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Posted: 11/18/2003 8:35:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2003 8:47:37 AM EDT by liberty86]
Breaking fox.
Neverland warrant execution going on now, reasons unknown...
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:37:53 AM EDT
pedophile stuff probably.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:39:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By liberty86:
Breaking fox.
Neverland warrant execution going on now, reasons unknown...




Reason unkown??

How about he is a child molestor that has paid his way out of trouble in the past????


HMMM, that could be it.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:42:54 AM EDT
How much more screwed up could this idiot possibly get?
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:43:13 AM EDT
if we ever needed janet reno to lead a raid, this is the time
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:44:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
if we ever needed janet reno to lead a raid, this is the time




It would never happen, he is technically a minority and probably doesn't believe in guns.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:46:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2003 8:47:18 AM EDT by deimos]
Probably some ugly and deformed white man that wants his face back...

NsB
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:47:13 AM EDT
Breaking: 12 year old boy has brought "allegations" against the freak....errrr jackson
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:49:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
Breaking: 12 year old boy has brought "allegations" against the freak....errrr jackson




12 huh??

Wow, he likes em a little older these days doesn't he?
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:54:30 AM EDT
You think he would have learned about 10 years ago when he had to give hush money to some kids families to keep them quiet!!!

I hate phedophiles with a passion, a loop of det-cord around his balls would be just the ticket!!!
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:54:42 AM EDT
NO!?
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:55:31 AM EDT
I wonder if his $$ will get him off again??
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:00:27 AM EDT
Report claims ambulance is present?

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103434,00.html
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:02:42 AM EDT
What's black and comes in little white cans?
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:04:41 AM EDT
Hey Michael, want some grape drink?


NOW IS THE TIME !!!!


You won't be someone's bitch in the bighouse !!


Go ahead, just one glass is all it'll take !!!
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:05:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
What's black and comes in little white cans?


Oh dang!
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:05:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2003 9:07:18 AM EDT by FLGreg]

Originally Posted By liberty86:
I wonder if his $$ will get him off again??



From what I hear, he doesn't have much left. I saw a segment on the BBC (of all places) when I was over in the UK last summer. Some guy got a judgment against Jackson for unpaid debts and seized some Jackson family storage vault. This guy was trying to sell the collection (costumes, sheet music, gold records, ect. from the Jackson 5 era). There was even talk of him selling off his rights to the Beatles songs.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:06:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
What's black and comes in little white cans?


that's....so.....wrong........
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:06:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
What's black and comes in little white cans?


Oh dang!




Yes, I'm sure you would be laughing if you were one of the little boys.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:07:14 AM EDT
If there's an Ambulance present they may be worried he offed himself. Geez. Thriller was like my favorite album for two weeks in the 1980s.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:14:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
Geez. Thriller was like my favorite album for two weeks in the 1980s.


that's sad
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:18:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
If there's an Ambulance present they may be worried he offed himself.



Perhaps he was found choking on a small bone.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:24:31 AM EDT
Ok he goes to jail, gets 3 hots and a cot and all the sex he can stand.

So how long before his rots off?

Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:24:47 AM EDT
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

WOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO!





Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:27:02 AM EDT
Michael Jackson Jokes
Q. Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
A. Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few
stories.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!

Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.

Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little
friends leaves?
A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.

Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe you’re in my son.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
A. Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!

Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song!

Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
A. One got burnt doing Pepsi, the other got burnt doing coke.

Q: What was the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor started?
A: The Ignited Negro College Fund!

Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?
A. Blowing his first nose.

Q. Who is the greatest person ever?
A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up
to become a rich white woman in Europe.

Q. What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A. "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"

Q. What did Lisa-Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he proposed?
A. "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing -- no kids!"

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
A. About two dress sizes.

Q. What was Michael Jackson thinking on his wedding night?
A. "Now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own."

Q. What were Lisa-Marie's newlywed complaints about Michael Jackson?
A1. He leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out.
A2. That battleaxe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over.
A3. She suspects he's using her to get to Elvis' bones.
A4. He touches her kids more than he touches her.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug
rehab?
A. You know, I feel like a new boy!

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.

Q. Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A. Boys 'R Us.

Q. Why is Michael Jackson so tough?
A. He can lick any kid on the block.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and
a female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
"Is Michael Jackson God?"

Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have
sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years
old.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more
allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make
him a priest.

Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
People get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:27:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By lvgunner777:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
What's black and comes in little white cans?


Oh dang!




Yes, I'm sure you would be laughing if you were one of the little boys.


You're right. I probably WOULDN'T be laughing if I was one of those little boys. However, I DO recognize a joke when I see it.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:27:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By liberty86:
I wonder if his $$ will get him off again??



Interesting choice of words...
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:28:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dolomite:


Perhaps he was found choking on a small bone.




What's black and comes in little white cans?



you guys are going to hell......



-HS
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:28:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dolomite:


Perhaps he was found choking on a small bone.




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:35:49 AM EDT
Rugerman,

You have waaaaay too much time on your hands. And now I have to copy all those down, damnit.

Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:45:30 AM EDT

Mark my words, one more generation and even pedophiliacs will be granted "civil rights" by tolerant judges.


20 years from now, half the country will support "adult-mentors" like this who'll be simply educating children to help guide them as they discover their own sexuality.


That's our future.

Link Posted: 11/18/2003 11:01:40 AM EDT
Is this country great or what ?

Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman ???
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 11:12:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 11:14:18 AM EDT
Hope he goes down this time. But probably will not happen.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 11:23:10 AM EDT
Maybe the search warrant's to find whatever Micheal took from this 12yo.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 11:35:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 11:38:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 11:41:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Maybe the search warrant's to find whatever Micheal took from this 12yo.




I don't think they will find a 12yo's virginity.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 11:57:57 AM EDT
Is it me, or does it seem that everyone related to Hollywood and fame is a pervert? Pee-Wee Herman, that dude who was the principal in Feris Bueller's Day Off, Roman Polanski, blah, blah. I agree with "The Maclellan", it seems that this crap is more accepted as time goes on. Sad.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 12:01:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 12:35:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Hope he goes down this time.



Michael or the boy?
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 12:38:39 PM EDT
Sad.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 1:01:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Mark my words, one more generation and even pedophiliacs will be granted "civil rights" by tolerant judges.


20 years from now, half the country will support "adult-mentors" like this who'll be simply educating children to help guide them as they discover their own sexuality.


That's our future.




Well said, particularly in light of all the pro-homo marrige legislation comming down the pike.


Originally posted by pighelmet:

Is it me, or does it seem that everyone related to Hollywood and fame is a pervert? Pee-Wee Herman, that dude who was the principal in Feris Bueller's Day Off, Roman Polanski, blah, blah. I agree with "The Maclellan", it seems that this crap is more accepted as time goes on. Sad.



IIRC, Roman Polanski had sex with an underage girl who deceived him about her age. The girl's mother was in on it, and did it for money (the plan was to sue him after he had sex with her daughter).

The LA prosecutor said he would push statutory rape charges against Polanski, so ol' Roman fled the country (to France).

Anyway, I wouldn't put Roman in the same freak catagory. Some of the underage girls out there are scary (as in, they can easily pass for mid-20s). Their mothers are scarier.


.

Link Posted: 11/18/2003 1:11:59 PM EDT
what a shame
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 3:26:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By A-nus:

Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Maybe the search warrant's to find whatever Micheal took from this 12yo.




I don't think they will find a 12yo's virginity.




You caught that one too eh??

I still don't get the "black & white, in cans"...
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:13:49 PM EDT
can = slang for ass
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:32:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2003 9:32:36 PM EDT by SNorman]

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
can = slang for ass



Ya, doncha remember the 7-UP commercial "Show us your cans".. people sent in pictures of their butts. Heh.

MAKE 7
UP YOURS!
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:46:35 PM EDT
The parents of the 12 year old should get the same penalty as Jackson for putting their child in harms way, but I'm sure he'll get away with it again.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 9:46:38 PM EDT
drudge is reporting an arrest warrant has been issued.....
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 10:24:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
can = slang for ass



I always heard "cans" used as slang for "titts".
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 10:30:44 PM EDT
What is wrong with him? Look at his whole life up to the 90s. He had girls crying and fainting over him like the Beatles. He could have so much pu**y it's unreal, and he chooses little boys? I'd kill myself.
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