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Posted: 11/24/2003 9:30:48 AM EDT
What Would Happen If Bush Did Not Pardon The Thanksgiving Turkey?

PETA outrage?
Democraps using it as a election slam? LOL
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 9:33:54 AM EDT
If he didn't pardon the turkey, then there would be enough extra Thanksgiving dinner at the White house for me to get invited.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 9:34:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1776: What Would Happen If Bush Did Not Pardon The Thanksgiving Turkey?
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I didn't know Clinton was needing a pardon.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 9:45:21 AM EDT
What is this hippy crap? Bush isn't having Turkey this year? Ham instead? Tofu? Man I hate hippies.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 9:56:51 AM EDT
For once, I wish a president would say "that's a damn fine turkey!" "Honey. get my hatchet" Then, pictures of the president chowing down on a big knarly drumstick. I swear on my pre-ban, if I were president, we'd have that turkey every thanksgiving. Pardon hell. On that same note, the turkey seldom lives more than 6 months afterwards. They are fed "medicated" feed from birth that causes them to develop prematurely. Basically intentional congetital birth defects. They bulk up but their organs don't develop properly & can't support them and they die. Same process for commercial chickens. Have you ever seen a 25# wild turkey???
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 10:07:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/24/2003 10:09:58 AM EDT
Wait, they don't quietly cook up another one for him? My chinese-nationalist mother is having turkey but the President isn't? Where have all our traditions gone?!?!
Both were spared by the president and will live out their days at Kidwell Farm's [red]Frying Pan Park[/red] in Virginia.
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Howsabout they come over to my 350-Degree Oven Range to spend the rest of their days?
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 11:23:28 AM EDT
dude, he is from texas, the turkey may be pardoned on tv, but then will be smokeed in the chair and eaten if i were president i would have it tossed off of the whitehouse while i shot my 590 at it with some buckshot
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 11:33:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By einnor1040:
Originally Posted By 1776: What Would Happen If Bush Did Not Pardon The Thanksgiving Turkey?
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I didn't know Clinton was needing a pardon.
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Rimshot! [lol]
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:37:06 PM EDT
What would happen if somebody tried explain why the hell you'd want a turkey in a [i]petting zoo[/i]? Who wants to pet a damned turkey?
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:53:12 PM EDT
The DUers would think it was a precurser to an American holocoust against liberals.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 5:16:03 PM EDT
OTOH, if POTUS did NOT pardon the Thanksgiving day Turkey, He'd probably be doing 2-5 at Leavenworth for some trumped up charge.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 5:37:30 PM EDT
They would eat him?
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