Mission Accomplished: I've sold all my guns!!! - Page 2

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Posted: 11/19/2003 11:50:02 AM EDT

[#1]

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Me too.
I feel so much safer. When I ownded guns, they would call to me and demand I kill. Now that they are out, I watch O! and feel so much in tune with my peaceful side. I can't wait to get my CMP Garand so I can throw that in the lake, too. Really looking forward to it.
Guns are cool, but as soon as you hold them, you become a homicidal maniac.
Glad to see I am not the only one who realizes this.

How nice for you. I beat all my guns into plowshares.

I sure feel swell knowing the government is there to keep anyone who hasn't beat their guns into plowshares from making me plow for them.

Posted: 11/19/2003 11:59:26 AM EDT

[#2]

This is a great post whore thread

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:00:00 PM EDT

[#3]

Did I spell post whore correctly?

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:06:41 PM EDT

[#4]

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I'm going to go out on a limb here for all my ARFcom bretheren, & volenteer my services to ya'll. If you have guns that need to be destroyed or planted in the river, just IM me for my address, & I will do it for you. FREE! you just pay the shipping, & your troubles will all be a thing of the past. I mean this most sincerely, Searcher for Truth out

I'll be the glad to help others with their "destorying or planting" their guns...I'll even pay for shipping...

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:09:14 PM EDT

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Since you've sold all of your guns will you be joining PETA or Greenpeace next???

He'll probably join NAMBLA...

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:10:55 PM EDT

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Since you've sold all of your guns will you be joining PETA or Greenpeace next???

I am a member of million mom march.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm Sarah Brady....

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:22:07 PM EDT

[#7]

I had every gun I own strapped on me due to the ever increasing threat of terrorists in my 'hood, and I was using my homemade casting furnace in the backyard to cast some metal slabs to be used for reinforcements around my house foundation should we be attacked, when WHOOOOOSH, a gusty wind blew up, busted all the weapon slings, and damn it!! Every one of them landed in the crucible and were instantly reduced to slag.

Should I file an insurance report?

MournSword

Posted: 11/19/2003 4:37:11 PM EDT

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Well, all except the Red Ryder BB gun, but that belongs to my son. What a feeling of freedom!!!!

Looks like your son is the voice of reason.

Posted: 11/19/2003 4:48:09 PM EDT

[#9]

NsB

Posted: 11/19/2003 4:51:31 PM EDT

[#10]

I sold all my guns too. I feel much better now. Much safer.

Posted: 11/19/2003 5:00:04 PM EDT

[#11]

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I sold all my guns too. I feel much better now. Much safer.

It's true, it's true! And did you know that having a gun in the house means it's 43 times more likely to be used against you than against a burglar?? Or is it 22 times? Any gun will be wrestled from your hands by a criminal and turned on you- it happens to hundreds of people and cops everyday! Anyway- your gun is a threat to your loved ones- get rid of them all- now! You owe it to society!

Just repeat this mantra, and scream it out your window, fellow travelers:

"Guns are evil,
Guns are bad!
Tell your mom,
Turn in your dad!"

There. Now I feel safer...(whew)

Posted: 11/19/2003 5:03:09 PM EDT

[#12]

?

Posted: 11/19/2003 5:11:23 PM EDT

[#13]

I have TONS of guns.

When I'm scuba diving in local rivers and lakes, I keep finding more

Posted: 11/20/2003 4:32:05 AM EDT

[#14]

I sold all of my knives too. Well, at least the black, tactical ones anyway. Got to keep the family safe.

I kept all of my steak and butcher knives though. Getting rid of those would just be silly.

Posted: 11/21/2003 9:20:13 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm using the proceeds to start building my time machine!

Posted: 11/21/2003 9:24:55 PM EDT

[#16]

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I'm using the proceeds to start building my time machine!

Good luck. Will you let me use it once or twice? I need to fix a couple of things in my life.

Posted: 11/21/2003 9:32:20 PM EDT

[#17]

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Well, all except the Red Ryder BB gun, but that belongs to my son. What a feeling of freedom!!!!

So sorry to hear about your loss.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:09:57 PM EDT

[#18]

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I'm using the proceeds to start building my time machine!

Good luck. Will you let me use it once or twice? I need to fix a couple of things in my life.

SURE!

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:45:50 PM EDT

[#19]

good men getting rid of guns.

[jesse ventura] bunch of slack jawed faggots[/jesse ventura]

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:50:13 PM EDT

[#20]

Yeah, you better use that time machine to go back and buy your guns again!

Dumbass.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:51:59 PM EDT

[#21]

I'm so proud of you all, I guess this means we can start laying off BATF agents.

Posted: 11/21/2003 10:59:57 PM EDT

[#22]

My Dog ate all of my guns!

Posted: 11/22/2003 9:39:49 AM EDT

[#23]

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Did I spell post whore correctly?

de corekt euboniks speling shud b HO

please remember this for future use.

Posted: 11/22/2003 11:21:26 AM EDT

[#24]

Wow! What a coincedence I just traded all of my guns at the gunshow for a 10 year supply of beef jerky! I bet fineswine and Chump Schumer would be proud of me.

I`m not cold or dead yet....

Posted: 11/22/2003 10:19:19 PM EDT

[#25]

I'm not as stupid as my previous posts might lead you to believe. I did sell off all of my guns for reasons you'd understand were I to post them here. You ought to see whats sitting in my lap as I type this, I assure you it was worth every penny (and is 100% legal). If I was able to post a picture it would be clear to you all. I am one lucky bastard!

Posted: 11/22/2003 10:31:55 PM EDT

[#26]

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I'm not as stupid as my previous posts might lead you to believe. I did sell off all of my guns for reasons you'd understand were I to post them here. You ought to see whats sitting in my lap as I type this, I assure you it was worth every penny (and is 100% legal). If I was able to post a picture it would be clear to you all. I am one lucky bastard!

I'm guessing it's C&R full-auto, because that's all that's legal in Michigan. ???

Posted: 11/22/2003 10:33:28 PM EDT

[#27]

Whats in your lap? the deed/rights to a new country of your own?

Posted: 11/22/2003 11:14:34 PM EDT

[#28]

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I'm not as stupid as my previous posts might lead you to believe. I did sell off all of my guns for reasons you'd understand were I to post them here. You ought to see whats sitting in my lap as I type this, I assure you it was worth every penny (and is 100% legal). If I was able to post a picture it would be clear to you all. I am one lucky bastard!

What's her name?

Posted: 11/23/2003 12:21:43 AM EDT

[#29]

i gave all my guns to einnor1040's neighbor.

i hope that was ok

Posted: 11/23/2003 3:06:26 AM EDT

[#30]

troll

Posted: 11/23/2003 4:45:01 AM EDT

[#31]

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I'm not as stupid as my previous posts might lead you to believe. I did sell off all of my guns for reasons you'd understand were I to post them here. You ought to see whats sitting in my lap as I type this, I assure you it was worth every penny (and is 100% legal). If I was able to post a picture it would be clear to you all. I am one lucky bastard!

Since you won't give us any further clues, one can only guess you have an expensive hand-made muzzleloader in your lap or a male lover AKA boy toy or rent boy.

Smokepole or polesmoker? Hmmm.....