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Posted: 11/27/2003 1:16:11 PM EDT
Ya know, the bald headed guy on the Jerry Springer show. Would you mess with him? Kick his ass?

poll coming
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 1:17:05 PM EDT
[#1]
I could drop him like a sack of wet shit... with one finger.


If I actually had to fight him hand to hand, he looks big and slow.  No matter how big your opponent is, a swift kick to the nuts will still take them down.
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 1:23:53 PM EDT
[#2]
He's tougher than me. I would avoid him.

However, I'm a passivist. I believe in shooting an aggressor. Fist fights are for kids.


-HS
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 1:49:37 PM EDT
[#3]
He's been around long enough to know how to avoid fights.
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 1:49:47 PM EDT
[#4]
dont bring a knife to a gun fight, Im impatient, I dont have time to wrestle around and get all dirty, One swift .38 +P HP should solve that lil prob.
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 1:56:50 PM EDT
[#5]
It's like I heard a Hapkido instructor say at a seminar...

Some student: "If I were to come at you like this (moves toward him with his arms up like he's trying to attack) with a knife, what would you do?"

Master Wes: "I would take two steps back, and shoot you with my .45.  I'm too old to sweat."
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 1:57:20 PM EDT
[#6]
i am ecstatic to report that i don't know who the hell you are talking about!
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 2:03:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Jerry Springer?.....is that still on the air?? i thought this was about Steve Irwin...i dont know how tough Irwin is..but i know hes fuckin nuts!! [steve irwin] crikey..look at the size of that crock...lets take a closer look[/steve irwin]
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 2:14:32 PM EDT
[#8]
If you handed me a hundred dollar bill, I wouldn't sit through 10 minutes of that abomination.
And to a slightly lesser degree, all the other talk shows of the same vein.
I could be humping the most beautiful girl of my life, and if she told me she was a fan of Springer, I'd dump her.

Same with Oprah.
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 2:17:14 PM EDT
[#9]
rainman do you watch oprah also, if so u need to get out of the house and live in the real world.

p.s. give all your guns to your little brother until you  regain your sences.

have a nice day![wave]
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 2:52:08 PM EDT
[#10]
Things may have changed but when he started working for Springer he was a city cop and Springer was just a side job.
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 3:01:08 PM EDT
[#11]
Unfortunately, my little brother lives in Hawaii and hasn't even fired a gun in ten years. It would be a waste to give them to him. [:D]

Oh, and BTW 608, learn how to spell.
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 3:04:44 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
I could drop him like a sack of wet shit... with one finger.


If I actually had to fight him hand to hand, he looks big and slow.  No matter how big your opponent is, a swift kick to the nuts will still take them down.
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You assume balls exist.
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 3:56:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Ya know, the bald headed guy on the Jerry Springer show.
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Oh, I thought this was about the guy from Blues Clues.  With 2 kids under 5, that gets air time at my house - not Springer.

PS - Joe's OK, but he's no Steve.

DrMark
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