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Posted: 11/15/2003 9:48:59 PM EDT
Country song, funny as hell.

Lyrics something like..

"He's sleeping in my bed, petting my dogs head, rubadubbin in my tub...."

TIA
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 2:39:09 AM EDT
Sounds like it could be the lyrics to a perfect country song.
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 2:44:22 AM EDT
Marking this one. Now that song's stuck in my head and I cannont figure out who sings it. Thanks for nothing Valkyrie!
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 4:14:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BigJ491:
Marking this one. Now that song's stuck in my head and I cannont figure out who sings it. Thanks for nothing Valkyrie!



Me too!!!
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 4:21:05 AM EDT
Sang by a man? Fast song or slower?
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 4:54:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Sang by a man? Fast song or slower?



Sung by a man, medium tempo song. I have tried searching everywhere online that I know of and can't find anything on it.
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 4:56:32 AM EDT
Is it a newer song or an old song? Those lyrics aren't familiar to me.
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 5:33:36 AM EDT
Country??? Way to boring for me.

Link Posted: 11/16/2003 5:38:30 AM EDT
Yep, country is the most boring music type there is.

Sink The Bismark
Johnny Horton

-Written by Johnny Horton and Tilman Franks

In May of nineteen forty-one the war had just begun
The Germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns
The Bismark was the fastest ship that ever sailed the seas
On her deck were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees

Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship the Hood
And evry British seaman, he knew and understood
They had to sink the Bismark, the terror of the sea
Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees

We'll find that German battleship thats makin' such a fuss
We gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
Hit the decks a-runnin' boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismark we gotta cut her down

The Hood found the Bismark and on that fatal day
The Bismark started firin' fifteen miles away
We gotta sink the Bismark was the battle sound
But when the smoke had cleared away, the mighty Hood went down

For six long days and weary nights they tried to find her trail
Churchill told the people "Put ev'ry ship a-sail"
'Cause somewhere on that ocean I know she's gotta be
We gotta sink the Bismark to the bottom of the sea

We'll find that German battleship thats makin' such a fuss
We gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
Hit the decks a-runnin' boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismark we gotta cut her down

The fog was gone on the seventh day and they saw the mornin' sun
Ten hours away from homeland the Bismark made its' run
The admiral of the British fleet said "Turn those bows around"
We found that German battleship and we're gonna cut her down

The British guns were aimed and the shells were comin' fast
The first shell hit the Bismark, they knew she couldn't last
That mighty German battleship is just a memory
"Sink the Bismark" was the battle cry that shook the seven seas

We found that German battleship was makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the decks a-runnin' and we spun those guns around
Yeah, we found the mighty Bismark and then we cut her down

We found that German battleship was makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the decks a-runnin' and we spun those guns around
We found the mighty Bismark and then we cut her down.
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 5:40:47 AM EDT
How terribly boring.

In 1814 we took a little trip
along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin' on
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked down the river and we seen the British come.
And there must have been a hundred of'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
We stood by our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
on down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets til we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire til we seen their faces well.
then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave 'em..well.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
on down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
on down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our cannon til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind
and when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
on down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
they ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
on down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Hup 2, 3, 4. Sound off 3, 4.... Hup 2, 3, 4.
Sound off 3, 4.... Hup 2, 3, 4
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 5:52:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/16/2003 5:53:08 AM EDT by GunnyG]


Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue (The Angry American):
Toby Keith.

American girls and American guys, will always stand up and salute.
We'll always recognize, when we see ol' glory flying,
There's a lot of men dead,
So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our heads.
My daddy served in the army where he lost his right eye,
But he flew a flag out in our yard 'til the day that he died.
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me.
To grow up and live happy in the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love is fallin' under attack.
A mighty sucker-punch came flying in from somewhere in the back.
Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye,
Man, we lit up your world like the fourth of July.

Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.
And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell,
When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell.
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.
Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue.

Instrumental break.

Oh, justice will be served and the battle will rage:
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage.
An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A.
'Cos we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.

Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.
And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell,
When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell.
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.
Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue.

Oh, oh.
Of the red, white and blue.
Oh, hey, oh.
Of my Red, White and Blue.



courtesy of www.coquet-shack.com/Artists_named_K_L_M/AR_Keith.htm

Link Posted: 11/16/2003 6:14:28 AM EDT
GOOGLE SEARCH - Type in Song Lyrics. You'll find it!
Link Posted: 11/16/2003 8:09:30 AM EDT
1995

Ken Mellons


"Rub A Dubbin'"
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 1:27:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mcgrubbs:
1995

Ken Mellons


"Rub A Dubbin'"

He had the voice of a FREAK.
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