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Posted: 11/23/2003 11:52:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/23/2003 11:58:19 AM EDT by cyanide]
What would you beg for ?
A membership to AR15.com
Food
Job
Car

Is there anything you would beg for ????????

If you chose something else -- please list it below
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 11:54:40 AM EDT
I beg for sex everynight. No it does not work.


Bobwrench
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 11:56:03 AM EDT
Yes, for more meaningful polls.

Just kidding ... Yes, but only for sex from the wifey. Hey, I've been married for ten years. It ain't like it used to be.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 12:10:28 PM EDT
I begged to get sent back to the Phillipines once. Top was salty enough to see that I wanted it a little too much and shot me down. In retrospect, he did me a big favor.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 12:18:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/23/2003 12:18:47 PM EDT by wetidlerjr]

Originally Posted By cyanide:
Is there anything you would beg for ????????



Nothing but I will work for food!

Link Posted: 11/23/2003 12:23:42 PM EDT
Assault weapons in CA?
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 12:27:27 PM EDT
I'd beg for my life if I thought it would work. Then I would spend the rest of my life figuring out how Mr. Ka-Bar and I could meet up with the individual who made me beg.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 12:35:55 PM EDT
For removal of all firearms restrictions.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 12:44:56 PM EDT
(Synopsis: woman finds fruit. Woman and man eat of it. Angel comes and tells then that they have done wrong; man knocks it down with a rock, woman takes its sword, they chase it out of the garden. The Creator appears.) The Creator raised His hand and pointed at the man, who steeled himself for a blast that did not come. Instead, in a solemn voice, like retreating thunder, the Creator said, "You have broken My law and struck down My servant, and you show no remorse. Will you kneel before Me and beg forgiveness?" "No. I have done no wrong." "I can destroy you." "Then destroy me, and make a creature that will crawl before You," the man said. "And a new companion for him," said the woman. She came to the man's side and placed her hand tight in his. The wind fell, and the storm passed, and for a moment all was still. Side by side, the man and the woman awaited their doom. "At last!" the Creator cries into the silence. "At last!" He cried again, and the darkness lifted. A joyous light shone forth from His countenance and illumined all around the man and woman and embraced them. "Over and over, on worlds beyond numbering, I have created you. On every world I put you to a test. And of all who take the test, none has yet had the courage to accept the consequences. Eat the fruit, and you can become as I. They could not bear this. When I faced them, they crawled before Me, and cringed, and whimpered for mercy. I demanded guilt and shame, and they gave it to Me, and they live in thrall to it forever. But you gave Me courage." He stepped closer, and held out His arms. They came to Him, and he enfolded them in light and pressed them to Him. "On a million million worlds I have slaves and worshipers," He said softly. "But here, at last, I have My children.""
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 12:59:36 PM EDT
I don't beg - not for anything!
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:25:08 PM EDT
I would plead for the life(or lives) of family or friends. Other than that, I don't beg. Course, I've never been in a position to beg for something that anyone(at least to my mind) would ever beg for. Pride might take a backseat if I had a knife to my throat or a gun to my head.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:27:46 PM EDT
The lives of family and close friends.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:35:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: (Synopsis: woman finds fruit... blaa, blaa, blaa...
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I think you've found that bucket of propwash. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:43:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ogre_4070: I don't beg - not for anything!
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Yes. If anyone forces me to beg for anything, they will be watching their backs later if I can help it. I will beg for the lives of others though.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:43:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bobwrench: I beg for sex everynight. No it does not work. Bobwrench
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An hour of begging for it does not constitute "Foreplay" [lol]
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:48:52 PM EDT
I my beg your pardon from time to time. But, that is it. -HS
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 2:18:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: (Synopsis: woman finds fruit... blaa, blaa, blaa...
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I think you've found that bucket of propwash. [:D]
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No kidding!!! That was a good one!
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 2:41:08 PM EDT
I would beg for the lives of my wife and children and family. The same ones that I would die for.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 2:44:35 PM EDT
I am not so proud as to say I won't beg. If I somehow end up homeless and can't afford food, yes, I'd be willing to beg for it or for change so I could buy some $0.10 ramen noodles or a bag of potatoes. Probably would for other stuff, too. Depends on the situation.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 2:46:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 2:47:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cold_Warrior: Assault weapons in CA?
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Sounds good. I'm not going to beg for too long, though.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 2:51:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MisterSkippy: I'd beg for my life if I thought it would work. Then I would spend the rest of my life figuring out how Mr. Ka-Bar and I could meet up with the individual who made me beg.
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Exaclty. The same goes for loved ones. I would beg for them, but only until whoever is making me beg turns their back to me...
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 2:56:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: I would beg that cyanide comes to his senses before it is too late.
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Ok boss, I am being mellow.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 3:04:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By IAU149: Yes, for more meaningful polls. Just kidding ... Yes, but only for sex from the wifey. Hey, I've been married for ten years. It ain't like it used to be.
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It's been 10 yrs. for us too. I could give it to her 10 times a day and she'd want to know why it wasn't 11.[:o] Be careful what ya wish for, ya just might get it[:D] Back to the subject of the thread...I would "beg" for the life of my wife and kids but as soon as I had the chance..........dirt nap time for the asshole that makes me beg.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 3:10:30 PM EDT
I chose job. After 4 months with no job, I did every thing but grovel when I interviewed for the job I now have, & yes I am extremely thankfull I got to go back to work. Life with bills, & no "IN"come really sucks big time. Thank you God of Heaven, & Earth for my job!
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 3:10:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 3:11:42 PM EDT
Raisin spice cake. I beg for Raisin spice cake.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 3:27:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By cyanide:
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: I would beg that cyanide comes to his senses before it is too late.
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Ok boss, I am being mellow.
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If this thread has even the remotest link to, oh say, another thread in the Team forum, I would view "mellow" as a wise thing to become. "Mellow" as in "let it go." (Words to live by.)
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Ok boss, it is dropped !
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 6:30:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ogre_4070: I don't beg - not for anything!
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I have one of these, you have one of those. With one of those, you can get as many of one of these as you want. You don't have to beg.[;D]
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 6:47:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By piccolo:
Originally Posted By Ogre_4070: I don't beg - not for anything!
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I have one of these, you have one of those. With one of those, you can get as many of one of these as you want. You don't have to beg.[;D]
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[lolabove] That is the truth!
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 6:48:20 PM EDT
My dog learned how to beg by watching me in the bedroom.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 6:56:29 PM EDT
I would definetly beg for my life, but not for anything else. I'm sure not gonna beg for sex ESPECIALLY from my wife. I'll go somewhere else for the booty before I beg for it, AND I'll tell her so. I played that game once, NEVER do it again. There are way to many women out there hornier than even I am to beg for the booty.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 7:31:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By piccolo:
Originally Posted By Ogre_4070: I don't beg - not for anything!
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I have one of these, you have one of those. With one of those, you can get as many of one of these as you want. You don't have to beg.[;D]
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Funny how that works, isn't it? But I think it may be considered bargaining [;)].
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 7:41:28 PM EDT
I'm not sure I would beg. Even for my life. Is pride considered one of the cardinal sins? [?] If so, I'm fucked. [;)]
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