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Posted: 11/21/2003 9:36:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/21/2003 9:43:23 AM EDT by rugerman1022]
people.fix.no/pudding/burton/kennedy/theories.html
My favorite is the "Kennedy commited suicide" theory
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:39:41 AM EDT
The penguin on the icy knoll.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:47:44 AM EDT
I thought it was suicide.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:56:22 AM EDT
George W Bush must have had something to do with it. Hell, ask the libs, it's his fault when anything happens.....
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 10:01:43 AM EDT
Elvis did it so he wouldn't get invited to sing at the White House.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 3:51:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Elvis did it so he wouldn't get invited to sing at the White House.


Almost.
I think Marylyn Monroe hired Elvis to shoot JFK. They are now living somewhere in or around Area 51.
After all, how many people still believe Elvis is still alive?
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:47:15 PM EDT
It was Rain Man and Forest Gump

This is a waste of bandwidth...
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 6:00:31 PM EDT
That Oswald acted alone...boy, what a hoot THAT one is!
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 6:03:46 PM EDT
A tiger got him.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 6:15:25 PM EDT
The Butler.
In the study.
With the candle stick holder.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 6:17:31 PM EDT
Arock did it. Because Kennedy had said "Fuck you Arock" before anybody else did.


CJ
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 6:21:52 PM EDT
Governor Conallys wife did it with a silenced Beretta. She worked for Castro.

Jackie did it because she was tired of JFKs fooling around.

Nixon did it because he was pissed about losing the election.

A Dallas English teacher did it because he was tired of the Kennedys subsituting h's for r's.

Jack Ruby did it. For the dancers.

Zapruder did it with a gun disguised as a movie camera.

None of these are as ridiculous as the idea that Oswald acted alone. Sure, he shot Kennedy and was no doubt encouraged to do it. He was a known whacko roaming Texas streets passing out phamplets for a communist dictator. He was recruited and a back up shooter was there to make sure of the job. Like the man said in Die Hard, if you steal 600 million dollars they WILL find you. (unless they're sure you're dead.) If you kill the president, they WILL find you unless they're sure you're dead.



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