Watching Caligula, The International Version...Big Mistake...

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Watching Caligula, The International Version...Big Mistake...

Posted: 11/22/2003 7:29:06 PM EDT

Ok I saw Caligula, the US release X rated version years ago. It was like a 'almost' soft core porn movie that had a big budget and tried to be a real movie.

And it had 'parts' in it that made me wish I hadn't seen them such as 'suggested' homosexual depictions etc.

Well I'm watching the complete International version and there are LOTS of parts not in the US release.

This stuff is no longer suggested depictions, this has gay porn shit.

Now true, there is a lot of stuff that wasn't in the US release that is kinda cool. The general decadence shown is much more explicit.

But it is like a cruel joke.

Two girls doing it, boobies, more boobies, AHHHHH! guy jacking off, back to boobies, guy doing girl, guy doing girl real hard, boobies, AHHHH RUN GAY BLOWJOB!....man this just ain't funny.

I'm a little bit traumatized.

Posted: 11/22/2003 7:30:45 PM EDT

[#1]

Is the midget with the giant dork in it - or am I think about another disturbing movie I would rather not have seen?

Posted: 11/22/2003 7:39:21 PM EDT

[#2]

What band of crisco did Al Pacino use in the movie "Cruising"?

Posted: 11/22/2003 7:40:59 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Is the midget with the giant dork in it - or am I think about another disturbing movie I would rather not have seen?

Man that shit probably is in there someplace. I'm trying to watch it with a general blured vision ready to focus on boobies but also ready to zoom out at a moments notice.

This movie is the most masochistic thing I've ever done to myself.

Posted: 11/22/2003 7:43:34 PM EDT

[#4]

I saw the US version on a major college campus back in the 80's.

I can't imagine that ever happening now. It was the first porn movie I ever saw and I was awestruck by it.

Now if I saw it again, I would probably be bored.

I do remember one girl standing up partway through the screening and yelling, "You are all sick!" and walking out.

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:00:25 PM EDT

[#5]

I've never heard anything good about Caligua from anyone whose seen it, so I never bothered to rent it.

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:03:59 PM EDT

[#6]

This is why I prefer my porn less intellectual

Luck
Alac

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:09:53 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I've never heard anything good about Caligua from anyone whose seen it, so I never bothered to rent it.

In a lot of ways it's a really cool movie. Just get the US version.

Doesn't measure up to the hype, but worth seeing.

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:09:53 PM EDT

[#8]

That's a crappy movie.

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:15:21 PM EDT

[#9]

What's it about?

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:17:52 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
What's it about?

Gay midgets with big dorks...

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:25:07 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
What's it about?

It's about Caligula.

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:40:02 PM EDT

[#12]

What a minute, he was the perverted Roman emperor wasn't he? That explains the homosexuality, but why gay midgets with giant pricks? I thought the Romans were into perfect bodies and shit?

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:42:07 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 11/22/2003 10:01:56 PM EDT

[#14]

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What a minute, he was the perverted Roman emperor wasn't he? That explains the homosexuality, but why gay midgets with giant pricks? I thought the Romans were into perfect bodies and shit?

The Romans had a very ritualized, predefined value system. For those who never took Latin, I provide this partial translation of the "Appian Table of Sexual Value," engraved on the order of the Emperor Flavius in 80 AD, to help explain the Roman interest in big-dicked midgets.

midget -6

gay midget -4

midget w/big dick -2

midget w/big dick &
convertible chariot 0

midget w/big dick,
convertible chariot, &
suntan 2

regular guy 4

regular guy w/big dick 6

Regular guy w/big dick
& movie contract 8

[engraving fades]

Posted: 11/22/2003 10:34:55 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
This movie is the most masochistic thing I've ever done to myself.

You should round out your night with "Pink Flamingos".

Posted: 11/23/2003 6:02:19 AM EDT

[#16]

This topic is gay with or without pictures...

Posted: 11/23/2003 6:13:34 AM EDT

[#17]

I thought the girls'"sexersise bike"self pedaling,feather,tickler,was.....innovative.Midgets with big dicks?The Howard Stern Show?

Posted: 11/23/2003 9:31:53 AM EDT

[#18]

Still remember seeing it on the big screen. My companion was a young, very attractive, Lesbian. She got extremely horny, and said she was going to call one of her girl friends to come to her place as soon as she got home

I just thought the whole flick was a hoot, including my companion's reaction.

Posted: 11/23/2003 10:02:11 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Quoted:
This movie is the most masochistic thing I've ever done to myself.

You should round out your night with "Pink Flamingos".

Ha, that's what I was going to say. You are never the same after watching that movie.

Posted: 11/23/2003 10:11:39 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
What a minute, he was the perverted Roman emperor wasn't he? That explains the homosexuality, but why gay midgets with giant pricks? I thought the Romans were into perfect bodies and shit?

Most, if not all, of the Roman emperors were perverted by today's standards. Read "The Twelve Caesars" by Suetonius if you truly want to be grossed out. They make Jacko look like a saint.

Posted: 11/23/2003 10:22:29 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Two girls doing it, boobies, more boobies, AHHHHH! guy jacking off, back to boobies, guy doing girl, guy doing girl real hard, boobies, AHHHH RUN GAY BLOWJOB!....man this just ain't funny.

I'm a little bit traumatized.

Or threatened.

Posted: 11/23/2003 10:29:52 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
This topic is gay with or without pictures...

You've got that right.

Posted: 11/23/2003 11:52:28 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Two girls doing it, boobies, more boobies, AHHHHH! guy jacking off, back to boobies, guy doing girl, guy doing girl real hard, boobies, AHHHH RUN GAY BLOWJOB!....man this just ain't funny.

I'm a little bit traumatized.

Or threatened.

LOL. Everyones a closet fag right?

All racists secretly wish they were black right?

Ya know what I really hate liver, but now that I think about it....maybe I really just like it so much that I cannot come to terms with how much I actually like liver.

Posted: 11/23/2003 4:09:02 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
This movie is the most masochistic thing I've ever done to myself.

You should round out your night with "Pink Flamingos".

Ha, that's what I was going to say. You are never the same after watching that movie.

The way that bitch Divine marinades her steak made me REALLY sick.

Posted: 11/23/2003 4:26:19 PM EDT

[#25]

Steyr, then just NEVER EVER rent Irreversible...

Good (but strange and EXTREMELY VIOLENT) french movie, but with an opening scene of 20-30 mins inside a gay SM club....

NsB

Posted: 11/24/2003 12:12:03 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Steyr, then just NEVER EVER rent Irreversible...

Good (but strange and EXTREMELY VIOLENT) french movie, but with an opening scene of 20-30 mins inside a gay SM club.... [puke]

NsB

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Never rent "Crash" either about the people obsessed with car crashes, pretty blatant also.

Posted: 11/24/2003 1:15:34 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Still remember seeing it on the big screen. My companion was a young, very attractive, Lesbian. She got extremely horny, and said she was going to call one of her girl friends to come to her place as soon as she got home[:D]

I just thought the whole flick was a hoot, including my companion's reaction.

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dude,,,, you totally blew that Opportunity.

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