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Posted: 5/4/2001 8:16:13 PM EDT
tell me if i'm out of line on this. he's got a goatie now. i frickin' hate it. he looks damn sinister already. now he can scare even devil worshippers. i'm trying to make him shave it. it scratches too, don't like that either. he says it helps him on the job by intimidating people. i think that's a load of crap that he gave me so he can play bad boy. i'm afraid tattoos and piercings might follow. what should i do? keep in mind one day we will have children and i don't want them to think i married lucifer. it's gotta go before the wedding right?
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:18:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:21:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: Shave him while he's asleep.
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Okay, let's not get carried away here. Just thinking about that made bad thoughts run through my head.[}:D]
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:21:31 PM EDT
Like Jim Rome? He looks like "Satan's Sports Night"
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:24:08 PM EDT
My boy has one too. I don't like it either. It's his face though. If he wants to look like a jerk it's up to him.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:24:11 PM EDT
You marrying him for his looks? Or because hs's your huggieAUG.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:26:10 PM EDT
Ask him if he is related to Mr Failed dot com goatee head. He will know what you are talking about and if this doesn't shame him into an instant shave then run girl!
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:27:51 PM EDT
How about you stop shaving your legs until he clips the goatie. Surely the embarrassment of being seen with a hairy legged woman in public will motivate him. [:D] COLTSHORTY GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:29:47 PM EDT
Keyword------Bitch...........[sex]
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:32:08 PM EDT
Let him keep the flavor savor for a couple weeks, it may grow on you. idaho-ar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:38:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:40:45 PM EDT
I shaved my ass once. Never grew back which is good. I coulda braided it.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:41:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SILVER SURFER: You marrying him for his looks? Or because hs's your huggieAUG.
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that how i keep losing the argument. i like him a little wild. he's just seriously scary now, i'm waiting for his eyes to glow red. and it scratches me, and not in a good way.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:50:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By steyrgirl:
Originally Posted By SILVER SURFER: You marrying him for his looks? Or because hs's your huggieAUG.
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that how i keep losing the argument. i like him a little wild. he's just seriously scary now, i'm waiting for his eyes to glow red. and it scratches me, and not in a good way.
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Keep your "j" frame handy..honey !!![sleep]
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:51:01 PM EDT
Tell him if he shaves his goat you'll buy him a really nasty pair of shades. Or you can tell him what my wife tells me when I get that grunge look. You wont shave either! hell I shave right away, I cant sleep next to her and have her put her leg on me.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:51:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 8:56:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FrankTheSpank: I shaved my ass once. Never grew back which is good. I coulda braided it.
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ROTFLMAO
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:01:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2001 9:01:00 PM EDT by TREETOP]
What's wrong with piercings??[:D] [img]wsphotofews.excite.com/008/cz/jt/1Q/eT57199.jpg[/img] That's me with a 9/16" hole in my tongue. It took me about 7 years to stretch it that big. No, it's not there anymore. I took it out about 2 months ago. I guess I'm growing up. [;)]
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:09:13 PM EDT
Whats wrong with a goatee? I had a beard for 3 years then modified to the goatee. I like it better. You're right though....if you are already sinister looking it will only add to the look. I can be useful though. try it a bit longer it may grow on you.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:17:12 PM EDT
treetop, you got mail. and i'd kill him if he did that! he used to have an earing, but it got ripped in a fight so he let it grow closed. black & green, what is a j frame? do i want to know? frank, you're kinda weird huh. silver surfer, he could take it longer than i could. if i don't shave my legs i go crazy. to everyone else, how can i say "it scratches", make you understand and not sound dirty at the same time? it has got to go!
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:19:29 PM EDT
wait a minuite... he looks sinister and you are afraid of what's to follow?? sounds like the same crap HCI spews kids access to guns will make them killers tomorrow... if he has had it for only a few weeks give it time to grow out. it will get softer as it grows. his goatee that is. if he has a goatee now wait until he is shaving every day so as to not get the sidburns looking like crap. i did the gt thing for a month. it was hell having to shave everyday so as to keep it looking neat without the rest of the facial hair coming back in. just went back to the full beard. it was the first time the teenager had ever seen my face (17yes)
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:26:41 PM EDT
I'm probably going to take a LOT of flak for this opinion, but what the hell...its just my observation and my opinion. Certainly no offense is meant to anyone here who has a goatee. I used to have a goatee, but I shaved it because I though it looked more sissy than sinister. I spend a lot of time in NYC, and it seemed to me every sexually confused dot-com nitwit or 98 degree/boy band wannabe in the West Village had one. Not that I have anything against sexually confused dot-com nitwits who live in the West Village, but I sure as hell don't want to look like one. I think it used to be badass to have a goatee, but when boy bands are wearing goatees, I think its time to call it quits. Obviously, I'm not saying everyone who wears a goatee is a sexualy confused nitwit; its just that many of the people I see wearing them nowdays are.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:27:03 PM EDT
Damn...there goes TREETOP with those delicious girl pictures again. MORE! MORE! MORE! Paul
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:27:44 PM EDT
Treetop: theres a hole in your tongue? did'nt see it must have been looking elsewhere.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:32:31 PM EDT
Then you probably didn't notice the MP5 on my shirt, either...
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:33:01 PM EDT
SMITH AND WESSON J- FRAME REVOLVERS.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:36:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP: Then you probably didn't notice the MP5 on my shirt, either...
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Loose the deco, keep the women......[sex].....[smoke]
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:39:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By soupsandwich: SMITH AND WESSON J- FRAME REVOLVERS.
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that's why i didn't know. they are verbotten in our home.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:41:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP: What's wrong with piercings??[:D] [img]wsphotofews.excite.com/008/cz/jt/1Q/eT57199.jpg[/img] That's me with a 9/16" hole in my tongue. It took me about 7 years to stretch it that big. No, it's not there anymore. I took it out about 2 months ago. I guess I'm growing up. [;)]
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DAM! I did'nt see that either- The gun store in las vegas, Been there, could'nt shoot much, lost it. all I could buy was a hat.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:42:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By steyrgirl:
Originally Posted By soupsandwich: SMITH AND WESSON J- FRAME REVOLVERS.
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that's why i didn't know. they are verbotten in our home.
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Sounds to me like you need to have one......................[smoke]
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:43:57 PM EDT
I swear to god I went to school with one of the girls in the picture that Treetop posted.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:55:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By black&green:
Originally Posted By steyrgirl:
Originally Posted By soupsandwich: SMITH AND WESSON J- FRAME REVOLVERS.
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that's why i didn't know. they are verbotten in our home.
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Sounds to me like you need to have one......................[smoke]
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i'm doing ok with what i got. my guy is just currently boycotting s&w.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 9:59:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By steyrgirl: to everyone else, how can i say "it scratches", make you understand and not sound dirty at the same time? it has got to go!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....now I get it!. My wife said the same thing at first then she kinda started liking it IYKWIM. Give it time. BTW...............you're funny.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 10:03:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By steyrgirl:
Originally Posted By black&green:
Originally Posted By steyrgirl:
Originally Posted By soupsandwich: SMITH AND WESSON J- FRAME REVOLVERS.
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that's why i didn't know. they are verbotten in our home.
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Sounds to me like you need to have one......................[smoke]
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i'm doing ok with what i got. my guy is just currently boycotting s&w.
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So am i, but i have seven smith`s.....[smoke].....or more.....?????
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 10:04:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2001 10:56:15 PM EDT by hatebreed]
i'm afraid tattoos and piercings might follow. what should i do? YESSSSSS....VEE VOULDN'T VANT ANY OF THESE SINISTER TATTOOED TYPES OUT VROAMING THE STREETS NOW VOULD VEE? [img]http://imagehosting.bidbay.com/image.php3?imgID=337663[/img] ^^Me and SOME of my toys.^^
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 10:06:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP: Then you probably didn't notice the MP5 on my shirt, either...
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Damn! And all this time I thought I was the only guy that wore MP5 shirts to the bars!
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 10:07:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By X--Kill:
Originally Posted By steyrgirl: to everyone else, how can i say "it scratches", make you understand and not sound dirty at the same time? it has got to go!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....now I get it!. My wife said the same thing at first then she kinda started liking it IYKWIM. Give it time. BTW...............you're funny.
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won't work, he's had the mustache for years, keeps it neat and even that bothers me a little. thanks for finally catching on though.
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 10:20:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hatebreed: i'm afraid tattoos and piercings might follow. what should i do? YESSSSSS....VEE VOULDN'T VANT ANY OF THESE SINISTER TATTOOED TYPES OUT VROAMING THE STREETS NOW VOULD VEE? [img]http://imagehosting.bidbay.com/image.php3?imgID=337663[/img]
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I have a feeling we're going to be seeing this picture again. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/4/2001 10:56:31 PM EDT
Actually, it was my wife's idea that I grow a goat. I think it was because she was tired of looking at my fat, bald noggin. :) And when the tech shaved my chest for the heart stress test (which I passed with flying colors), she was totally pissed. I must be lucky.
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 1:29:57 AM EDT
Cut him off and you'll see real quick how important that goatie is to him.
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 1:47:59 AM EDT
Maybe its just us, but I don't really see the problem. Since I was 12 years old, I have only bee clean-shaven for Basic, and grew the pushbroom in immediately after. With my chin, I will ALWAYS have either a VanDyke or a full beard (thanks, Dad) and the wife doesn't mind a bit. I think she kinda likes it... I ony shave once per week - my face doesn't like the scraping and I go thru blades too damn fast. Sometimes, when I know I'm going to go somewhere cold, I'll grow all the face fuzz nice and full - til it comes in red - and I think she likes the colour. Sounds like a matter of preference. When you say his lipfuzz scratches, how long does he keep it? I know they don't temd to be TOO long, but as has been said, face fuzz tends to soften with length, and maybe that is the trouble you are having? Just a thought. Females and face fuzz - usually a matter of preference and mutual choice. FFZ "All my women seemed to enjoy the fuzz."
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 2:09:49 AM EDT
A girl bitching....what are the odds?[;)]
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 3:38:06 AM EDT
Why do you think they call it a GOAT-TEE? A few years ago, when I was a pup, we refered to those beards ( and those who wore them) as "nut dusters".
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 5:15:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/5/2001 11:00:02 AM EDT by Miss Magnum]
Let me get this straight... y'all have a comprehensive porn collection, copious cans of beer on display, an impressive array of weapons and you're worried about your future children thinking something negative about their parents [i]because he's got a goatee??!!??[/i] And women wonder why men think we are illogical... [;)] Tell him you don't like it because you don't like it. Either he shaves it or you'll have to decide how big of a deal it is.
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 7:03:32 AM EDT
what dose your hubi do.im out of the loop here.is he a cop?as far as im concerned goats are grown by boys that cant yet grow a full beard.
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 7:09:43 AM EDT
thank you miss magnum for renewing my suspision that some woman are acuarly intellegent.btw treetop the girl on your left is a cutiepie
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 9:48:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/5/2001 9:50:13 AM EDT by Getsome]
Originally Posted By hatebreed: [img]http://imagehosting.bidbay.com/image.php3?imgID=337663[/img]
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I demand that a Moderator remove this picture. This is scary enough even without the sideburns!
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 10:39:14 AM EDT
Damn getsome, why you gotta hurt my feelings like that? I thought that was a real good picture of me.
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 4:18:19 PM EDT
My husband grows a goatee sometimes. And it does scratch, even when it gets longer. Sorry for the graphicness here, but its like making out with a cactus. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 4:35:05 PM EDT
He ought to look like how he wants to look like. Its the heart of the man that counts.
Link Posted: 5/5/2001 4:43:19 PM EDT
First thing ya need to learn is to stop trying to change him into what YOU want him to be, or the marriage is doomed.
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