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Posted: 6/27/2003 2:29:26 PM EDT
Nothing. You already told her twice. [:D] Tasteless joke #458 Some guy just told me that one, still laughing.
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Link Posted: 6/27/2003 2:34:40 PM EDT
Why do brides wear white? So the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator...
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 2:34:47 PM EDT
What do you do when your wife wants a watch for Christmas. Not a damn thing. There's already a clock on the stove.
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 2:46:37 PM EDT
Get a bigger gun. (sorry about not having a witty one liner...)
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 2:51:00 PM EDT
Deleted mine. Left my fireproof suit at work.
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 2:55:11 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 3:01:46 PM EDT
Why do women have a hard time climaxing? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Who cares.
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 3:03:53 PM EDT
What does a battered woman do when she gets home from the hospital? The dishes if she's smart!
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 3:06:40 PM EDT
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