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Posted: 10/19/2017 11:46:24 PM EDT
a Dr. Pepper, make it fast, I’m in a godamn hurry.
Link Posted: 10/19/2017 11:50:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Hush puppies daddy!!
Link Posted: 10/19/2017 11:51:39 PM EDT
[#2]
THAT'S an attention gettaaahh
Link Posted: 10/19/2017 11:52:35 PM EDT
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We ain’t got not time for that crap!
Link Posted: 10/19/2017 11:53:20 PM EDT
[#4]
Daddy, where you ever in the Klan?

No...but yo' mama was.  When she put on her sheet...she looked like an iceberg with feet!
Link Posted: 10/19/2017 11:56:43 PM EDT
[#5]
when we get home the first thing i'm gonna do is punch yo mama right in the mouth..
Link Posted: 10/19/2017 11:57:53 PM EDT
[#6]
You sounded taller on the radio
Link Posted: 10/19/2017 11:59:06 PM EDT
[#7]
Oh, you can think about it, just don't do it!
Link Posted: 10/19/2017 11:59:31 PM EDT
[#8]
the god damn germans ain't got nothin to do with this!
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 12:09:55 AM EDT
[#9]
I'm gonna bar ba cue yo ass
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 12:13:05 AM EDT
[#10]
Speaking of diablo this is the best thing fast food has ever produced, I put in lots of things even tuna salad

Link Posted: 10/20/2017 8:31:09 AM EDT
[#11]
Well, I guess I know what I will be watching tonight!
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 8:41:00 AM EDT
[#12]
You got peanut butter or somethin in your ears? I said what's That woman got on? Her mind?!
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 8:52:49 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 8:57:05 AM EDT
[#14]
Daddy my hat blew off.

Too bad your goddamn head wasn't in it.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 8:57:44 AM EDT
[#15]
What’s in a Diablo sandwich?
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 8:59:51 AM EDT
[#16]
I need to pull off, suck up a little go-go juice and put some groceries down my neck.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:04:53 AM EDT
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My understanding is that it's basically a jazzed-up Sloppy Joe.  Take ground beef and tomatoes, then add taco spices, and corn. Put on bun with lettuce and sour cream.  Never had one, but it sounds tasty.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:08:47 AM EDT
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Pulled pork bbq with hot sauce
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:08:51 AM EDT
[#19]
Easily one of the greatest movies of all time

Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:09:52 AM EDT
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I think they just made it up for the movie.  The director gave Jackie Gleason a lot of leeway to just make up his lines because he was so good at it.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:10:22 AM EDT
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in molasses!
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:12:39 AM EDT
[#22]
"Junior, why aint they no bullets in yo gun?"

"Because when I load it Daddy it gets too heavy"
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:14:40 AM EDT
[#23]
looks good enough.....

Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:23:11 AM EDT
[#24]
Oooofff !!
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:27:41 AM EDT
[#25]
Here in Austin, this is a Diablo sandwich. And its damn good.

Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:27:49 AM EDT
[#26]
If they'd a cremated the son-of-a-bitch, I'd be kicking that Bandit's ass around the moon about now !
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:31:17 AM EDT
[#27]
Wanna ride in my car?

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:31:18 AM EDT
[#28]
I'm not sure which one it's from but I love the scene where Daddy and Jr are in the fishing boat.

Jr: Don't worry Daddy I'm never gonna leave you and Momma.
Dad: Jr! Don't you ever threaten your mother and me like that!
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:35:36 AM EDT
[#29]
There is no way NO WAY you come from my loins
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:36:36 AM EDT
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In the spicy ketchup category, I'm going to have to give the point to Whataburger.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:37:28 AM EDT
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When I get home , I'm gonna punch your Momma in the mouth.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:42:58 AM EDT
[#32]
For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:42:59 AM EDT
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Place down the road from where I grew up had one on the menu since the 70's

Pulled pork no sauce, 3 raw onion rings, 3 dill slices, hot sauce, and BBQ sauce on a bun. Pretty dam good.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:49:47 AM EDT
[#34]
For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, heh heh
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:51:33 AM EDT
[#35]
One of my all time favorites!
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:53:46 AM EDT
[#36]
I'd have taken my hat off for Sally Field.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:54:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:54:45 AM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:59:14 AM EDT
[#39]
happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 9:59:29 AM EDT
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Id eat that
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:03:40 AM EDT
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Had a girlfriend in my senior year, who's daddy had money. Gave her a 76, decorated just like that, and had an LS6 in it. Got my most expensive ticket in that car!  God, what I wouldn't have given to have that T/A.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:03:41 AM EDT
[#43]
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possum's pecker.


Only movie with as many good one liners as Blazing Saddles.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:04:22 AM EDT
[#44]
Watched it a lot growing up. Love it
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:05:34 AM EDT
[#45]
I am going to count to three, there will not be a four.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:07:04 AM EDT
[#46]
You boys couldn't close an umbrella!

Put the evidence in the car! ....but daddy.....PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAR!
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:08:43 AM EDT
[#47]
Pure, unadulterated communism.  Happens every time these dancers start.. poontangin' around with those show-folk fags.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:09:17 AM EDT
[#48]
I watched that last night.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:13:53 AM EDT
[#49]
And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself.  It wouldn't look nice on my highway.

Oh, you can think about it, but dooooon't do it.
Link Posted: 10/20/2017 10:27:51 AM EDT
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