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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:17:11 PM EDT
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Just consume less dope and you wont think like a dope.
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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:18:27 PM EDT
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Hrmm, my strange uncle cut his big toe off while mowing the lawn. He had his entire lawn blacktopped. He also but the tue in a jar and called it Igor. Wierd cat, but, he was from Milwaukee.
Aviator PS, Can't believe this thread is stil alive.. |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:23:10 PM EDT
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Try Buying some Fiberglass knomes at Kmart,
put them in a paperbag, blow some of that pot you've been smoking into the bag. They'll come alive and you can train them to be your body guards. Should work in Theory |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:26:14 PM EDT
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WAY too much gnome... check out gnome adventures at [url]http://www.lawn-gnome.net/[/url]
Nuckles. |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:27:44 PM EDT
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It just hit me.. someone actually forked out cash to register that gnome domain. Geeze.
WAY WAY too much gnome. Nuckles. |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:46:22 PM EDT
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ALL YOUR PINK FLAMINGOS ARE BELONG TO US!!!
[img]http://members.aol.com/lawngnomenet/SLIDE2/pic4.jpg[/img] The Lawn Gnome |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:55:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: Thank your lucky stars its only lawn gnomes! It could be the dread Underwear Gnomes!!!! You ain't kidding! Did they ever figure out how to convert their stash into big profits? |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 3:24:50 PM EDT
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Lordtrader, JackAss, et al,
Know that I wield a heron-mark AR, and rest assured that it [b]will[/b] do the job. Know too, that I have yellow eyes, and my brothers slay the Gnomes at will! Scott Sua Sponte! [IMG]http://sonic.net/~rodney1/gwrun.gif[/IMG] |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 4:10:44 PM EDT
[#9]
BTT
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Posted: 5/11/2001 10:08:02 AM EDT
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man that is one drunk gnome
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Posted: 5/11/2001 10:44:43 PM EDT
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gus, ya, they figured out how to make big profits. I believe that was step two. Step one, collect underware, step three, big profits.
I tried to find myself some "assault cop killing armor piercing hollow point exploding tip heat seeking nuclear preban high cap infared bunker buster super LAWN DARTS" like thistle suggested on page 2, but they were backordering those suckers. At any rate a bought myself some of that "I Can't Believe It's Not Napalm, Spray" and I am going to try it out this Tuesday when I come back from shopping. I hope it works. Well guys, wish me good luck! |
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Posted: 5/11/2001 10:53:42 PM EDT
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Cyrax, not drunk, us Gnomes can handle our booze unlike most of you pansy Humans...
Killjoy... We'll be waiting Muhahhahahahaaa [img]http://members.aol.com/lawngnomenet/SLIDE2/pic4.jpg[/img] HMFLGIC |
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Posted: 5/11/2001 11:21:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Cyrax, not drunk, us Gnomes can handle our booze unlike most of you pansy Humans... Killjoy... We'll be waiting Muhahhahahahaaa [img]http://members.aol.com/lawngnomenet/SLIDE2/pic4.jpg[/img] HMFLGIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 5/12/2001 12:26:20 AM EDT
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Killjoy, man you've got to stock up. Were having the same problem right now. Wal-mart has been sold out for weeks, and the drunken lawn gnomes are as thick as fleas on a dogs back this time of year with all thier robbing, looting, and unlawfullness. Also get some of the rebuild kits for the darts that way you can extend thier usefullness I get mine from [url]GnomeGenicide.com.
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Posted: 5/12/2001 8:46:13 AM EDT
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speaking of lawn darts any one know where i can get some High capacity lawn darts? or maybe soem pre ban lawndarts with a collapsible shaft? and the evil bayanet lug???
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Posted: 5/12/2001 9:52:16 AM EDT
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[img]http://allfunnypictures.com/people/clown2.jpg[/img]
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Posted: 5/13/2001 6:12:32 PM EDT
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We could call out the Militia on them lil critters. Ashaman Kill!!
Mike Counting the days till LOTR opens. |
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Posted: 5/13/2001 6:27:08 PM EDT
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Sounds like you're in dire need of a few claymores!
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Posted: 5/13/2001 8:33:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://allfunnypictures.com/people/clown2.jpg[/img] I always knew those damn clowns were EVIL!!!!! |
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Posted: 5/14/2001 11:35:56 PM EDT
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Walk softly and carry a BFH.
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Posted: 5/17/2001 12:28:31 PM EDT
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heh
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Posted: 5/17/2001 1:44:14 PM EDT
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The best way i have found to dispatch them is to use a stake a nude sacraficial virgin to (COLD) ground as bait withen a large circle of cold cheap beer (old english 800 or hamms work best)
lawn gnomes are known to be attracted to young sacraficial virgins and cheap beer. They will not violate the virgin until the cheap beer has been totaly consumed and partialy recycled. Although they will cop a feel occasionaly. Gnomes will eventualy pass out (assuming you have enough beer). Lawn gnomes can suck back plenty so buy a few cases. While passed out you MUST impale them completely with bamboo or stainless steel shish ka bob rods. Dooing so will temporarily imobilize them. You must also remove any garments and castrate them with the same type of knife used by paramedics to cut seatbelts . (its a dirty job best left to the women folk. Roast them over a hard wood fireas as they beg for mercy untill they are properly cooked and season to taste. you can also smoke lawn gnomes in a meat smoker or eat them as sushi |
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Posted: 5/17/2001 1:49:30 PM EDT
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Damn, you are a violent bunch! Didn't anyone think about the little gnomes families that they are feeding? They are probably the result of the gnome layoffs that are occuring due to the influx of Chinese Buddha statues. Pity the gnome, don't destroy it. Oh yeah, there are gay ones out there, make sure there are none around when you are gardening.
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