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Posted: 6/29/2003 2:46:26 PM EDT
Remember the Maine? I'll bet there were a lot of Israeli agents in Cuba at that time. [:\]
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[Last Edit: 6/29/2003 3:06:07 PM EDT by ProfGAB101]
WTF - Ok satire - cause since Isreal didn't exist as a nation at the time, and I doubt they have a special interest in Rum and Cigars. They might have had insurgents on site to assist thwarting the Bay of Pigs invasion... Edit casue iCnat tppye
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 3:07:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/29/2003 3:32:50 PM EDT
Some Israelis blew up Maine? That sucks, I have friends who live in Maine...
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 3:33:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/29/2003 3:55:31 PM EDT by Tactical0]
No, the Israelis sank the Titanic.
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 3:36:28 PM EDT
2 words: Pearl Harbor
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 3:39:48 PM EDT
The Lusitania(sp), too!
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 3:53:51 PM EDT
No, but someone said they encouraged the north Koreans to attack south Korea
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 4:14:22 PM EDT
The Liberty was carrying special monitoring equipment that allowed them to confirm the existance of ZOG (Zionist Occupation Goverment) and the Protocols of Zion Thus the powers that be in Israel (who are all members of the International Jewish conspiracy, the Counsil on Foriegn Relations, The Masons, The Roscrusians and Santa's Litte Elves) had to see that the Liberty and all aboard were destroyed. Yada Yada Yada....
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 4:15:43 PM EDT
It was a neo-Federalist conspiracy to drag the country into war to benefit McKinley and his business associates.
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 4:27:17 PM EDT
How many times has this thread been repeated the past 2.5 years? It's getting a little old.z
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 4:41:28 PM EDT
No but they were responsible for the Gulf of Tonkin incident PLUS they tipped over my raft one time while I was going down the river. Bastards.
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 5:08:04 PM EDT
They were able to sneak aboard the Maine to plant the explosives because of the outstanding camoflauge abilities of the MARPAT that they invented. They of course got the whole idea from obtaining and watching the original Thomas Edison kinetiscope version of "Heat" which is now extremely rare.
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 6:22:23 PM EDT
Yes, they did and they used a highly secret explosive made from matzos made with the blood of Mohammedan children. (HDX you know.)
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 7:25:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jtw2: No but they were responsible for the Gulf of Tonkin incident PLUS they tipped over my raft one time while I was going down the river. Bastards.
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Israeli's knocked my mountian bike over, when it was parked out front Savemart. Broke the plastic ring that holds the headlight onto the handlebars, thus forcing me to use a bic to melt it back together.
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 7:31:06 PM EDT
it was Neo. he heard Agent Smith was on it and if he sank it Zion would be safe or something like that [:)]
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 7:50:40 PM EDT
[b]Did the Israelis blow up the Maine?[/b] No but Bill Clinton kidnapped the Lindbergh baby!
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 7:57:05 PM EDT
It was most likely an accident started by a smouldering coal fire that heated a bulkhead and set off the 6 inch round magazine...
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 7:58:46 PM EDT
If the Israelis didn't enter the war on the North's side them damn yanks wouldn't have had a chance.
Link Posted: 6/29/2003 11:31:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By blatherman: It was most likely an accident started by a smouldering coal fire that heated a bulkhead and set off the 6 inch round magazine...
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Yeah, like the Maine had bulkheads. That old wive's tale just won't die. [;D]
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 6:28:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/30/2003 6:28:26 AM EDT by eagle1911]
I just remembered, they started the french and indian war. Damn Israelis, they are behind everything.
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 6:33:40 AM EDT
The Israelis are the ones that plant gum in supermarket parking lots that eventually gets stuck on your shoe.
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 7:14:38 AM EDT
[img]http://www.akri.org/research/images/doh.jpg[/img] Stupid Mossad!
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 7:18:52 AM EDT
Yes and those were Israelis on the "grassy knoll"...oh yes and did you know that it is the Israelis who are responsible for your disappearing socks? They have an elite team of commandos who sneak into your drier via the ehaust vents and steal only one sock from each pair. They have ware houses of matchless socks on a secret military base out side of TelAviv. They figure if we wear only one sock we can only wear one shoe and thus keep us "off balance"....
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 7:39:00 AM EDT
Remember the Alamo
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 7:52:11 AM EDT
Don't forget the Boar War
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 8:37:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Chaingun: Don't forget the Boar War
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Or even the Boer War...
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 8:47:32 AM EDT
Yes. The Israelis have a time machine. You know how smart Jewish kids are. Well, there you have it. With a brain trust like that, they were bound to invent it someday. We can blame or thank them for everything now. Aren't you glad they are on our side. Just ask Eric Cartman: On Kyle's dad defending Chef, "Yeah! He's Jewish!" Bilster
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 11:12:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/30/2003 11:13:44 AM EDT by ArmdLbrl]
[ROFL]This is the BEST thread here in a LONG TIME[ROFL2] [hail]Marvl[hail2]
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 2:30:24 PM EDT
Sharon supplies inner city gangs with evil black assault rifles.
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 2:44:04 PM EDT
I posted about how the Mossad gave me an ear infection but nobody believed me...
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 2:46:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By Chaingun: Don't forget the Boar War
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Or even the Boer War...
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[ROFL]
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 2:50:50 PM EDT
And they keep letting Napoleon Solo escape.
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 2:51:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By Chaingun: Don't forget the Boar War
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Or even the Boer War...
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This is turning into the Boring War.
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 3:05:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By fearlessrogue: 2 words: Pearl Harbor
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Originally Posted By Tactical0: No, the Israelis sank the Titanic.
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A Chinese and a Jew were arguing, and the Jew said: "You people bombed Pearl Harbor" "What? It was the Japanese!" "Japanese, Chinese. What's the difference?" "Well, you people sank the Titanic!" "Hey, it was an iceberg" "Goldberg, iceberg, what's the difference?"
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Originally Posted By blatherman: It was most likely an accident started by a smouldering coal fire that heated a bulkhead and set off the 6 inch round magazine...
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More recent studies of the issue suggest that it was most likely a mine: [url]http://www.usni.org/NavalHistory/Articles98/NHallen.htm[/url]
Link Posted: 6/30/2003 7:50:39 PM EDT
I wanta' know what nefarious plot they were hatching when they tried to shoot down Apollo 13. It was close but our guys were too good for them, this time.
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