff.jpg[/url] View Quote Uhhh Norman, your "tote cart" is tresspassing on your neighbors property. That is a clear violation of something. Oh, and buy some Round-up for your neighbors. |
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Quoted: I used to do that for a living. We never went looking it was always someone next door that called and complained when we were sent. They sent me to one guys house once cause his grass was too high. He was cleaning out his family wagon when I handed him the letter. He said I got something for you and started reaching in the car. I figured my ass was shot but he only came out with a letter from a judge saying he could grow his grass tall enough to let it seed. I had fun taking that back to the boss and telling him to handle it. I used to see all kinds of things when I was doing code enforcement. I,m not sure which was worse. The yard I stepped in the maggot filled dead cat in. No it was the house the people did not have water and had filled the john and started using the tub to crap in. It was only half full. My favorite was the house that when we walked through the hall it squished under your feet from where the dogs had been pissing on the floor. View Quote Actually, around here they literally do cruise the streets looking. They've been known to put a rock or a cigarette butt under your car tire or on top of it to see if the car has moved. I just noticed tonight there's a phone number on the report, I'll have to call this dimwit and take time out of my day to explain things to them. If I have to meet them at my house and take time off work for this I'm sending them a bill for my time. I wonder who makes more, the inspector or me. |
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No, you are ALL wrong. norman74 got cited because he is evil, as evidenced by the fact that he drives a pickup/SUV. But right this second, you can't give out citations for that. So throw a bag of chips in his yard and cite him for trash. I know, 'cause I'm evil too. |
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Is that the kind of place I'll have to live in if I move to Fla? Maybe I should just stay in Maryland.
GunLvr |
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Quoted: [LOLabove] Must be a gated community. View Quote Dam funny![:D] |
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The inspector is a moron. He had to be confused and tagged you for your neighbor's stuff. Let us know what he says when you call him on this.
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Just another fucktard bureaucrat gaining revenue for the city.
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Quoted: OK, here's the pics. Tellme who has the rubbish? overall [url]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/pa882bda5df77d13f7ac9da528fd97497/fa52c605.jpg[/url] my side [url]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/p130af7f5e8b68d2552ea6b53ffa4f145/fa52c603.jpg[/url] neighbor's side [url]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/p9753aa4beb1c18c4b380d1c93b8e80da/fa52c5ff.jpg[/url] View Quote It's that damn Ford. Get rid of the Ford and I'm sure you'll be fine. [;D] |
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[img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/p9753aa4beb1c18c4b380d1c93b8e80da/fa52c5ff.jpg[/img]
Judging by the size of your neighbors matched pair of pick-up trucks I suspect the inspectors didn’t have the heart to harass them and went for you instead. Poor midgets. |
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Quoted: [url]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid92/p9753aa4beb1c18c4b380d1c93b8e80da/fa52c5ff.jpg[/url] Judging by the size of your neighbors matched pair of pick-up trucks I suspect the inspectors didn’t have the heart to harass them and went for you instead. Poor midgets. View Quote BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They are called "little people", sir. |
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I find this whole thread beyond belief.
You say you have a job, yet you live in a double wide that has been made into a 2-family trailer? Your so poor you don't even have dirt, yet you wanted advice on what $1K watch to buy? This whole thread is an internet hoax, you've stretched your credibility past the point of no return. [;D] |
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Quoted: You need to move out of 'Little Havana' [;D] View Quote NO! NO! NO! If this were Little Havana, there would be a three-foot-tall statue of (or shrine to) the Virgin Mary or Santa Theresa in the front yard (both sides). Also, they would have posted the note in Spanish! [;)] |
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Yeah! What's with the $1K watch?
For a thousand dollars I'd rent a pair of Shetland ponies for my neighbors to ride around. (and of course it goes without saying that with what's left over - I'd buy a couple cases of Meister Brau and spend my evenings chucking my empties at said midget neighbors) |
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Quoted: Rats would be embarassed to live in such a shithole. View Quote You've never seen Little Haiti.... Makes Little Havana look like Beverly Hills... |
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For those concerned with my living arrangements vs. my $1k watch...
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=217843&w[/url] You don't know what my situation is, or what my finances are like or about to be, and I don't have to justify where I live to you dipshits any-damn-way. And those that were curious about the trucks, those things are bad-ass! He builds these RC trucks from scratch with handmade frames, full suspension (the rear works like a quad suspension) brakes, headlights, etc. 6HP go-cart motors in those mofos too! You can stand on one and ride it down the street. |
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Quoted: You don't know what my situation is, or what my [red]finances[/red] are like or about to be, and I don't have to justify where I live to you dipshits any-damn-way. View Quote Fiance? YOU got hooked? [:o] Congrats! [beer] |
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Now standing on an RC truck seems a quick route to the Darwin List.
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Quoted: I came home today to a notice taped to my outside wall with masking tape. I live in a duplex across the street from a park. The notice basically says I have overgrown plants & "rubbish" in my yard (I don't really have a yard, just a paved front area where I park). My temptation right now is to wipe my ass with the thing, and tape it back on the wall, only with duct tape. The put a little post-it note on it with an arrow pointing at the shit-stain saying "this is a shit-stain. can you guess where your notice has been? does shit count as rubbish?" [B][Red]SCROLL DOWN FOR PICS[/Red][/B] View Quote Damn .... I thought that only those of us in on-post military housing received the Nasty-Grams. Chris |
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Quoted: Is that the kind of place I'll have to live in if I move to Fla? Maybe I should just stay in Maryland. GunLvr View Quote Aha! You're thinking of moving to Florida from this hell hole too eh? Wll, I'll have you know there is no escape from this socialist paradise. Or maybe there is. But my point is, when are we going shooting? Tell us when you want to go and me and M4aiming at you will put together a crew. 2IDdoc |
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Quoted: Quoted: Is that the kind of place I'll have to live in if I move to Fla? Maybe I should just stay in Maryland. GunLvr View Quote Aha! You're thinking of moving to Florida from this hell hole too eh? Wll, I'll have you know there is no escape from this socialist paradise. Or maybe there is. But my point is, when are we going shooting? Tell us when you want to go and me and M4aiming at you will put together a crew. 2IDdoc View Quote Both of you, stay where you are. Florida is a horrible hell hole. If the alligators don't get you, the mosquitos will. There's nothing but thousands of illegals that can't speak english, and thousands of old people that can't hear. Traffic sucks, cost of living is super high, there's nothing but swampland here, and yes, where I live is considered a mansion, and you'll be lucky to find as nice a place. |
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Quoted: [Aha! You're thinking of moving to Florida from this hell hole too eh? Wll, I'll have you know there is no escape from this socialist paradise. Or maybe there is. But my point is, when are we going shooting? Tell us when you want to go and me and M4aiming at you will put together a crew. 2IDdoc View Quote I'd love to go shootin' but with a baby around the house my wife won't let me out much (I even missed Harrisburg this weekend). I do intend to get out of this anti-gun hell-hole soon, and hopefully I'll live within 5 minutes of a range (or even have one on my own property). GunLvr |
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