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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:00:44 PM EDT
Beginning of the fiscal year. Time to tell Tina and her creepy uncanny valley face and her spider-monkey fingers that we're not going to install her stupid MyTunes program. Stupid Tina.
Also - fuck this guy: 
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:04:50 PM EDT
[#1]
Ding Ding Ding! Cyber Security Training. Do I win the Internets for the afternoon!
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:06:32 PM EDT
[#2]
You forgot the dude trying to get you to listen to his mix tape.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:07:55 PM EDT
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Ding Ding Ding! Cyber Security Training. Do I win the Internets for the afternoon! 
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:08:50 PM EDT
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Shithead that steals your phone, sweep his leg and double tap his ass!
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:11:37 PM EDT
[#5]
You won't get the trophy but always choose to chase that phone stealing fuck down
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:13:13 PM EDT
[#6]
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You forgot the dude trying to get you to listen to his mix tape.
"Oh thanks for the mixtape on a CD-R, Gary. I forgot this was the year 2004. Let me go into the property room and see if I can scrounge up a fucking laptop that even has a CD drive in it..." |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:13:56 PM EDT
[#7]
just mute it, play it in the background while you surf arf and after each thread you read click on the answer.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:15:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You won't get the trophy but always choose to chase that phone stealing fuck down |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:16:12 PM EDT
[#9]
And 15 minutes after completing the training for the nth time:
- One user will open a random attachment from China and enable macros - Troy in Finance will act on an urgent request from the CEO's "hotmail address" to do a wire transfer - Some engineer will plug in a random USB drive he found at a bus station - Mark in Accounting will print everyone's salary out and leave it on the printer all afternoon - Someone in Marketing will log in to an Office365 logon screen hosted on an old 486 in Swaziland - 5 users will set their passwords to "Cowboys2018" |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:16:49 PM EDT
[#10]
At least she doent steal your phone like that a$$hole sailor
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:17:58 PM EDT
[#11]
lol, this made my day.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:18:12 PM EDT
[#12]
I know! Why can't I chase that loser down, and how do I still get kudos from IT after that theft?
I've taken it sometimes 3x a year, depending on assignment, so now won't settle for less than a perfect score. Sad. |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:18:39 PM EDT
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just mute it, play it in the background while you surf arf and after each thread you read click on the answer. The stupid crap in that training drives me nuts, yet idiot soldiers downrange STILL do stupid things. Like connecting their iPhones to charge on a SIPR machine. Apparently there is a wall with all sorts of phones nailed to the wall after having been confiscated for that particular offense. |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:19:56 PM EDT
[#14]
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Beginning of the fiscal year. Time to tell Tina and her creepy uncanny valley face and her spider-monkey fingers that we're not going to install her stupid MyTunes program. Stupid Tina. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiBO6DVVQAAlmuo.jpg Also - fuck this guy: https://memegenerator.net/img/images/15059297/cyber-awareness-challenge.jpg Hate that damn training 
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:20:52 PM EDT
[#15]
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And 15 minutes after completing the training for the nth time: - One user will open a random attachment from China and enable macros - Troy in Finance will act on an urgent request from the CEO's "hotmail address" to do a wire transfer - Some engineer will plug in a random USB drive he found at a bus station - Mark in Accounting will print everyone's salary out and leave it on the printer all afternoon - Someone in Marketing will log in to an Office365 logon screen hosted on an old 486 in Swaziland - 5 users will set their passwords to "Cowboys2018"  So true.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:21:34 PM EDT
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Just go to cs.signal.army.mil and take the test. I think it is still available there. The stupid crap in that training drives me nuts, yet idiot soldiers downrange STILL do stupid things. Like connecting their iPhones to charge on a SIPR machine. Apparently there is a wall with all sorts of phones nailed to the wall after having been confiscated for that particular offense. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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just mute it, play it in the background while you surf arf and after each thread you read click on the answer. The stupid crap in that training drives me nuts, yet idiot soldiers downrange STILL do stupid things. Like connecting their iPhones to charge on a SIPR machine. Apparently there is a wall with all sorts of phones nailed to the wall after having been confiscated for that particular offense. |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:22:57 PM EDT
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Hate that damn training Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Beginning of the fiscal year. Time to tell Tina and her creepy uncanny valley face and her spider-monkey fingers that we're not going to install her stupid MyTunes program. Stupid Tina. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiBO6DVVQAAlmuo.jpg Also - fuck this guy: https://memegenerator.net/img/images/15059297/cyber-awareness-challenge.jpg |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:23:25 PM EDT
[#18]
Sigh. Don't forget the bored IT guy that resets a password lockout without verifying the caller.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:26:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:29:23 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryI'm 98 percent certain that guy is in business attire in my version of the test - they must switch up the clothing depending on the target audience. |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:29:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:30:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Tina's a creepy stalker. You JUST met her and she's already creeping on your Facebook and following you to lunch? Friggin' weird.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:31:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You would have but someone just stole your work Blackberry from the table at the cafe while you're eating lunch. It's the same guy who steals your phone every year for like the last 8 years or so... 
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:32:18 PM EDT
[#24]
What training is that?
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:34:00 PM EDT
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What training is that? Big chunk of the .fed gov has to take it every year. It's lame. |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:35:44 PM EDT
[#26]
The fiscal year just started. This go getter attitude of yours is going to get you a demotion.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:40:27 PM EDT
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The fiscal year just started. This go getter attitude of yours is going to get you a demotion.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:43:49 PM EDT
[#28]
 Sponsored by USA - This game was made by the government... |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:52:23 PM EDT
[#29]
Haha, did mine last week. I get more cyber awareness training, than actual job training.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 2:52:25 PM EDT
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Tina's a creepy stalker. You JUST met her and she's already creeping on your Facebook and following you to lunch? Friggin' weird. Stupid leg-humper Tina!
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:01:16 PM EDT
[#31]
What out what u say during lunch!!!
Hate that crap. |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:04:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ding Ding Ding! Cyber Security Training. Do I win the Internets for the afternoon!
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:17:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:23:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Flash 10.3+: This course requires Flash plug-in version 10.3 or higher.
When making mandatory cyber security training, it's always best to have it rely on a heavily exploited plugin! |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:29:13 PM EDT
[#35]
Tina love you long time
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:32:40 PM EDT
[#36]
Meh I wait til December to do it
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:35:53 PM EDT
[#37]
I already did mine
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:36:18 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Flash 10.3+: This course requires Flash plug-in version 10.3 or higher.
When making mandatory cyber security training, it's always best to have it rely on a heavily exploited plugin! 
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:39:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Flash 10.3+: This course requires Flash plug-in version 10.3 or higher.
When making mandatory cyber security training, it's always best to have it rely on a heavily exploited plugin! |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:54:49 PM EDT
[#40]
Let me guess, the test was delivered on a USBdrive that you found on the ground outside the office? :)
Our place had to make a clarification to the "No Tailgating" rules for the doors, that its not ok to tackle someone tailgating, you just need to inform security. I really wish I was nearby to see the incident that sparked that clarification. :) |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:56:32 PM EDT
[#41]
At first, I thought what the fuck could this title be about. then I opened it. too funny. Fuck. I just realized i'm in a new period for training also. Gotta get my 80 hours.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 3:57:25 PM EDT
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You forgot the dude trying to get you to listen to his mix tape. https://i.postimg.cc/CBhKTD37/Screenshot-2018-10-15-11-08-10-2.png |
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Posted: 10/15/2018 4:51:52 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cyber Security Awareness training. Big chunk of the .fed gov has to take it every year. It's lame. 
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Posted: 10/15/2018 6:13:17 PM EDT
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I guess Hildawg, Huma and Cheryl never had to take that training.
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Cyber Security Awareness training. Big chunk of the .fed gov has to take it every year. It's lame.
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Posted: 10/15/2018 7:03:45 PM EDT
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I guess Hildawg, Huma and Cheryl never had to take that training.
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Cyber Security Awareness training. Big chunk of the .fed gov has to take it every year. It's lame.
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Posted: 10/16/2018 1:00:06 AM EDT
[#46]
What's above that guys right hand.
@bullet_sponge |
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Posted: 10/16/2018 8:23:14 AM EDT
[#47]
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What's above that guys right hand. @bullet_sponge Quote HistoryQuoted:
What's above that guys right hand. @bullet_sponge You talking about the vertical thingie with an ID card sticking out of it? CAC card / PIV card reader. It's what you use to logon to your computer / web apps and digitally sign documents and emails. Most .gov laptops just have the card reader built into the computer with a slot for the card in the side... |
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Posted: 10/16/2018 8:28:23 AM EDT
[#48]
Tina wants the cyber D
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Posted: 10/16/2018 8:32:37 AM EDT
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Tina wants the cyber D |
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Posted: 10/16/2018 8:46:29 AM EDT
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@sailsail You talking about the vertical thingie with an ID card sticking out of it? CAC card / PIV card reader. It's what you use to logon to your computer / web apps and digitally sign documents and emails. Most .gov laptops just have the card reader built into the computer with a slot for the card in the side... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What's above that guys right hand. @bullet_sponge You talking about the vertical thingie with an ID card sticking out of it? CAC card / PIV card reader. It's what you use to logon to your computer / web apps and digitally sign documents and emails. Most .gov laptops just have the card reader built into the computer with a slot for the card in the side... Never seen a desktop version. Thanks for the info. |
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