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Posted: 6/30/2003 2:58:06 PM EDT
Who want's to bet that if Martha is convicted, she works in the prison kitchen? [slap][ROFL2]
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 3:01:08 PM EDT
There's going to be a lot of articles in her magazine about the best way to bake a file into a cake.
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 3:07:49 PM EDT
Shes gonna make a lot of book money telling people how to pretty up their cells. Prison etiquette. How to look good in horizontal stripes. How to make your commode and sink blend with your limited surroundings.
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 4:57:56 PM EDT
Maybe she can have a new show - "Martha in detention" she can talk about designer prison bars to make them look more appealing to the eye. prehaps how to make some nice mini baquents with simple ingredients found in the prison kitchen fashion? you bet! How to hand sew and make the latest prison outfits! It will be a hit!
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 5:02:32 PM EDT
Not to mention proper carpet munching etiquette.
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 5:10:53 PM EDT
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