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Posted: 11/22/2003 7:29:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 7:30:45 PM EDT
Is the midget with the giant dork in it - or am I think about another disturbing movie I would rather not have seen?
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 7:39:21 PM EDT
What band of crisco did Al Pacino use in the movie "Cruising"?
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 7:40:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 7:43:34 PM EDT
I saw the US version on a major college campus back in the 80's.

I can't imagine that ever happening now. It was the first porn movie I ever saw and I was awestruck by it.

Now if I saw it again, I would probably be bored.

I do remember one girl standing up partway through the screening and yelling, "You are all sick!" and walking out.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:00:25 PM EDT
I've never heard anything good about Caligua from anyone whose seen it, so I never bothered to rent it.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:03:59 PM EDT
This is why I prefer my porn less intellectual

Luck
Alac
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:09:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:09:53 PM EDT
That's a crappy movie.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:15:21 PM EDT
What's it about?
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:17:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Corporal_Chaos:
What's it about?



Gay midgets with big dorks...
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:25:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:40:02 PM EDT
What a minute, he was the perverted Roman emperor wasn't he? That explains the homosexuality, but why gay midgets with giant pricks? I thought the Romans were into perfect bodies and shit?
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:42:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:01:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Corporal_Chaos:
What a minute, he was the perverted Roman emperor wasn't he? That explains the homosexuality, but why gay midgets with giant pricks? I thought the Romans were into perfect bodies and shit?



The Romans had a very ritualized, predefined value system. For those who never took Latin, I provide this partial translation of the "Appian Table of Sexual Value," engraved on the order of the Emperor Flavius in 80 AD, to help explain the Roman interest in big-dicked midgets.

midget -6

gay midget -4

midget w/big dick -2

midget w/big dick &
convertible chariot 0

midget w/big dick,
convertible chariot, &
suntan 2

regular guy 4

regular guy w/big dick 6

Regular guy w/big dick
& movie contract 8

[engraving fades]
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 10:34:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
This movie is the most masochistic thing I've ever done to myself.



You should round out your night with "Pink Flamingos".
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 6:02:19 AM EDT
This topic is gay with or without pictures...
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 6:13:34 AM EDT
I thought the girls'"sexersise bike"self pedaling,feather,tickler,was.....innovative.Midgets with big dicks?The Howard Stern Show?
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 9:31:53 AM EDT
Still remember seeing it on the big screen. My companion was a young, very attractive, Lesbian. She got extremely horny, and said she was going to call one of her girl friends to come to her place as soon as she got home

I just thought the whole flick was a hoot, including my companion's reaction.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 10:02:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DoomPatrol:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
This movie is the most masochistic thing I've ever done to myself.



You should round out your night with "Pink Flamingos".



Ha, that's what I was going to say. You are never the same after watching that movie.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 10:11:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Corporal_Chaos:
What a minute, he was the perverted Roman emperor wasn't he? That explains the homosexuality, but why gay midgets with giant pricks? I thought the Romans were into perfect bodies and shit?



Most, if not all, of the Roman emperors were perverted by today's standards. Read "The Twelve Caesars" by Suetonius if you truly want to be grossed out. They make Jacko look like a saint.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 10:22:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Two girls doing it, boobies, more boobies, AHHHHH! guy jacking off, back to boobies, guy doing girl, guy doing girl real hard, boobies, AHHHH RUN GAY BLOWJOB!....man this just ain't funny.

I'm a little bit traumatized.



Or threatened.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 10:29:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
This topic is gay with or without pictures...



You've got that right.


Link Posted: 11/23/2003 11:52:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 4:09:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ratters:

Originally Posted By DoomPatrol:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
This movie is the most masochistic thing I've ever done to myself.



You should round out your night with "Pink Flamingos".



Ha, that's what I was going to say. You are never the same after watching that movie.



The way that bitch Divine marinades her steak made me REALLY sick.
Link Posted: 11/23/2003 4:26:19 PM EDT
Steyr, then just NEVER EVER rent Irreversible...

Good (but strange and EXTREMELY VIOLENT) french movie, but with an opening scene of 20-30 mins inside a gay SM club....

NsB
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 12:12:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By deimos: Steyr, then just NEVER EVER rent Irreversible... Good (but strange and EXTREMELY VIOLENT) french movie, but with an opening scene of 20-30 mins inside a gay SM club.... [puke] NsB
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Never rent "Crash" either about the people obsessed with car crashes, pretty blatant also.
Link Posted: 11/24/2003 1:15:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By shamayim: Still remember seeing it on the big screen. My companion was a young, very attractive, Lesbian. She got extremely horny, and said she was going to call one of her girl friends to come to her place as soon as she got home[:D] I just thought the whole flick was a hoot, including my companion's reaction.
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dude,,,, you totally blew that Opportunity.
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