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Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:37:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:37:11 PM EDT
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Would anyways. But there's something about her in a little skirt wearing a blue wig that just does something in my pants more than usual.

Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:39:29 PM EDT
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Thanks for reminding me that I have a few hundred bucks in yen I forgot to exchange.


Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:45:34 PM EDT
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I feel like I'm missing a joke somewhere reading this....


There has to be a family photo.
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Ready for Mind Blown..

She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch.

She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch  passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it.



I feel like I'm missing a joke somewhere reading this....


There has to be a family photo.


So if I have a bottle of Lortab and a 1/5th of Popov, I might have a chance?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:48:55 PM EDT
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Would



...but now I have that damn song stuck in my head
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:51:37 PM EDT
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...but now I have that damn song stuck in my head
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Better than having this song in your head!!

Carl Douglas's Kung Fu Fighting!!
https://youtu.be/jhUkGIsKvn0
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:55:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:01:37 PM EDT
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Jesus man, she's German!
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Axis Lover.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:07:56 PM EDT
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What stupid, lonely part of the internet does someone have to be wandering late at night to find that shit?
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Just 4chan and here...
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:13:27 PM EDT
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I think she is hot as hell anyways but this video really does something for me.  
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:22:05 PM EDT
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She's got the legs of a pinup model.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:41:09 PM EDT
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HA!  I've got that...from Tom Monroe's latest disc, 'Tom Monroe on a New Wavelength'!  Saw it first on 'The Gerry Todd Show'.  A classic!
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:00:41 PM EDT
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Ready for Mind Blown..

She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch.

She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch  passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it.
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 Is that you diesel?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:02:43 PM EDT
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She is smoking hot.

Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:08:33 PM EDT
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She's always been incredibly hot. Very pretty woman.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:09:29 PM EDT
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I have the old version of the song on my play list.

I've listened to the lyrics. If it isn't about some dude whacking it while looking at a pic of a girl, pray tell what IS it about?

And yes, she is cute in that silly get up...............
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That's exactly what it's about.

Squinting while doing it...
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:35:39 PM EDT
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I like chicks with blue hair,that isn't fat
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My dick is sore from all the rubbing.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:46:49 PM EDT
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muted....  short skirt... saw some buns
not bad   comments told me what to skip to
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:48:17 PM EDT
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I always thought she was hot.  I know some will surely disagree but she is hot as fuck to me.

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I've always had a thing for her, this video is good.

Melancholia was not good however, she waited too long to unleash the puppies.
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Uhh, I must have missed that scene dammit.  I watched most of that movie bored mostly just because she was in it (I admit to watching shit movies all the time on cable if they have women that I find smoking hot) and the only thing I remember was her putting out to the retard on the lawn.

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shes got a decent body, should maybe work on a deeper tan. Although has to do something about the teef.
 edit.............and the feet..............


https://feminema.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/kirsten-dunst-teeth.jpeg


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Never understood the "must be tan" craze.  I like white women.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 3:34:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2016 3:39:17 PM EDT
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He's got a legit Christmas album, iirc.

I Can't Help It, I Just Like Christmas
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 4:10:43 PM EDT
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Exit 60B!!!
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 4:19:13 PM EDT
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SHE BETTER WATCH OUT THE LEFT WILL THROW HER OUT FOR CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 4:23:36 PM EDT
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One of those chicks in Hollyweird that just does it for me.   Would put her in the same category as Natalie Dormer in that i'd take her over 99% what's consider "hot" for celebs.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 4:47:32 PM EDT
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You need a new lens Rx. Kirsten has always been hotter.
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Kirsten Dunst is the poor mans Julia Stiles.

You need a new lens Rx. Kirsten has always been hotter.



100% this.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 4:52:35 PM EDT
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Even decades ago some of the biggest from Hollywood did commercials in Japan, silly stuff.  They were offered such outrageously large amounts of money they didn't turn them down but had contracts that the stuff would never be shown in the U.S.  Sometimes these can be found.
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You mean stuff like this?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 4:52:42 PM EDT
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I got nothing against white women.. as long as they're not a pale-white.. get outside!

"tan" certainly is more attractive, but it too has it's limitations..
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I like 'em pasty white. 
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 4:59:57 PM EDT
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Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 5:07:20 PM EDT
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Really?  Ugg. No.  Her face is annoying and gross to me. It's like she's a crappy caricature drawing of someone actually hot done by some guy at the beach while you sit in a chair and wait.

She looks sort of like an Elf on the Shelf with a hot body and even bigger, goofier looking red cheeks.

Just no. No.
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I think chrissy teigen is insanely hot,  but she's also insane. She's so hot that I would almost ignore the fact that she's probably a bunny boiling bat shit bitch to give her my best 37 second effort...


Really?  Ugg. No.  Her face is annoying and gross to me. It's like she's a crappy caricature drawing of someone actually hot done by some guy at the beach while you sit in a chair and wait.

She looks sort of like an Elf on the Shelf with a hot body and even bigger, goofier looking red cheeks.

Just no. No.




I think you nailed it. The first time I saw her, I thought she was cute, but then her looks started to creep me out. She better make her money soon, cuz she has a look that is not going to age well.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 5:16:03 PM EDT
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Would smash!!!!!



I'd let my wife watch
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 5:18:44 PM EDT
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LOL great response.  I use this one sometimes too when I think a group of men are behaving in a picky manner or are otherwise acting effeminate.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 5:22:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2016 6:54:06 PM EDT
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I find anti 2a activism to be a turnoff so NO.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 6:55:54 PM EDT
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She's already got the crooked teeth for it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 6:59:39 PM EDT
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I find anti 2a activism to be a turnoff so NO.
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i have converted several very outspoken antis, as has my brother.  the challenge is fun (as long as she's attractive).
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 7:08:15 PM EDT
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shes got a decent body, should maybe work on a deeper tan. Although has to do something about the teef.
 edit.............and the feet..............


https://feminema.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/kirsten-dunst-teeth.jpeg


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Link Posted: 12/13/2016 7:10:41 PM EDT
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She is gorgeous...


Anyday...anytime..

She is german...even said.

For this Hun....it's enough for me.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 7:14:57 PM EDT
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I don't do anime, but I would make an exception in her case.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 7:20:04 PM EDT
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Ready for Mind Blown..

She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch.

She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch  passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it.
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Can you hook me up with her phone number?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 7:23:24 PM EDT
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Oh, fuck yes I would.  She's not the most beautiful woman but she's insanely sexy to me.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 7:23:58 PM EDT
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like the original song better,  like the remakes video better
not a bad remake though
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 7:28:31 PM EDT
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Decent body, but my asshole, if it had a face, would have a prettier face.

While we're at it, here's another woman with a good body but whose face is just fucking disgusting to me. I don't know why, but she's fucking gross.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-12/17/8/campaign_images/webdr04/chrissy-teigen-completely-owned-twitter-in-2015-2-15513-1450360139-5_dblbig.jpg
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agreed she is weird looking
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 8:05:19 PM EDT
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i have converted several very outspoken antis, as has my brother.  the challenge is fun (as long as she's attractive).
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I find anti 2a activism to be a turnoff so NO.



i have converted several very outspoken antis, as has my brother.  the challenge is fun (as long as she's attractive).


I am too old for that shit give me a good woman that has my back from that hard to reach spot in the shower to the voting booth to the shooting range.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 8:22:19 PM EDT
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I am too old for that shit give me a good woman that has my back from that hard to reach spot in the shower to the voting booth to the shooting range.
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I find anti 2a activism to be a turnoff so NO.



i have converted several very outspoken antis, as has my brother.  the challenge is fun (as long as she's attractive).


I am too old for that shit give me a good woman that has my back from that hard to reach spot in the shower to the voting booth to the shooting range.



we're not talking about marriage here.  just...

Link Posted: 12/13/2016 8:32:25 PM EDT
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we're not talking about marriage here.  just...

http://i1152.photobucket.com/albums/p482/jehsimon/roll_zps03pafbjv.gif
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Awesome (and slightly hypnotic) gif!
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 8:50:19 PM EDT
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^this but i would still like to be that poor man
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Class.  You has it.  Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 9:17:55 PM EDT
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I think thats the best she has ever looked.
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Pretty much this.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 9:22:23 PM EDT
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Ready for Mind Blown..

She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch.

She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch  passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it.
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I think I speak for the community when I say we would like more Kirsten Dunst stories.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 9:39:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2016 9:42:25 PM EDT
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Er....  she kind of missed the point of the song. 

"Turning Japanese" means squinting your eyes while reaching climax after rubbing one out. 

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and he knows the truth.
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