Martha in the prison kitchen?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Martha in the prison kitchen?

Posted: 6/30/2003 2:58:06 PM EDT

Who want's to bet that if Martha is convicted, she works in the prison kitchen?

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Posted: 6/30/2003 3:01:08 PM EDT

[#1]

There's going to be a lot of articles in her magazine about the best way to bake a file into a cake.

Posted: 6/30/2003 3:07:49 PM EDT

[#2]

Shes gonna make a lot of book money telling people how to pretty up their cells.
Prison etiquette.
How to look good in horizontal stripes.
How to make your commode and sink blend with your limited surroundings.

Posted: 6/30/2003 4:57:56 PM EDT

[#3]

Maybe she can have a new show -

"Martha in detention"

she can talk about designer prison bars to make them look more appealing to the eye.

prehaps how to make some nice mini baquents with simple ingredients found in the prison kitchen

fashion? you bet! How to hand sew and make the latest prison outfits!

It will be a hit!

Posted: 6/30/2003 5:02:32 PM EDT

[#4]

Not to mention proper carpet munching etiquette.

Posted: 6/30/2003 5:10:53 PM EDT

[#5]

[img]http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/marthastewart_livingbehindbars.jpg[/img]

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Martha in the prison kitchen?

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