User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 1:57:14 PM EDT
I will admit that I have been a bit stressed and agitated lately; when I get in this state of mind I will tell someone to piss off in a hot a second... Also one reason I haven't been posting much lately due to the stress, but I can't help to laugh at this situation on the way home... Anyways, I drove my grandmother up to Wal Mart for some shopping. Got in and done our shopping with nothing more then a minor headache from the fluorescent lights. Not bad, so we check out and we head out the door. We get to the cross walk and a car stops to lets us by, I wave thanks and we proceed. When some young punk darts around the patient car with his windows down glaring me down and almost runs us over! Now I am pissed, Asian grandma is pissed and saying who knows what. So I yell,"Thanks Prick" into his window (he wasn't really going that fast). The young Hispanic male jumps out yelling in broken English,"What you say?" I had grandma go to the car and I repeated myself for this upstanding gentlemen I have in front of me on this fine day. I said,"I called you a prick, ass whole." He gets all but hurt and starts yelling all kinds of shit about kicking my ass. At this point the patient couple starts honking and we have a small crowd... I asked the punk,"Are we going, I'm ready or are we going to talk shit some more?" He continued talking shit, so I left...
I know CSB and no, I was not packing any weapons... 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 1:59:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
I will admit that I have been a bit stressed and agitated lately; when I get in this state of mind I will tell someone to piss off in a hot a second... Also one reason I haven't been posting much lately due to the stress, but I can't help to laugh at this situation on the way home... Anyways, I drove my grandmother up to Wal Mart for some shopping. Got in and done our shopping with nothing more then a minor headache from the fluorescent lights. Not bad, so we check out and we head out the door. We get to the cross walk and a car stops to lets us by, I wave thanks and we proceed. When some young punk darts around the patient car with his windows down glaring me down and almost runs us over! Now I am pissed, Asian grandma is pissed and saying who knows what. So I yell,"Thanks Prick" into his window (he wasn't really going that fast). The young Hispanic male jumps out yelling in broken English,"What you say?" I had grandma go to the car and I repeated myself for this upstanding gentlemen I have in front of me on this fine day. I said,"I called you a prick, ass whole." He gets all but hurt and starts yelling all kinds of shit about kicking my ass. At this point the patient couple starts honking and we have a small crowd... I asked the punk,"Are we going, I'm ready or are we going to talk shit some more?" He continued talking shit, so I left... I know CSB and no, I was not packing any weapons... You clearly have a death wish. You should have pissed yourself and ran away, leaving Granny to her own devices. Alternatively, had you been carrying and he waived his arms in your general direction you should have unloaded the entire magazine on him. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 1:59:55 PM EDT
[#2]
"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY WEAPON!"
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:00:09 PM EDT
[#3]
I Dont Belive You . jpg
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:01:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Aaaaah Florida, it all makes sense now.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:02:14 PM EDT
[#5]
How old are you, OP?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:02:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Aaaaah Florida, it all makes sense now. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:02:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
How old are you, OP? |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:03:32 PM EDT
[#8]
I guess general discussion does mean general....
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:04:12 PM EDT
[#9]
OP, I will just say that I think you verbally communicated too much, you should have physically communicated.
Aint nobody got time for lip smack'en |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:05:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Wonder if he heard "prick"?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:06:10 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
... I asked the punk,"Are we going, I'm ready..." Quoted:
...and no, I was not packing any weapons... You weren't ready. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:06:43 PM EDT
[#12]
CSB
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:07:29 PM EDT
[#13]
I was at Wally last night and a couple families got into it. Someone wasn't getting out of the way fast enough. Loud voices. I thought it was going to be OP.
Both of the idiots had small kids in tow. Excellent example to set. We don't have a ghetto wally in my hood, but sometimes the ghetto comes to you. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:07:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Did you blade at 45?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:09:07 PM EDT
[#15]
... 26, and you have stress?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:09:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Did you at least use the word "motherfucker"?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:10:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I know CSB and no, I was not packing any weapons... So you took nothing to a knife fight? Probably smart that you pussed out and walked away 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:13:35 PM EDT
[#18]
Pic of grandma?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:16:32 PM EDT
[#19]
Did you ask if he was an illegal?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:18:50 PM EDT
[#20]
So he was a whole ass?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:19:10 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I guess general discussion does mean general.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
I guess general discussion does mean general.... Quoted:
... 26, and you have stress? Quoted:
Did you at least use the word "motherfucker"? Quoted:
Did you ask if he was an illegal? |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:20:06 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
I will admit that I have been a bit stressed and agitated lately; when I get in this state of mind I will tell someone to piss off in a hot a second... Also one reason I haven't been posting much lately due to the stress, but I can't help to laugh at this situation on the way home... Anyways, I drove my grandmother up to Wal Mart for some shopping. Got in and done our shopping with nothing more then a minor headache from the fluorescent lights. Not bad, so we check out and we head out the door. We get to the cross walk and a car stops to lets us by, I wave thanks and we proceed. When some young punk darts around the patient car with his windows down glaring me down and almost runs us over! Now I am pissed, Asian grandma is pissed and saying who knows what. So I yell,"Thanks Prick" into his window (he wasn't really going that fast). The young Hispanic male jumps out yelling in broken English,"What you say?" I had grandma go to the car and I repeated myself for this upstanding gentlemen I have in front of me on this fine day. I said,"I called you a prick, ass whole." He gets all but hurt and starts yelling all kinds of shit about kicking my ass. At this point the patient couple starts honking and we have a small crowd... I asked the punk,"Are we going, I'm ready or are we going to talk shit some more?" He continued talking shit, so I left... I know CSB and no, I was not packing any weapons... Why are you stressed and how do you think you can manage your stress in the future so that it doesn't drive your actions? Getting in petty traffic arguments is an easy way to end up hurt or in legal trouble. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:22:12 PM EDT
[#23]
Got to blade away at a 45 then he would have got the picture not to screw with you.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:22:33 PM EDT
[#24]
As long as this thread is about Walmart parking lot stories...
Last month I was walking back to my car with my son in the WM parking lot and a lady in her SUV starts to back out. I quickly slapped the back window of her car while backing away from her car and pulling my son away from the vehicle. She stopped, yelled something that I didn't hear, then pulled out and left. As I was driving out of my aisle, she darted in front of me to block my exit and started yelling at me. I rolled my eyes at her and motioned for her to move along. This infuriated her even more. She then got out of her car and approached my window yelling "you can't do that, you can't touch someone's car". I asked her if that includes touching it as she backs over me and my son because she isn't paying attention. She then screams that she is going to call the fucking police. I said "great idea, then I can tell them how you almost backed over me, then proceeded to block traffic and yell at me". She stared at me and I asked "are you going to call them or should I?" She ran back to her car, sped off, ran a stop sign, and nearly got hit by another car coming the other way. I took it that driving wasn't one of her strong suits, and by the vehicle damage on her car, it had happened before. Stupid shit happens in Walmart parking lots. Sadly, they have good prices on things that I like to buy.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:23:14 PM EDT
[#25]
I can't decide if I can wait for the parody thread or not.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:24:10 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You weren't ready. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:26:46 PM EDT
[#27]
So you called him an ass whole. Did he have a whole lotta ass or something?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:28:43 PM EDT
[#28]
The most I do anymore is scream "Nice turn signal ASSHOLE!"
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:29:29 PM EDT
[#29]
I always thought Floridaman was white? You mean to tell me he was Asian this whole time?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:30:03 PM EDT
[#30]
The best line I came up with for those situations is "so its my fault that you're an idiot?". The ultimate is say nothing and wolf stare them.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:31:06 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
So you called him an ass whole. Did he have a whole lotta ass or something? |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:33:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Until OP can get control of his emotions and feelz, he should never carry a weapon.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:33:10 PM EDT
[#33]
People still go to Walmart?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:34:56 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
So he was a whole ass? Quote HistoryQuoted:
So he was a whole ass? Quoted:
So you called him an ass whole. Did he have a whole lotta ass or something? Quoted:
As opposed to a partial ass. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:35:05 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
People still go to Walmart? |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:36:44 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
So you called him an ass whole. Did he have a whole lotta ass or something? |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:38:35 PM EDT
[#37]
Need MS Paint
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:38:55 PM EDT
[#38]
I bet the punk has a different version of the story
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:40:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Until OP can get control of his emotions and feelz, he should never carry a weapon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Until OP can get control of his emotions and feelz, he should never carry a weapon. Quoted:
Quoted:
People still go to Walmart? |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:40:35 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Don't know Florida law, but I'm guessing if you call somebody a prick, and it escalates, and you shoot them, you're probably in a whole lot of trouble. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:46:23 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
I will admit that I have been a bit stressed and agitated lately; when I get in this state of mind I will tell someone to piss off in a hot a second... Also one reason I haven't been posting much lately due to the stress, but I can't help to laugh at this situation on the way home... Anyways, I drove my grandmother up to Wal Mart for some shopping. Got in and done our shopping with nothing more then a minor headache from the fluorescent lights. Not bad, so we check out and we head out the door. We get to the cross walk and a car stops to lets us by, I wave thanks and we proceed. When some young punk darts around the patient car with his windows down glaring me down and almost runs us over! Now I am pissed, Asian grandma is pissed and saying who knows what. So I yell,"Thanks Prick" into his window (he wasn't really going that fast). The young Hispanic male jumps out yelling in broken English,"What you say?" I had grandma go to the car and I repeated myself for this upstanding gentlemen I have in front of me on this fine day. I said,"I called you a prick, ass whole." He gets all but hurt and starts yelling all kinds of shit about kicking my ass. At this point the patient couple starts honking and we have a small crowd... I asked the punk,"Are we going, I'm ready or are we going to talk shit some more?" He continued talking shit, so I left... I know CSB and no, I was not packing any weapons... You weren't carrying? 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:50:55 PM EDT
[#42]
Hells bells Im stressing out about a lot of crap, I would have tried to blow it off before aggitating someone in their car as they passed by. I just want to get to my vehicle and get gone rather than deal with that sort of thing. I have a bad temper too but not that bad. People have to piss me off a lot to get a negative response, that reads I don't wear my frustration and anger on my sleeve, though sometimes it feels like it.
Maybe that guy had a bad morning like you did, maybe his mexican girlfriend got done pegging his butt a few hours before hand though too. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:51:36 PM EDT
[#43]
Don't leave home without IT!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:54:32 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Aaaaah Florida, it all makes sense now.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:57:12 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Stress doesn't discriminate...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 2:57:41 PM EDT
[#46]
Young punk was only and ass-half.......it would take two of him to make an ass whole.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 3:00:29 PM EDT
[#47]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 3:02:08 PM EDT
[#48]
"minor headache from the fluorescent lights"
Stay in the basement bud. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 3:03:37 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Need MS Paint
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/19/2017 3:06:06 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
"minor headache from the fluorescent lights" Stay in the basement bud. |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
Attached File