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Posted: 11/22/2003 8:39:25 PM EDT
Just curious as to what the best saying that you have seen on a t-shirt. My all time favorite has to be:

"Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing"
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Link Posted: 11/22/2003 8:44:11 PM EDT
I had a shirt with the trix rabbit on it, but he said, "Silly F@ggots, D!cks are for chicks!" You had to really look to notice the slogan wasn't right.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 8:47:55 PM EDT
The skeletons screwing in several posistions is one of my favorites.
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A picture of an untwisted coathanger with "Pro-coathanger" printed on it. Guaranteed to offend EVERYONE.
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The one I wished I had bought had a picture of a fantasy warrior, covered in blood, holding a huge battle axe, and standing on a mountain of skulls. Underneath it it said : "OK, no more mister nice guy".
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:02:39 PM EDT
"Kill 'em all! Let Allah sort 'em out!"
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Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:10:33 PM EDT
http://www.ebaynham.com/Merchant2/tops0.html

Browse around there some. I'd like to get a few off of it.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:12:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Saw one once.

Adolf Hitler World Tour 1939-1945:

Austria
Chechoslovakia
PolandFrance
Africa
Greece
YugoslaviaRussia



Hehe - that one rocks. i remember seeing that one years ago.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:24:44 PM EDT
I saw a picture in Easy Rider magazine of this old biker with a huge beard, do rag, tattoos, a beer in his hand, and a shirt that said

"IF GOD HADN'T MEANT PUSSY TO BE EATEN
HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT LOOK LIKE A TACO."

It had a little picture of a taco. Funny shit.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:34:33 PM EDT

SteyrAUG
11/23/2003 1:03:48 AM

Saw one once.

Adolf Hitler World Tour 1939-1945:

Austria
Chechoslovakia
PolandFrance
Africa
Greece
YugoslaviaRussia



Man, I gotta find that one.




Cypher214
11/23/2003 1:24:44 AM

I saw a picture in Easy Rider magazine of this old biker with a huge beard, do rag, tattoos, a beer in his hand, and a shirt that said

"IF GOD HADN'T MEANT PUSSY TO BE EATEN
HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT LOOK LIKE A TACO."

It had a little picture of a taco. Funny shit.



That's some funny shit. Gotta have that one too.

Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:35:05 PM EDT
my pre-ban t-shirt

Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:54:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
www.danielfaulkner.com/Graphics/TshirtBack.jpg



I actually would consider buying one of those. Man...I really don't want to bite off more than I can chew, though...being on a college campus. Maybe the black t-shirt...
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Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:07:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
home.comcast.net/~leelaw/bombtech.jpg



I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:12:30 PM EDT
In my closet:
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:12:59 PM EDT
Made in America by dumb lazy Americans

pic of nuke explosion here


Tested in Japan
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:14:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar10er:
Made in America by dumb lazy Americans

pic of nuke explosion here


Tested in Japan



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[Last Edit: 11/22/2003 10:17:23 PM EDT by Cato556]
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:22:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
I saw a picture in Easy Rider magazine of this old biker with a huge beard, do rag, tattoos, a beer in his hand, and a shirt that said

"IF GOD HADN'T MEANT PUSSY TO BE EATEN
HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT LOOK LIKE A TACO."

It had a little picture of a taco. Funny shit.



www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/Shirtpages/taco.html
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:36:52 PM EDT
from the olds SOF days:

death rides a pale horse

be a man among men, rhodesian army
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:45:00 PM EDT
T shirt for babies that says...

"I'm proof my mom likes to fuck!"
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:45:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:
I actually would consider buying one of those. Man...I really don't want to bite off more than I can chew, though...being on a college campus. Maybe the black t-shirt...


I've gotten some interesting reactions while wearing it.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:49:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/22/2003 10:53:07 PM EDT by RiffRandall]
One of my fav shirts is my Christmas shirt my mom had made for me one year. Dark green with

Merry
fucking
Christmas

embroidered on it.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 3:14:34 AM EDT
One in my closet...
Don't Fear the Night..Fear What Hunts at Night
with a pic of a Spec Ops on one knee with night vision gear and a Stier
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 3:26:53 AM EDT
It's a tie between:

Four wheelers eat more bush

&

Mustache rides 5¢
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 3:30:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Saw one once.

Adolf Hitler World Tour 1939-1945:

Austria
Chechoslovakia
PolandFrance
Africa
Greece
YugoslaviaRussia



Hehe - that one rocks. i remember seeing that one years ago.


That was about 50 years ago and it did rock!
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 3:35:41 AM EDT
marker.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 3:39:18 AM EDT
The funniest one I've seen was worn by a biker on his Harley.

Printed on the back of the shirt:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 3:40:23 AM EDT
Only in XXXlarge

Vote for gun control
I want to be a king
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 4:16:22 AM EDT
I was walking through a grocery store when I see a woman coming towards me. She's got 36 DDD's and she's wearing no bra--frozen food section. STRETCHED across those bad boys was a pink tight t-shirt that said, "YOU LOVE THIS." She was right!
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 4:37:17 AM EDT
"DAMM - Drunks against Madd Mothers"
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 4:46:38 AM EDT
The one that had my sig line. I wish I had bought it because I've never seen it since.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 4:57:39 AM EDT
Wong Brothers Dry Cleaning....
Two Wongs Can Make it White...
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 5:15:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/23/2003 5:16:40 AM EDT by dsr611]

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
The funniest one I've seen was worn by a biker on his Harley.

Printed on the back of the shirt:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."



Pretty sure all HD shops have them, but the local HD shop had the shirt you mentioned and then had one right beside it and on the back of the shirt was...
"I'M THE BITCH THAT FELL OFF"

Link Posted: 11/23/2003 6:12:11 AM EDT
I met a girl at the bar one time who was wearing a tank top that said "I Love Dick's" on it. By the end of the night we proved the T-shirt true...
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 6:39:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/27/2003 10:57:59 PM EDT by KEA]
A picture is worth a thousnad words sometimes; especially if the shirt is on the right person. Right now, a good old fashion sniper rifle does it for me...(will try to get picture only guys).

The site wasn't where you'd expect to find a sniper tee shirt but it (the shirt) wass worth the view!
www.solofamosas.com.ar/angelinajolie/images/img_00016.jpg
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 6:39:56 AM EDT
A Harley-Davidson t-shirt that was printed 20 years ago. It had a Barbie and a Ken doll on a toy Honda and it read, "I don't like plastic people and I don't ride plastic motorcycles either"

I wish I could find that one today!
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 6:43:37 AM EDT
KEA,
Your link has porn thumbnails at the top of the page.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 6:46:46 AM EDT
Never been there. Yhe picture was sent to me and I just copied the link from thre propertied panel rather than upload the picture. Should I just upload it and remove the link?
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 6:51:59 AM EDT
An American flag (breeze-blown wave style depiction), with the Milky Way in the Blue (union) portion.

The motto?

The stars and stripes...wherever

(In support of the US space program)
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