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Posted: 5/7/2001 9:38:48 AM EDT
Anyone ever try shoplifting when younger and get caught? Boy, am I in trouble.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:42:33 AM EDT
10 bags of dog food and I don't even have a dog! What the hell was I thinking?
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:45:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:46:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2001 9:50:39 AM EDT by Halfcocked]
I was about 6,7,8 or 9, (so long ago I don't remember). I opened a model car box and took the decals and a pair of big rubber slicks and put them in my pocket. A floor walker saw me and waited until I caught up with my mom to contront me. I got an ass whoopin from my dad and grounded for the summer. Edited because I read your 2nd post. Ya, what the hell were you thinking?
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:49:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:53:20 AM EDT
I never shoplift, yet I am treated with contempt and suspicion wherever I go.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:53:42 AM EDT
C'mon now, is everyone here some kind of Saint? Let's here some stories! Whasamatter? Too shy to admit something?
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:55:44 AM EDT
I hate to admit when I was a young lad my friends and I shoplifted quite regularly. When we did pay it was usually a "repriced item" we would pull the price tags off one item and put them on a higher priced item. I wouldn't try it in todays society of video cameras and UPC scanners.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:56:25 AM EDT
Never shoplifted but have done some other bad things in my life.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:59:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2001 9:59:17 AM EDT by Mr Spock]
When I was in Junior High, we used to slide porno mags in newspapers and then buy the newspaper. Don't misunderstand my - we were more than willing to pay for the mag.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 9:59:35 AM EDT
I like to catch shoplifters. Especially little kid shoplifters. They get very very scared. I try to put the fear of God in them so they won't cross me or anyone else again.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 10:05:51 AM EDT
Never been caught. Scotty keeps beaming me up.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 10:10:16 AM EDT
Never have.My Dad didn't spank very often.I know he would have sold tickeks to that ass whoopin if I had.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 10:13:14 AM EDT
Somehow a friend of mine in highschool snatched a tank periscope from the local armory, or so he claimed. He had one alright, but I like to think he got it from a surpluss store. I hope security isn't that bad. He'd steal anything that wasn't nailed down.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 10:26:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/7/2001 10:49:04 AM EDT
This does'nt count as shoplifting but it is stealing and maybe justifiable and maybe a little funny especialy if you were there. I was in Teague Korea in Feb. 84 for Team spirit. While on liberty with my buddies Another Marine was giving my buddy static over some girl(pro). He left with her and By shear coincidence I happened to know where her hootch was. We wnet there a little while later and sure enough His boots and utility cover were outside her door. She had a thing about boots in the hootch( I guess) any way I took them and put them in a bicycle basket about five blocks away. After spending the night with a new "friend" I met my buddy at the main gate to catch the bus to the airfield. Would'nt you know here comes big mouth walking through the gate with no boots or cover and to add insult to injury it snowed that night. The MP's goofed on him mercilessly and we still laugh about it when we talk.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 11:05:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: I never shoplift, yet I am treated with contempt and suspicion wherever I go.
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Not here . . .
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Most definitely here.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 11:24:14 AM EDT
SUCCESS....We can now finally close the "dog food" case. Units have been dispatched, you are BUSTED. See I knew the secret infiltration of this site would be cost effective. Took a pair of pliers from Sears when I was twelve. Got nailed. Still flags the poly if I try and pretend I never did it. Did I just admit that? Damn, now I'm busted.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 12:11:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io:
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: I never shoplift, yet I am treated with contempt and suspicion wherever I go.
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Not here . . .
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Most definitely here.
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Imbroglio, take it somewhere else to someone who gives a crap. This is about shoplifting.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 12:30:06 PM EDT
You are welcome. I am glad I was able to help.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 12:50:46 PM EDT
I used to lift cigarettes/cigars when I was 12 or so, but only because they wouldn't sell them to me.
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 1:14:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2001 1:16:42 PM EDT by RoadDog]
Originally posted by Mr Spock: When I was in Junior High, we used to slide porno mags in newspapers and then buy the newspaper.
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Gee, I didn't know Mr Spock has any sexual needs like having porno mags. Although, I believe he once lost control and had a crush on Captain Kirk for a moment in one episode. [puke] -RoadDog
Link Posted: 5/7/2001 1:16:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2001 1:15:30 PM EDT by oneshot1kill]
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