I got this joke in my e-mail today,  thought you guys might like it.  I know I did....




>>An airplane was about to crash; there were 5
>>passengers on board,
>>but only  4 parachutes.
>>The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best
>>NBA
>>basketball  player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford
>>to die."
>>So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
>>The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the
>>wife of the former
>>  U.S. President, a NY State Senator, and a potential
>>future president.
>>And I am the smartest woman in American history, so
>>America's people don't want me to die".
>>And she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
>>The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the
>>president of the United
>>States of America. I have great responsibility being
>>the leader of a
>>superpower nation.."
>>So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
>>The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th
>>passenger, a 10 year old
>>schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many
>>years left, and as a
>>Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have
>>the last parachute."
>>The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left
>>for you. America's
>>smartest woman took my schoolbag."

Now, THAT'S reality television that I would pay to watch!!

But when she did hit, we'd have one helluva' biohazard contamination, and innocent people dyin' just wouldn't be right.

lol

That joke is so old it's on crutches - I remember hearing it about Nixon, or Charles de Gaulle.

Still damn funny, though!