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Posted: 11/5/2003 7:50:19 PM EDT
"Things You Can Only Say During Thanksgiving"
1) Talk about a huge breast.
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) It's "Cool Whip" time!!
4) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!!
5) Whew!! that's one terrific spread!!!
6) I'm in the mood for a little "Dark Meat"!!
7) Are you ready for seconds yet??
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it??
9) Just wait until it's your turn, you'll get some!!
10) Don't play with your meat!!
11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!!
12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at
once??
13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!!
14) You still have a little bit on your chin and lips!!
15) How long will it take after you stick it in??
16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up!!
17) Wow!! I didn't think I could handle all of that!!
18) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!!
19) How long do I beat it before it's ready??
20) It's ready!! It's ready!!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO ALL OF YOU TURKEYS!!!
Link Posted: 11/5/2003 8:05:07 PM EDT
LOL, that is some funny shit..

Link Posted: 11/5/2003 8:07:14 PM EDT
A little too excited to wait until Thanksgiving, were we?

Funny list, make sure to repost it on Turkey Day so we have some polite dinner jokes!
Link Posted: 11/6/2003 5:42:42 AM EDT
Funny stuff.


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 11/6/2003 6:02:21 AM EDT
11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!!


Link Posted: 11/26/2003 7:55:27 PM EDT
btt for turkey day!
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 8:10:59 PM EDT
How did you ever miss and neglect the traditonally and historically omnipresent... 'YAAAA! TURKEY CUNT YAAAA YAAAA TURKEY CUNT! YAAAA YAAAA YAAAAAAAA HEY LADY, CUNT YAAAAA! TURKEY CUNTY CUNT YAAAAAAA! YAAAAAAAAAA!
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 8:13:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2003 8:13:52 PM EDT by cmjohnson]
I'm not going to love it. I am not a big fan of turkey, period. And I usually have TG day dinner with the family, and we normally have PRIME RIB, but this year some stupid SOB was handing out coupons for free turkeys, so tomorrow there'll be too much to eat and damned little that I actually WANT to eat. I wonder if McD's will be open tomorrow? Or a steak house? The family gathering is cool, but I'd rather eat a one ounce prime rib than all the turkey you can stuff into yourself. CJ
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 8:18:07 PM EDT
golden corral or a k&w maybe open. i prefer ham than turkey. my first thanksgiving here in N.C, my wife family had chop pork shoulder and i was pissed off.told them if they didn't have a ham i wasn't coming for christmas.
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