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Posted: 6/27/2003 6:37:19 AM EDT
Subject: Hu is the word :-) Becoming his country's No.1 leader, Hu Chin-tao was elected as the Secretary General of the Chinese Communist Party on Friday. Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor: George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Codi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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Link Posted: 6/27/2003 7:08:23 AM EDT
"Third base!"
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 7:40:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/27/2003 7:41:13 AM EDT by Greenhorn]
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I was wondering, who's on first, eh? Skinner: Yes. Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first. Chalmers: Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.
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Link Posted: 6/27/2003 7:51:40 AM EDT
Simpsons. You know, the show with two guys named Chalmers and Skinner. [url]http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF10[/url]
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 8:49:20 AM EDT
I have an Abbott & Costello video with that routine. Classic.
Link Posted: 6/27/2003 5:54:38 PM EDT
[ROFL2][ROFL][LOLabove][LOL] Old routine, new flavors, FUNNY!
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