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Posted: 11/25/2003 5:40:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/25/2003 5:50:12 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]
(at least they used lube.)

Horses stolen, victimized near Echo Lake


By STEVE LYSAKER
Bigfork Eagle

Area horse owners, especially those around Echo Lake, may want to keep a close eye on their equine companions after two recent instances of abuse and theft.

A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.

"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.

The incident came just days after a Flathead County deputy reported his horse missing. The horse had apparently been taken from its stable near Echo Lake early in the weekend.

The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of lanolin around its rectum, Dupont said.

"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said.


The sheriff's office is investigating, and Dupont advised horse owners to be vigilant.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 5:44:22 AM EDT
HAHA, thats just wrong.... some things are just so horrible you have to laugh about them.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 5:45:44 AM EDT
[sex][whacko][nono][puke]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 5:47:00 AM EDT
Good Lord! Shoot this freak. -HS
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 5:47:51 AM EDT
You know.....This is NOT the story I want to read while eating breakfast.... [puke] Shoot that freak!
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 5:51:06 AM EDT
He musta been one tall dude.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 5:53:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 6:03:11 AM EDT
I don't know guys... You ever have a horse, ya know, just give you that "look"?
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 6:07:25 AM EDT
I bet it was theRedGoat. [img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=2719[/img] Maybe we need to start calling him theRedHorse?
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 6:07:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dolomite: I don't know guys... You ever have a horse, ya know, just give you that "look"?
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[LOLabove]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:53:44 AM EDT
Wow.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:56:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dolomite: I don't know guys... You ever have a horse, ya know, just give you that "look"?
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Sorta makes me wonder about Mr Ed and Wilbur.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:57:13 AM EDT
[beathorse] What are they REALLY doing to that horse???
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:14:42 AM EDT
Did Osama find his way into the country? [:o] He couldn't find any camels? Had to make due?
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:20:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dolomite: I don't know guys... You ever have a horse, ya know, just give you that "look"?
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You know they want it. You can see it in their big brown eyes. But don't ever screw a pig. They'll squeal on you everytime!
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:21:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/25/2003 8:23:03 AM EDT by Stoney-Point]
[beathorse] If you ever shag a sheep...take it to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:24:28 AM EDT
Did this happen after Jacko posted bail?
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:25:13 AM EDT
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around [red]6:30 a.m.[/red] on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable. I guess they need to be searching for a male wacko who is an "EARLY RISER".
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:28:44 AM EDT
Where's Arock?
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:44:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Stoney-Point: [beathorse] If you ever shag a sheep...take it to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.
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Do we even want to know how you found out this interesting fact??
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:51:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/25/2003 8:52:13 AM EDT by Stoney-Point]
Originally Posted By 455SD:
Originally Posted By Stoney-Point: [beathorse] If you ever shag a sheep...take it to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.
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Do we even want to know how you found out this interesting fact??
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I thought this was a "Don't ask, don't tell" type of site.... Seriously, Imbroglio confided that tidbit of info to me.[;D]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 9:27:28 AM EDT
Hey now...a horse is a beautiful animal...
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 10:52:17 AM EDT
"(at least they used lube.)" Huh? What do you care, were you the horse? LOL! Most likely some drunk Injun... [img]http://ryde2rope.homestead.com/files/peteybutt.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 11:07:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 11:18:58 AM EDT
That boy aint right. I met a guy from Alabama that explained to me that if you want to do a goat you face it toward the edge of a cliff. That way it is pushing backwards while you're makin' sweet sweet goat love.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 11:37:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/25/2003 11:40:31 AM EDT by RiffRandall]
Originally Posted By fight4yourrights: (at least they used lube.) [b]The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of lanolin around its [red][u]rectum[/u][/red], Dupont said.
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Not only a horse rapist, a horse sodomizer?! I really hope it was a mare...otherwise that's just sick [%|]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 11:40:35 AM EDT
that is really bad
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:43:26 PM EDT
I didn't really need to know this! Thanks a lot. [stick]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:51:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/25/2003 7:52:24 PM EDT by Corporal_Chaos]
RiffRandall 11/25/2003 3:37:47 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally Posted By fight4yourrights: (at least they used lube.) The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of lanolin around its rectum, Dupont said. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not only a horse rapist, a horse sodomizer?! [red]I really hope it was a mare...[i]otherwise[/i] that's just sick[/red]
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[LOL]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:17:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RiffRandall:
Originally Posted By fight4yourrights: (at least they used lube.) [b]The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of lanolin around its [red][u]rectum[/u][/red], Dupont said.
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Not only a horse rapist, a horse sodomizer?! I really hope it was a mare...otherwise that's just sick [%|]
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Dude, can you really draw a distinction between a horse fucker who fucks a male or female horse???? Sorry, all horse fuckings are equally as insanely ridiculous to a city boy like me!
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:20:27 PM EDT
Be on the lookout for a man wearing dry wall stilts[BD] Thats just wrong.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:24:47 PM EDT
The worst part about having sex with a horse is that you have to walk around front to kiss them
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 9:59:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 10:05:48 PM EDT
Horse fu-bleep-er A new Southpark episode?
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 3:32:56 PM EDT
Sounds like a boy I went to high school with. If he wan't already in jail for manufacturing methamphetamines I would point the finger at him.
Link Posted: 11/27/2003 3:42:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By osprey21: He musta been one tall dude.
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Or a short horse
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Shoot em low sheriff, they're ridin' Shetland's!
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i dont think this is what Bob Wills had in mind, LOL.
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