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Posted: 2/24/2021 11:54:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2021 11:55:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't know what happened  |
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Posted: 2/24/2021 11:56:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:07:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI laughed and then I had to go poop right away. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:07:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:08:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That url isn't for an image; looks like it's a raw search. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Don't know what happened Well, shit. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:12:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, shit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Don't know what happened Well, shit. Okay, but I'm not cleaning it up, let's get that right. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:15:15 AM EDT
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 Music really makes a difference |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:15:51 AM EDT
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I was near Dukakis at MCI in the 80s, and I wanted to fart on him, but I can't control my flatus like that, so I've had to stew on it ever since.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:22:23 AM EDT
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Hey, did you know it's Wednesday? I didn't until the fed crashed. I thought it was Tuesday.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:23:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hey, did you know it's Wednesday? I didn't until the fed crashed. I thought it was Tuesday. I've been wandering around doing Tuesday stuff when all along it was Wednesday. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:23:46 AM EDT
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 Battle of Geonosis - Fortunate Son |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:24:20 AM EDT
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It was like a Kodak moment except entirely different in every way.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:26:19 AM EDT
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How is Tuesday stuff different than Wednesday stuff, you ask? Well, they're actually identical except one has more Tuesdayishness.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:29:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:29:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:35:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:36:05 AM EDT
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It has begun!
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:37:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @hthf can it be on purpose? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Time for that desk pop new 8K'er! We've all done it, don't think about it just do it. @hthf can it be on purpose? It has to be ob purpose! |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:38:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:39:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It has to be ob purpose! Obstetrically! |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:40:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I laughed and then I had to go poop right away. Quote HistoryQuoted: I laughed and then I had to go poop right away. Almost had a Pants Shitting Orgasm! |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:40:21 AM EDT
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My favorite part of concert security was always hanging with the road crew and sound check.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:41:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hey, did you know it's Wednesday? I didn't until the fed crashed. I thought it was Tuesday. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:43:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Almost had a Pants Shitting Orgasm! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I laughed and then I had to go poop right away. Almost had a Pants Shitting Orgasm! The drugs are good for that. Remember when I used to get the sense that I would have to pee soon before I had to jump up and run before it started dribbling out on it's own? That was good times. My prostate is fine, at least. I can still piss fine, I would just like a bit more warning, like in the before times, no foolies. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:45:06 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure it's the thiazide. Hydrochlorothiazide, actually.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:45:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:46:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Obstetrically! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It has to be ob purpose! Obstetrically! 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:48:23 AM EDT
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Instead of a moderate amount of pressure on the inner walls of my bladder, and a gradually impending sense of a need to urinate away from the jeep with the KGB agents in it, immediately, now, it goes from nothing to piss dancing urgent in like 2 seconds, and then it's just a normal amount of piss.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:49:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The drugs are good for that. Remember when I used to get the sense that I would have to pee soon before I had to jump up and run before it started dribbling out on it's own? That was good times. My prostate is fine, at least. I can still piss fine, I would just like a bit more warning, like in the before times, no foolies. As long as your snow penmanship is okay, that's all that matters. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:49:26 AM EDT
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PM me for more details on my urination routine.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:53:19 AM EDT
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Well it's been half a century and more since that asshole in the smock slapped my ass, and he better hope I never catch him because that was a shitty day indeed. Fucking cold stainless shit and paper...anyway, I can't think of how the fuck it got to here. I need to speak to the manager.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:55:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hey, did you know it's Wednesday? I didn't until the fed crashed. I thought it was Tuesday. Just under the wire 11:55 here 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:56:38 AM EDT
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"You a doctor?"
"No, I dress like this because I look good in pastels. You a cop?" "No, I stole this from the impound lot so I could get a reserved parking spot at the ER." |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:56:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: WANT! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: WANT! You can make your own starry mobile to go with your shaky rocket |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:57:38 AM EDT
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I’m peein right now
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:59:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Instead of a moderate amount of pressure on the inner walls of my bladder, and a gradually impending sense of a need to urinate away from the jeep with the KGB agents in it, immediately, now, it goes from nothing to piss dancing urgent in like 2 seconds, and then it's just a normal amount of piss. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:00:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: PM me for more details on my urination routine. @nickmemphis tell me all about it. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:01:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just under the wire 11:55 here https://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Christina-Ricci-hottest-sexiest-photos-3.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hey, did you know it's Wednesday? I didn't until the fed crashed. I thought it was Tuesday. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/403845/Christina_Ricci_104-1840360.jpg Just under the wire 11:55 here https://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Christina-Ricci-hottest-sexiest-photos-3.jpg 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:01:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Instead of a moderate amount of pressure on the inner walls of my bladder, and a gradually impending sense of a need to urinate away from the jeep with the KGB agents in it, immediately, now, it goes from nothing to piss dancing urgent in like 2 seconds, and then it's just a normal amount of piss. https://pics.imcdb.org/12851/snap4285.1.jpg  |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:02:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You can make your own starry mobile to go with your shaky rocket Quote HistoryQuoted: You can make your own starry mobile to go with your shaky rocket I may or may not have an interesting story to tell about Foamy's creator in the near future.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:03:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I gnew you would grok. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Instead of a moderate amount of pressure on the inner walls of my bladder, and a gradually impending sense of a need to urinate away from the jeep with the KGB agents in it, immediately, now, it goes from nothing to piss dancing urgent in like 2 seconds, and then it's just a normal amount of piss. https://pics.imcdb.org/12851/snap4285.1.jpg 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:03:39 AM EDT
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I wish I still had my Ace Tomato Company shirt
 Fire.... |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:06:18 AM EDT
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You'd think that 8K would have it's drink synced up after all these years.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:06:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:08:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You'd think that 8K would have it's drink synced up after all these years. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:09:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish I still had my Ace Tomato Company shirt Fire.... Vegetable! |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:09:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You'd think that 8K would have it's drink synced up after all these years. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fsearch%2Ffather-jack-drink-gifs&psig=AOvVaw2GYJQksXt1BoajCwD9jAS7&ust=1614316068603000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCKjks5CihO8CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:10:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: You'd think that 8K would have it's drink synced up after all these years. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fsearch%2Ffather-jack-drink-gifs&psig=AOvVaw2GYJQksXt1BoajCwD9jAS7&ust=1614316068603000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCKjks5CihO8CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD fixed |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:13:17 AM EDT
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Sorrell Booke had like four PhDs and was fluent in 5 languages. Army intelligence in war 2 and Korea.
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