Asking Santa for 3 hookers

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Asking Santa for 3 hookers

Posted: 11/20/2003 5:17:11 PM EDT

Ho, ho, ho.

Posted: 11/20/2003 5:22:29 PM EDT

[#1]

That is a smart move asking for three. That way if he only brings you one it's still a great Christmas!

Posted: 11/20/2003 5:23:15 PM EDT

[#2]

I'll be wearing my mistletoe belt buckle again this year

Posted: 11/20/2003 5:26:29 PM EDT

[#3]

I just spoke with Santa and he said that he isnt sending you any 3 hookers until you return the three underage midget boys you asked for last year.

Also, said your cookies and milk sucked!

Posted: 11/20/2003 5:34:01 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I just spoke with Santa and he said that he isnt sending you any 3 hookers until you return the three underage midget boys you asked for last year.

Santa screwed up.

He wasn't asking a Whacko to return the 3 boys.

He was asking Jacko.

Posted: 11/20/2003 5:49:54 PM EDT

[#5]

Hell, be a Muslim and ask for 72. Virgins, of course, with fresh breath.

Posted: 11/20/2003 6:07:00 PM EDT

[#6]

It sucks to be Santa. He only comes once a year.

Posted: 11/20/2003 6:16:37 PM EDT

[#7]

Well I just got back from the Piccolo Snare. It was fuck a hooker for free night.

Posted: 11/20/2003 6:54:53 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
It sucks to be Santa. He only comes once a year.

Yeah. And that's down a chimney.

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