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CzechMate5 I'm Mighty! Joined Dec 2012 Posts 5891 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: 8/11/2018 7:04:59 PM EDT [#1] IN
	Interviewer: Well, can you... blow up the world? Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

JT_26 Member Joined Oct 2006 Posts 9135 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 8/11/2018 7:19:55 PM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By CzechMate5: IN https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/325058/A2835379-CB9C-4308-8D89-D2A139DD2DF3-637585.png View Quote
	I'm not nonchalant, I just don't give a damn.

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 8664 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 8/11/2018 7:56:33 PM EDT [#3] Doesn't count, has to have a meme.
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

Toblerone Joined Jan 2018 Posts 484 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/11/2018 9:48:30 PM EDT [Last Edit: Toblerone] [#4] Hidden Card in Cards Against Humanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5XxiQDr5o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5XxiQDr5o

Aloxite Group W Bench Joined Dec 2005 Posts 13116 EE 100% (70) WA, USA	Posted: 8/11/2018 9:55:47 PM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By Toblerone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5XxiQDr5o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5XxiQDr5o View Quote Hidden Card in Cards Against Humanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5XxiQDr5o
	They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

RSG

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Posted: 8/11/2018 10:08:33 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Toblerone:
"If you've read all the Vox explainers but are still having trouble distinguishing racist microaggressions from woke social justice talk, this cheat sheet might help."

— Bradley Campbell (@CampbellSocProf) August 10, 2018

The Chart (can't embed) : https://twitter.com/CampbellSocProf/status/1027958694657413120/photo/1

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376529

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mPisi Still Standing Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3858 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 8/11/2018 10:34:52 PM EDT [#7] Attached File
	“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

captainpooby

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Posted: 8/11/2018 10:39:14 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Hesperus:
Just for the record Zimbabwean dollars had a bad habit of clogging drainpipes.

So that cheep tp might wind up costing you a fortune in plumbing expenses.

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Originally Posted By captainpooby:
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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/12631/toilet_paper_venezuala-637359.jpg

Just for the record Zimbabwean dollars had a bad habit of clogging drainpipes.

So that cheep tp might wind up costing you a fortune in plumbing expenses.

I'm a Quilted Northern man all the way. I'd rather fight than switch.

Demeroma NorCal_LEO Callsign "Scallywag" Joined Mar 2006 Posts 1226 EE 100% (1) NJ, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 12:11:37 AM EDT [#9]

mPisi Still Standing Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3860 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 12:29:08 AM EDT [#10] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

UNF_Threaded Member Joined Oct 2015 Posts 588 EE 100% (1) CO, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 2:16:20 AM EDT [#11]

mPisi Still Standing Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3861 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 4:09:51 AM EDT [#12] Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ciZBvphS1M
	“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Creature USN, Ret. Joined Apr 2008 Posts 1177 EE 100% (28) VA, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 8:10:46 AM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ciZBvphS1M View Quote I thought he was a goner for sure!
	Never confuse motion with progress; never confuse a college degree with intelligence.

Crash_Test_Dhimmi Joined Nov 2008 Posts 4106 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 9:08:11 AM EDT [#14]

blottogg

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Posted: 8/12/2018 9:48:36 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Crash_Test_Dhimmi:
http://magaimg.net/img/5xeo.jpg

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Hit the nail on the head. They try to explain *the* world using only their pathetic, myopic perception of *their* world. They say, "I'm a hedonistic, irresponsible, hoplophobic blue-coast knob, and I assume that everyone else thinks like a hedonistic, irresponsible, hoplophobic blue-coast knob. We've driven out gun culture through nagging, guilt and shame, and mistaken consensus opinion of those that remain for comprehensive fact. 'Responsible, law-abiding gun owner' never enters the conversation because it is an alien concept in our world, deliberately shunned lest the falseness of our beliefs and virtue-signalling be revealed. Via our group-think, I know what *I* would do with a gun (insert projections of 'fender-bender becomes bloodbath', 'fist-fight becomes gunfight', 'get drunk and shoot my ex' here), and if *I* as the paragon of morality that I am (just ask my echo chamber where all dissent has been ostracized) would do that, just imagine what lesser mortals (who must be rednecks, Nazis, fascists, racists, etc. because they are 'not us') would do! No, no, no one should have guns."

This is why I don't meme...can't net it out like the memers can.

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 11351 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 11:08:41 AM EDT [#16]

Brundoggie ARFCOM Code Name: The Walrus Joined Dec 2005 Posts 10105 EE 100% (1) HI, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 1:48:27 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/n3Ps02muv0HzMQwK5Cjv-9sg2zmPAvbqVtC5Bc2obmw.jpg?w=723&s=dfcaab3c6564e7c7f34188a2f843c1a6 View Quote In the Democratic primary yesterday, Ing came in 4th with only around 6% of the votes.
	Soft words soften hearts that are harder than rock, harsh words harden hearts that are softer than silk. Al-Ghazali

MCSquared

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Posted: 8/12/2018 5:44:37 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Brundoggie:
In the Democratic primary yesterday, Ing came in 4th with only around 6% of the votes.

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Originally Posted By RSG:
https://i.redditmedia.com/n3Ps02muv0HzMQwK5Cjv-9sg2zmPAvbqVtC5Bc2obmw.jpg?w=723&s=dfcaab3c6564e7c7f34188a2f843c1a6

In the Democratic primary yesterday, Ing came in 4th with only around 6% of the votes.

Nice!

Originally Posted By justsayin:
WHY do celebrities think we care what philosophical or political opinions they have?
We don't pay them for who they really are.....

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 20855 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 6:29:47 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By Brundoggie: In the Democratic primary yesterday, Ing came in 4th with only around 6% of the votes. View Quote so he did better than expected?
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

FlockaCGulz Member Joined Jul 2016 Posts 731 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 7:30:40 PM EDT [#20]
	It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 20859 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 7:53:39 PM EDT [#21] .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 11353 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 8:07:36 PM EDT [#22]

Army_of_One Armchair Commando Joined Feb 2010 Posts 4997 EE 100% (27) FL, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 9:40:40 PM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/x62aDZfzUN-22WxsMcWFDqvG4mIy6kbmo9gabhtXPPM.jpg?w=556&s=34f43e83060e62ab3c9b22dcd99a63af View Quote Almost knocked myself out with that facepalm!
	ti8589: just read your post, you sound like a dick. LarryThePirate: How long did it take you to become an SME on dicks?

mPisi

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Posted: 8/12/2018 10:11:52 PM EDT

[Last Edit: mPisi] [#24]

Couple notes:
1. ~~I am looking for an original screengrab of this image without any text on it. Any help would be appreciated.~~
Nevermind, found a good video source and got a screenshot.

2, Rich's comment about not getting a job because he's a white guy is reportedly being censored on some news reports.

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“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.”
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

TNC Festina Lente Joined Sep 2008 Posts 9414 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 10:24:00 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By DanDaVinchi: https://i.imgur.com/9GRBvNv.jpg View Quote Shazam, bitch!
	Weapons compound man's power to achieve; they amplify the capabilities of both the good man and the bad, and to exactly the same degree, having no will of their own. --Col. Jeff Cooper

TNC Festina Lente Joined Sep 2008 Posts 9415 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 8/12/2018 10:27:23 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By mike_nds: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/91277/the-vikings-funeral-634244.jpg View Quote Every day millions of immigrant children die because they can't get liver transplants. Democrats should donate their livers to the liver bank to save the children.
	Weapons compound man's power to achieve; they amplify the capabilities of both the good man and the bad, and to exactly the same degree, having no will of their own. --Col. Jeff Cooper

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 11357 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/13/2018 9:11:34 AM EDT [#27]

AJ-IN-JAX Get the F*%# away from my coffee!! Joined Dec 2005 Posts 34120 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 8/13/2018 9:12:29 AM EDT [#28] Attached File
	"Because free men will never consent to give up the means of defending their liberties." ---- XBONE: AJ in JAX

Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 5077 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 8/13/2018 4:16:18 PM EDT [#29] Attached File
	Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them!

AR-1904 Joined Aug 2008 Posts 300 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/13/2018 9:51:06 PM EDT [#30] From Saturday's NYT crossword

birdbarian Member Joined Oct 2004 Posts 9786 EE 100% (4) GA, USA	Posted: 8/13/2018 10:18:33 PM EDT [#31] Attached File

RedneckMalcontent Joined Aug 2007 Posts 676 EE 0% (0) LA, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 4:15:35 AM EDT [#32]

Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 5079 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 8:15:40 AM EDT [#33] Attached File
	Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them!

m35ben Deuce Joined Mar 2014 Posts 65754 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 8:32:26 AM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/374309/Strzok-640069.JPG View Quote
	nothing of value here

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 33237 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 9:16:02 AM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/374309/Strzok-640069.JPG View Quote Perfect!
	Always blame autocorrect.

53gunner Member Joined Feb 2009 Posts 1258 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 9:52:06 AM EDT [#36] Kinda fits in with the theme here and it was funny as hell when it happened. Attached File

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happycynic Infidel Joined Oct 2004 Posts 47280 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 11:31:24 AM EDT [#38] Attached File
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A_Friendly_Manatee Member Joined Nov 2015 Posts 1794 EE 100% (62) MN, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 11:33:49 AM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By 53gunner: Kinda fits in with the theme here and it was funny as hell when it happened. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/195012/A1A2B11E-8DE2-4744-A1B9-46DB2C05E558-640114.JPG View Quote "Fleming" as in "transferrable Fleming sear?"

agb104983

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Posted: 8/14/2018 11:57:48 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By A_Friendly_Manatee:
"Fleming" as in "transferrable Fleming sear?"

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Originally Posted By A_Friendly_Manatee:

Originally Posted By 53gunner:
Kinda fits in with the theme here and it was funny as hell when it happened.
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/195012/A1A2B11E-8DE2-4744-A1B9-46DB2C05E558-640114.JPG

"Fleming" as in "transferrable Fleming sear?"

No

m35ben Deuce Joined Mar 2014 Posts 65759 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 12:00:13 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By 53gunner: Kinda fits in with the theme here and it was funny as hell when it happened. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/195012/A1A2B11E-8DE2-4744-A1B9-46DB2C05E558-640114.JPG View Quote Well done.
	nothing of value here

DanDaVinchi Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 882 EE 100% (12) MI, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 1:43:41 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/374309/Strzok-640069.JPG View Quote

mike_nds Co-Owner NoDak Spud LLC Joined Feb 2006 Posts 13958 EE 100% (38) MN, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 2:06:52 PM EDT [#43]
	We are living in a Tom Clancy novel

Wubbman Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 2291 EE 100% (3) GA, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 4:03:50 PM EDT [#44] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
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Wubbman Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 2292 EE 100% (3) GA, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 4:05:27 PM EDT [#45] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	"It's all fun and games right up until Michael shows up with a fiery sword and casually asks why your pistol's ammunition is in heretical Metric." - Fulminata

Wubbman Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 2293 EE 100% (3) GA, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 4:07:09 PM EDT [#46] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	"It's all fun and games right up until Michael shows up with a fiery sword and casually asks why your pistol's ammunition is in heretical Metric." - Fulminata

53gunner

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Posted: 8/14/2018 7:21:30 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By A_Friendly_Manatee:
"Fleming" as in "transferrable Fleming sear?"

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Originally Posted By 53gunner:
Kinda fits in with the theme here and it was funny as hell when it happened.
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/195012/A1A2B11E-8DE2-4744-A1B9-46DB2C05E558-640114.JPG

"Fleming" as in "transferrable Fleming sear?"

Shit, I wish man

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 11358 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 9:33:17 PM EDT [#48]

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 18039 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 10:02:38 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

GregMc Son of the American Revolution Joined May 2005 Posts 4598 EE 100% (2) IN, USA	Posted: 8/14/2018 10:23:34 PM EDT [Last Edit: GregMc] [#50] Attached File 357 or bust! ETA: bust.
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