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Posted: 11/20/2003 8:44:10 AM EDT

www.geocities.com/averagebrunette

(hope this doesn't violate any board code)

Really wish there was something I could do about this...

Thoughts?

--LS
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:48:10 AM EDT
what exactly do you want to "do about it"?
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:49:01 AM EDT
is this work-safe?
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:49:15 AM EDT
? Hit it?
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:50:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By QuietShootr:
is this work-safe?



definately
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:50:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By longshot_va:

www.geocities.com/averagebrunette

(hope this doesn't violate any board code)

Really wish there was something I could do about this...

Thoughts?

--LS



???? if she's single hit it. If shes not single but not married and she's dating an ass, Hit it. when in doubt, hit it.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:51:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:52:39 AM EDT

Sorry, this site is temporarily unavailable!
The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer.


Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:53:27 AM EDT
temporarily unavailable.



-HS
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:57:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2003 9:00:22 AM EDT by BigDozer66]
Well whoever has already seen it and saved it needs to email it to the rest of us![<|:d>]

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:57:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2003 10:00:59 AM EDT by ZRH]
You bandwith killed it!
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:58:19 AM EDT
It would appear that it's been hit too many times today!
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 8:59:08 AM EDT
Linky No WOrky,. site unavailable.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:03:04 AM EDT
?
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:03:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:06:47 AM EDT
I would like to get on the me-too e-mail list.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:15:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2003 9:16:18 AM EDT by deimos]




There you go!

I won't it it btw...

NsB
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:16:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2003 9:17:38 AM EDT by Strazz]
I have no idea what she looks like, but I'll take your word for it. Hit it!

Edited to add: Yup, hit it.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:17:49 AM EDT
site unavailable
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:18:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:
Someone probably has it in their cache or temp internet files or something like that.



Shucks, I haven't even seen the pic yet, but if she's got 2 tits and no visible penis I'd be willing to bet that at least someone HERE has already saved it to his desktop and soiled his keyboard numerous times...


Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:22:33 AM EDT
You wanted us to see that!

Dont waste my time...
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:34:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ZRH:
You wanted us to see that!

Dont waste my time...



Give the man a break, he proably thought he was posting here www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=215076











NsB

Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:36:17 AM EDT
Looks like someone else already hit it.
Might as well hit it too.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:40:57 AM EDT
No no no...

The problem is, its not really a girl.

And it makes me king of want to

--LS

Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:49:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By longshot_va:
No no no...

The problem is, its not really a girl.

And it makes me king of want to

--LS








NsB
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:52:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By longshot_va:
No no no...

The problem is, its not really a girl.

And it makes me king of want to

--LS





WHAAAAT???????.....You mean this is a HE?




Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:54:31 AM EDT
Uhh, that's a man, man.

Remember, if there's an Adam's apple, it's a man. No need to turn it upside down like a puppy to check the gender.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:55:39 AM EDT
YOU ALL GOT OWNED
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:56:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2003 10:09:16 AM EDT by ZRH]

Originally Posted By Strazz:
I have no idea what she looks like, but I'll take your word for it. Hit it!

Edited to add: Yup, hit it.




Originally Posted by Stoney-Point:
Looks like someone else already hit it.
Might as well hit it too.




Originally Posted by Photoman:
???? if she's single hit it. If shes not single but not married and she's dating an ass, Hit it. when in doubt, hit it.



[quoted for future embarrasment]

Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:58:05 AM EDT
Yup.

Its a guy/gurl.

--LS
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:58:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:

I won't it it btw...

NsB




I didn't


NsB
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:04:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AR_Rifle:

Originally Posted By longshot_va:
No no no...

The problem is, its not really a girl.

And it makes me king of want to

--LS





WHAAAAT???????.....You mean this is a HE?

cablemodem.fibertel.com.ar/nsbenitez1/jas1.jpg



Is THAT the female in question? I don't think it is even flesh and blood. Looks like one of those computer generated chicks.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:07:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2003 10:08:33 AM EDT by dpmmn]

Originally Posted By ZRH:
YOU ALL GOT OWNED





I Didn't
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:13:16 AM EDT
So whose fucking kid is that?

Sounds almost like the "Cartman's Father" episode of Southpark.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:16:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
So whose fucking kid is that?



Hers. His... its... whichever.

Knocked up the 'ol girlfriend before deciding itself was a.... whateverthefuckyoucallit.


--LS
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:39:09 AM EDT
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!


NASTY!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:44:51 AM EDT
WTF-over!
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:05:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DPeacher:
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!


NASTY!!!!!



EXACTLY!

IT is frequently in the area I work in and it make me want to my lunch.

WTF can I do!?!?

HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
--LS
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:15:32 AM EDT
Well, I can say that I didn't fall for it. The hair, clothes and makeup can't hide his mannish features. Upon first glance, my first thought was, "Damn she's ugly, he must be really lonely to get worked up over that". I didn't want to be rude and come out and say it though. Then upon a second look, it was obviously a man.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:17:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2003 11:19:14 AM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]
Well, frankly, it was funny to joke about this, but I think you need to grow a set and let it go.

You walk around all sorts of folks with dicks in their drawers every day. They're called guys. Why the fuck should you care that this twinkie hides his dick behind a dress and makeup? The only reason this bothers you is that, well, at first glance one might think about hitting it (like, ahem, a few of our brethern).

I had a secretary one time with an Adam's apple the size of your fist. Like your co-worker, this one could "pass" (I often had to talk clients of mine down from asking the secretary out). As Autin Powers would say, "that's a MAN, baby..." But you know what, {s}he typed the fuck out of my dictation, {s}he kept my files more organized than any secretary before or after, and {s}he kept me on time to all my apointments. {S}he was a baddass at her job, and in that environment that's all that mattered. Unless you're planning on hitting it, why give two fucks that she's got the wrong equipment for the "gender" she's assigned herself. Does she do her job? If so, fucking live and let live man. Perhaps someday the creator will deal with whatever has been going on, but you're not god so quit acting like its in your job description to be worried about this.


JMHO
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:20:00 AM EDT
Whew! Luckily I got extermely confused about why this was any big deal before I could get to the "to hit or not to hit" decision making process.....it was the picture with the baby that kinda gave me that ol' spooky feeling....then longshot spilled the beans...it was close......


ALMOST OWNED
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:21:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
Well, frankly, it was funny to joke about this, but I think you need to grow a set and let it go.

You walk around all sorts of folks with dicks in their drawers every day. They're called guys. Why the fuck should you care that this twinkie hides his dick behind a dress and makeup? The only reason this bothers you is that, well, at first glance one might think about hitting it (like, ahem, a few of our brethern).

I had a secretary one time with an Adam's apple the size of your fist. Like your co-worker, this one could "pass" (I often had to talk clients of mine down from asking the secretary out). As Autin Powers would say, "that's a MAN, baby..." But you know what, {s}he typed the fuck out of my dictation, {s}he kept my files more organized than any secretary before or after, and {s}he kept me on time to all my apointments. {S}he was a baddass at her job, and in that environment that's all that mattered. Unless you're planning on hitting it, why give two fucks that she's got the wrong equipment for the "gender" she's assigned herself. Does she do her job? If so, fucking live and let live man. Perhaps someday the creator will deal with whatever has been going on, but you're not god so quit acting like its in your job description to be worried about this.


JMHO



So, are you saying you'd hit it?
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:23:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
Well, frankly, it was funny to joke about this, but I think you need to grow a set and let it go.

You walk around all sorts of folks with dicks in their drawers every day. They're called guys. Why the fuck should you care that this twinkie hides his dick behind a dress and makeup? The only reason this bothers you is that, well, at first glance one might think about hitting it (like, ahem, a few of our brethern).

I had a secretary one time with an Adam's apple the size of your fist. Like your co-worker, this one could "pass" (I often had to talk clients of mine down from asking the secretary out). As Autin Powers would say, "that's a MAN, baby..." But you know what, {s}he typed the fuck out of my dictation, {s}he kept my files more organized than any secretary before or after, and {s}he kept me on time to all my apointments. {S}he was a baddass at her job, and in that environment that's all that mattered. Unless you're planning on hitting it, why give two fucks that she's got the wrong equipment for the "gender" she's assigned herself. Does she do her job? If so, fucking live and let live man. Perhaps someday the creator will deal with whatever has been going on, but you're not god so quit acting like its in your job description to be worried about this.


JMHO



So, are you saying you'd hit it?



Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:24:18 AM EDT
I'm starting to think maybe you have a crush on it and now you're all confused....

CR
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:24:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:30:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
<snip>
[Y]ou're not god so quit acting like its in your job description to be worried about this.



Just added this to my quotes file.

Great one Gonzo!


BTW I wounldn't hit even before she was outted.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:33:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

...my dictation...



Oh, I see.

[jk]
--LS
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:34:07 AM EDT

So, are you saying you'd hit it?


'course not. But I sure as hell wouldn't get as wound up as longshot is.

I read one of his posts above asking for HHHHELLLPPP! whining like he was actually in physical jeopardy because there's a twinkie at his workplace.

I wanted get all Vito Corleone, if you know what I mean:


VITO CORLEONE:

You can act like a man!

(then, after slapping Johnny on the face)

What's the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that ah cries like a woman?

(then imitating Johnny, as Tom giggles)

What can I do?! What can I do?!

(then)

What is that nonsense? Ridiculous.


Link Posted: 11/20/2003 11:45:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
I wanted get all Vito Corleone, if you know what I mean:



OK Gonz,

I'm a wimp and an evil person because being in the same room as this thing makes me want to vomit.

Happy?

--LS
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 1:12:06 PM EDT
damn im going to get flamed.

i dont see why longshot is getting the grow up. i personally would find it strange to be exposed to this. i admit, if it does it's job effectivley, then it shouldnt be a big problem.

however, being naturally curious and always being one to speak before thinking, i would find myself in an uncomfortable position. i dont care if they dress up, i dont care about thier lifestyle, but the thought would be in my head, looking for answers. the thought might even take away from me working effectively.
it would get to a point to where i would just have to ask "WHY?"

i have to ask, what is the atmosphere at the workplace like?

does it wear short skirts where the junk falls out?

on a side note, i feel bad for the woman that had to endure the fact that she turned her man into a woman.

thats all from me
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 1:57:53 PM EDT
I agree with gonzo. WTF cares. I might have to suppress a chuckle, as I think it kind of silly for a man to dress as a woman, but to each his own.

Those of you who claim to be upset to the point of becoming physically ill need to leave the fallout shelter a wee bit more often...
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