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Posted: 6/26/2003 5:48:29 PM EDT
> Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home > got caught short. > They were very near a graveyard and one of them > suggested they take a detour > and do their business behind a headstone or > something. > > One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she > thought she'd take off > her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her > friend however was > wearing > a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to > ruin hers but was lucky > enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that > was on one of the graves > so she proceeded to use that. > > They both stumbled off home. The next day one > woman's husband phoned the > other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on > our wives you know, > mine came home last night without her panties." > > "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with > a card stuck between her arse that said, 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'." >
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