The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:
50° Fahrenheit (10° C) - Californians shiver uncontrollably; Canadians
plant
gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) - Italian Cars won't start; Canadians drive with
the
windows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) - American water freezes, Canadian water gets
thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) - New York City landlords finally turn on the
heat;
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) - Mt.St. Helens freezes; Canadian Girl Guides sell
cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Canadians
pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) - Ethyl alcohol Freezes; Canadians get
frustrated
when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) - Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops;
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) - Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win
the Stanley Cup.
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